標題 [無言] 我忘記你是男的了

 作者  luluhsuan
(路*)                                    
看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言] 我忘記你是男的了
 時間  Tue
Apr  6 01:16:08
2010
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忘了是什麼時候
大概很久以前了吧!
 
某次跟一個男生的朋友出去
因為他是男生的關係
點飲料都不會點少冰
每次都喝正常冰
而且都喝得很快
快到他吞飲料我都聽得到咕嚕咕嚕的聲音
 
由於女校待習慣了
一時也忘記他是男的
就跟他說
"欸
飲料不要喝這麼快,對子宮不好。"
 
語畢,他轉頭過來看我
 
"可是我沒有子宮,只有捧宮…"
 
 
 
 
 
註: 捧宮=台語 膀胱
 
 
這個姐姐好奇怪,我們不要跟她玩?
 
 
 
 

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04/06 01:19

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推 DreamFly0811:        
可是我沒有子宮,我只有挖工 (碗公)         04/06
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04/06 02:08

PatrickPipi:大笑                                               
04/06 02:15

GTLeft:              
可是我沒有子宮,我只有兩光               
04/06 02:20

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04/06 02:22
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04/06 02:26

penny93730:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               
04/06 02:39

ooqq0823:我最喜歡跟奇怪的姊姊玩奇怪的遊戲                 
(誤  04/06 02:40

ISANKI:大笑XDD                                                 
04/06 05:45

x223223233:有笑有推XDXD~~~                                     
04/06 06:42

jyunwei:捧宮XDDD                                               
04/06 06:47

Loraiba:捧宮很好笑耶w                                          
04/06 07:42
推 cynthiakeh:有笑有推 
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04/06 07:52

byzantines:捧宮XDDD                                            
04/06 08:08

a85316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          
04/06 08:23
→ s945153:好幽默喔
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04/06 08:39

ccc78413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/06 08:51

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04/06 08:54
推 conective:XD
不錯                                              
04/06 08:55

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04/06 09:02

babyhater:XDDDDDD                                              
04/06 09:02
推 wwokeb:Q__Q
我的蛋餅都噴到螢幕上了….                         
04/06 09:06

raineagles:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/06 09:25

poiu1234:捧宮…                                               
04/06 09:28

grate77430:捧宮ㄟ謀力XD                                        
04/06 09:32

gamer880831:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   
04/06 09:39

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APee0509:捧宮好笑XDD                                           
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04/06 10:09

trywish:這個姐姐好奇怪,我們不要跟她玩?                        
04/06 10:11
推 morina0291:有笑又正
大推XDD                                    
04/06 10:18

noviage:XD                                                     
04/06 10:22

m523756:捧宮大勝!!!忍笑好痛苦                                  
04/06 10:33

feather9456:大推捧宮啊!!!XDDDD                                 
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04/06 11:03

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youngkay:你這個糊塗蛋XD                                        
04/06 11:34

bambambam:不錯                                                 
04/06 11:34

kyork:反應超快XD~~話說,女生也有捧宮阿                         
04/06 11:35

lartanis:只有我看成棒宮嗎?                                    
04/06 11:37

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04/06 11:47

wantface:有笑有推                                              
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bluesea7731:反應真快XDDDDD                                     
04/06 12:13

njpju3133:推捧宮~                                              
04/06 12:27

snoworange:捧宮太好笑了                                        
04/06 12:32

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kyakkya:推捧公                                                 
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kklffg:這篇好快就被M了                                         
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推 cloud741019:我怎麼以為是牆壁裝潢不好的 捧拱 有人跟我一樣嗎…   04/06
13:53

oomai:他也還算冷靜啦!                                          
04/06 13:59

idkwts174:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/06
14:07
推 juref:我的媽
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
04/06 14:18
→ tinyrain:捧宮
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        
04/06 14:20

locust0923:捧宮XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
04/06 14:23

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greencapave:原來還有這招啊                                     
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XD                              
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04/06 15:05
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XD                                 
04/06 15:10

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04/06 15:41
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可惡                                                 
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04/06 17:45

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04/06 18:08

top068:樓上…                                                  
04/06 18:12

Jssssssss:捧攻不錯!!                                           
04/06 18:33
推 kelopi:還好我控制得宜
喝的水沒有噴出來                         
04/06 19:08

jenniferelf:吃飯差點噎到!有笑啦XDD                            
04/06 19:09

martinsd:哈哈…                                               
04/06 19:23

gamekimg:這很正常啊!每個人都有捧宮                            
04/06 19:24
推 chuangshubin:姊姊好可愛
我可以跟你玩嗎                         
04/06 19:30

babaluu:不錯XD                                                 
04/06 20:03

Jiuliano1412:XD                                                
04/06 20:08

yureca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          
04/06 20:11

tamotora:這個姊姊好奇怪…我們不要跟她玩!!                     
04/06 20:15

Arlen7119:XDDDDD                                               
04/06 20:15

Physix10:我笑了XDDDDDDDD                              
04/06 20:18

iveylu:捧宮戳到我的笑點了..超好笑XDDDDDDDD                     
04/06 20:27

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feather7124:捧宮超好笑XDDD                                     
04/06 21:01

enc06:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            
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推 tsharon:XDDDDD 
忍不住大笑                                     
04/06 21:05

tony19880112:今天第一笑~~很棒                                  
04/06 21:05

popomo:XD                                                      
04/06 21:09

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04/06 21:18

FangCC:捧宮~~捧宮~~捧碗公~~~~                                  
04/06 21:21
推 Erreur:捧宮
太好笑了XDDD                                       
04/06 21:31

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04/06 21:32

signpoison:推捧宮XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
04/06 21:34

taipeionly:捧宮=膀胱,學了新詞了。                             
04/06 21:35

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哈哈哈                                     
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04/06 23:45

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04/07 01:22
推 elfwayne:聽的懂捧公耶 
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04/07 02:05

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04/07 11:58
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