標題 [心得] 打手槍射完精,精液要記得擦！！

 作者  killmenow
(殺了我)                                          
看板  sex
 標題  [心得] 打手槍射完精,精液要記得擦！！
 時間  Mon Apr 12
22:15:11 2010
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昨天晚上抓了片

 

吐點口水在我老馬眼上潤滑

 

左手搓揉著陰莖龜頭環處

 

不知道為什麼著

 

昨天特別神爽

 

整支陰莖大概漲大到平常的120%吧!

 

大約有18公分

 

大概打了24分鐘

 

一股寒意從腳傳了上來

 

我馬上站起來射在旁邊地板

 

有點精液沾到陰毛 濕濕溫溫的

 

射完有點空虛,有點累 就去睡了

 

今天睡到大概pm3點就被吵起來

 

一堆白色制服的人員衝進家裡來

 

老爸搖了搖我叫我趕快穿好衣服

 

睡到一半被吵起來 我覺得很莫名奇妙

 

就隨便套了米奇林外套就出門了

 

坐上車到了急診室

 

我爸才氣喘吁吁的跟我說 "你阿公在家裡走路的時候,不知道踩到什麼液體,

 

跌倒後,腦勺撞到桌腳,現在在加護病房…. 醫生說不太樂觀"

 

我聽完嚇傻了….

 

拜託… 要是你你會承認嗎…

 

現在我在醫院的星巴克用無線網路上PTT…

 

等等我媽媽跟2個弟弟 還有小叔一家人會來

 

我猜等等又要家庭革命了吧…

 

又要吵責任歸屬….

 

不知道我該承認嗎….

 

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