標題 男人最怕什麼?

 作者  HOLLYQOO
(水槍鼠)                                   
看板  StupidClown
 標題  男人最怕什麼?
 時間  Tue Apr  6
00:13:17 2010
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有一次去吃吃到飽的時候,店裡剛好有哈根達斯
 
老實說因為我人窮命賤,一輩子也沒吃過這玩意,就去湊了個熱鬧
 
這個時候看到前面有個小妹妹因為長的太矮,手搆不到冰櫃裡
 
我就很親切的說
 
"妹妹,葛格幫你挖好了^^"
 
"好啊,我要草莓口味"
 
就當我輕鬆寫意的往草苺口味督下去的瞬間.
 
晤,好硬?
 
這玩意不是大家愛吃的要命?
 
為什麼跟柏油路的硬度差不多?
 
就當我奮戰兩分鐘,連汗都飆出來的時候
 
妹妹淡淡的說了句
 
"我看你還是不行啊,我叫我把拔來好了"
 
我轉過身去,流下恥辱的男兒淚
 
 
我把思念磨成了細沙
                 
混入真心的骨灰中
                                 
燒結成對妳的愛
 
然後一槌狠狠的打碎,把這一切都送到風中,不再提起,不再想起.
 

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推 Hans14:XDDD
她好老成                                           
04/06 00:14

ly4138:妹妹:我看你還是不行                                    
04/06 00:15

undyingstar:說不定你是第十個幫她挖的XD                         
04/06 00:16
推 strangequark:男人最怕不行
特別是被嫩草說不行                   
04/06 00:16

oXnXo:我把拔一定比葛格厲害!                                    
04/06 00:18

bonebonekai:挖冰器要先搖一搖才比較好挖                         
04/06 00:19
推 opiuopiu3: 
妹妹:我看你還是不行                               
04/06 00:20

opiuopiu3:推樓樓上                                             
04/06 00:20

heavenwhite:七輪嗎???                                          
04/06 00:22

irvinemax:七輪???                                              
04/06 00:22
推 pougua:    
妹妹:我看你還是不行…                            
04/06 00:24
推 wfireworks:原來~原PO吃過柏油路
@@"                             
04/06 00:25
推 hunny93:台南七輪燒肉
XD                                        
04/06 00:26

seon520:被小妹妹說不行….                                     
04/06 00:26

iamfenixsc:妹妹:我看你還是不行                                
04/06 00:30

ditom:推樓樓上                                                 
04/06 00:30

liaon98:路人:她…我可以!                                    
04/06 00:31

breezekid:那間哈根達斯真的超硬!                                
04/06 00:37

devil115789:挖冰的一定要先搖一搖                               
04/06 00:40
→ blythemelody:是因為挖不起來沒面子嗎
哈哈                       
04/06 00:40
推 raineagles:推 路人
XDD                                         
04/06 00:44

nicemen:他妹妹會說話!?                                         
04/06 00:44

tony1688:↑妹妹:潑潑潑~(流出)                                  
04/06 00:45
推 stab22:    
妹妹:我看你還是不行                               
04/06 00:47
推 ly4138:    
妹妹:才兩分鐘就不行了                             
04/06 00:48
→ PNwan:樓上
是弄了兩分鐘還是不行                                
04/06 00:50
推 rason26:認真問一個…搖一搖是啥意思=
=?                        
04/06 00:51
→ blythemelody:我也想知道為啥要搖一搖
我都直接挖耶               
04/06 00:51
推 ly4138:挖冰淇淋那隻  裡面有特殊的設計 
要搖一搖會比較好挖       04/06 00:52

ly4138:好像溫度會上升之類的                                    
04/06 00:53
推 dennyshing:很重的那種冰淇淋勺
裡面有水銀                       
04/06 00:53
推 ro10151:我不知道耶…
看笨版長知識                             
04/06 00:54
→ dennyshing:搖一搖會將手上的溫度傳導上去
會比較好挖             
04/06 00:54
→ ly4138:搖一搖
再舔一舔                                         
04/06 00:55

ly4138:再泡一泡牛奶                                            
04/06 00:55

blythemelody:再泡一泡牛奶                                      
04/06 00:55
→ snowcool:我看你不行
我還是叫我把拔來教你好了                   
04/06 00:55

rewolf:#1BJTPje7                                               
04/06 00:56
推 tony1688:我還以為把小女孩帶到廁所搖一搖….驚了一下=
=          04/06 00:59

yifanwei:我還以為我跑到西斯板 /
\                              
04/06 00:59

monkeyFJU:要先搖一搖拉~~之前笨板有po過相關文章                 
04/06 01:00

Entropy1988:看笨板長知識了耶XD                                 
04/06 01:02

ee430:辛苦你了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/06 01:08

kuanun:我印象中是裏面有水銀                                    
04/06 01:08
推 joyjack:吃到飽高價冰淇淋都把溫度調很低
很難挖就可節省成本       04/06 01:09

joyjack:曾經挖到手腕扭傷….                                   
04/06 01:09
→ ly4138:還有這招喔=   
=                                        
04/06 01:10

qsx889:男人只剩下一張嘴XDDD                                    
04/06 01:11

tony1688:推薦使用炙熱的30cm去挖                                
04/06 01:11

Komachionozu:挖冰用的杓子要沾水才好挖…                       
04/06 01:12

DreamFly0811:勺子表示:                                        
04/06 01:13

yifanwei:             
你沒說密碼當然挖不動                    
04/06 01:15

bloodynight:推七輪哈跟打思硬到爆…                            
04/06 01:18

adam8520:嗯!!看笨版長知識XDDDD                                 
04/06 01:19

crueangel:跟店長說:這很難挖,請幫我挖(菸)                     
04/06 01:19
推 sky20420:小妹妹:哥哥我想要。(指冰 十分鐘過後 小妹妹:哥哥我還要  04/06 01:21

s23325522:對準冰淇淋表面
成30度角下挖                          
04/06 01:22

DreamFly0811:亞當表示:                                        
04/06 01:32

hij76128:偷偷把插頭拉掉0.0….                                 
04/06 01:36

jfurseteidce:稍微加點水會好點….一點點而已|||                 
04/06 01:39

kkrichard:帶去家裡~讓他知道你很行!                             
04/06 01:50

a10290628:真的很難挖,我也挖過..                               
04/06 01:51
推 elsa7766:冰品都是越硬越好吃 
@@…推難挖!!                     
04/06 02:02
推 gor412:樓上..太硬是因為店家冰太久
結凍了ˊˋ…                
04/06 02:07
推 youknew:我看成 還是把他拔出來好了= = 
對不起                   
04/06 02:15
推 snoopy206:看完第一直覺 
這小妹妹是新八                         
04/06 02:31

lyuping:結果爸爸來也會尷尬…這是店家的計謀阿!!!               
04/06 02:33

fine246:妹:連把拔你也不行QQ                                   
04/06 02:35

ssundragon:至少她不是等你挖好…才跟你說你挖錯口味了….       
04/06 02:37

TCLanLanLu:上次吃台北的就沒那麼難挖…七輪真的超硬             
04/06 02:47
推 bt222:怎麼可能是越硬越好吃…你去看哈根達斯專賣店 會這麼硬嗎    04/06
02:47

bt222:好吃的冰淇淋絕對不可能是放在那邊一直冰著的               
04/06 02:48

f80659:商家會把溫度調低,讓冰淇淋變超難挖XD                    
04/06 02:59

hthtm:不是要偷偷把冰箱的插頭拔掉…過半小時再去挖….          
04/06 03:14

elsa7766:可能是我吃好吃的都很硬0.0/                            
04/06 03:33

sinker:被小妹妹說不行..                                        
04/06 04:29

shaka1aka:            
那就是真的不行了…                     
04/06 05:16
推 lopmss:======================他,我可以======================= 
04/06 08:15

poiu1234:我看你還是不行啊…..                                 
04/06 09:29

oscar8326:我看成.."我看你還是不行啊,我看還是拔出來好了"        
04/06 10:19

morina0291:推妹妹XDDDD                                         
04/06 10:23

jay413137:妹妹:我看你早就不行                                  
04/06 10:51
推 idlypanda:樓樓上很糟糕
還邪笑                                  
04/06 11:06

njpmcj:你該不會是沒開蓋子吧                                    
04/06 11:20

Yie:                                                           
04/06 11:46

Refauth:勝敗兵家事不期,包羞忍恥是男兒。                       
04/06 12:16

Refauth:江東子弟多才俊,捲土重來未可知。                       
04/06 12:16

exelop:原PO被妹妹說不行…                                     
04/06 13:13

yueying:妹妹:我看你還是不行                                   
04/06 15:08

pentis:勝敗兵家事不期,包羞忍恥是男兒。                        
04/06 15:43

pentis:江東子弟多才俊,捲土重來未可知。                        
04/06 15:43

pentis:XDDD                                                    
04/06 15:43

aterasu:芝山小黑牛XDDDD                                        
04/06 17:54
推 GoldenFox:原PO  你果然還是不行啊~
(拍拍                        
04/06 18:25
推 eye147258:你可以罵一個男人低能 
但不能罵他無能                 
04/06 18:31

dunhill978:七輪超沒水準,怕人家吃又愛用哈根大支打廣告          
04/06 18:35

elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       
04/06 18:37

GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           
04/06 18:44

forRITZ:元PO受到重擊                                         
04/06 19:41

EEspresso:節省成本XDD                                          
04/06 20:17

cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
04/06 20:39

yjlee0829:妹妹:我看你還是不行                                 
04/06 22:22

huntersp:把電線拔掉..                                          
04/06 22:34

durian0816:我以為你還在挖蓋子                                  
04/06 22:37

cloudsub:應該是店家冰箱的問題                                  
04/06 23:59

emily0615:說不定爸爸也不行…                                  
04/07 00:53
→ ryochun:路人: 
她……我可以XDDDDDDDD                         
04/07 11:45

 
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