標題 [大哭] 蟑螂給牠死

 作者  c58264cathy
(我忍,不代表我很好。)                  
看板  StupidClown
 標題  [大哭] 蟑螂給牠死
 時間  Thu
Apr  8 01:44:10
2010
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突然想到原PO國中時期的
 
某日 夏天的中午 去洗澡
 
 
 
結果洗的正高興時候
 

發現
 
一隻蟑螂
 
在牆壁邊竄動
 
當時尖叫只是圖增麻煩!!!!!
 
 
 
於是我馬上將冷水調到熱水最底
 
往那蟑螂沖過去
 
此時那刻 牠衝向我方向
 
熱水燙到的牠也激動到
 
亂竄不停的往我逼近
 
結果
 
竟然
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
從腳邊爬上我大腿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
我馬上往自己腿上 一沖…………………
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
燙到爽翻了我大腿
 

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sthermit:可以挑戰本周最好笑!~
有畫面XXDD                       
04/08 01:45

singlepart:笑倒了!!!有夠笨!!                                   
04/08 01:50

k602142000:哈哈~太好笑了~~                                     
04/08 01:50

EricTao:應該要用肥皂水攻擊O_O!                                 
04/08 01:53

irarref:原po沒有大叫增加麻煩嗎?                             
04/08 02:00
→ c58264cathy:沒有!! 
我只是不斷的罵髒話而已                     
04/08 02:02

youknew:就像被電蚊拍電到一樣嗎                                 
04/08 02:05

qeworz:要忍。                                                  
04/08 02:10

terrybob:先用左手撥掉,再用右手拿花灑噴過去呀…                
04/08 02:13

LBJ23:宵夜文!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                        
04/08 02:13

jimmy86204:還滿好笑的阿哈哈哈哈哈有笑有推                      
04/08 02:18
推 tubamichael:我曾經做過這種事 
但是熱水換成BB槍…              
04/08 02:19

tubamichael:連兩槍尻在腳趾頭上                                 
04/08 02:19
→ apiod:我如果在洗澡時看到蟑螂
都會用水淹死牠                    
04/08 02:24
→ gr1031:推四樓
清潔液是可以秒殺小強的唷                         
04/08 02:24

bastardize:超好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈                                  
04/08 02:27

tvbic:一點都不好笑                                             
04/08 02:41

JokerKs:不簡單。                                               
04/08 02:46
推 yamsi086:哈哈哈哈哈
我一定會瘋狂尖叫                           
04/08 02:51

ben196888:XDDDDDDDD                                            
04/08 02:55
推 yeaha0055:要是我可能也會做這種事
XD                            
04/08 03:02

ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/08 03:07

TokyoKind:大笨蛋XD                                             
04/08 03:13
推 fadein:4f是對的  肥皂水可以殺蟑螂 
~~                          
04/08 03:13
推 YOUAREME:主要就是堵住牠的氣孔!!蟑螂氣孔很多,所以還可以游泳   04/08
03:22
推 happie6210:蟑螂還活著嗎
=.=                                    
04/08 03:27
→ AJAPPLE:蟑螂哥巴豆那邊有油指
肥皂水溶解以後他就不能呼吸了       04/08 03:30

Tabrith:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDD                                    
04/08 03:40
推 rorybu:tvbic:一點都不好笑 
不過不好意思你推了耶                
04/08 03:43

v73659:來人啊~                                                 
04/08 03:44

SkyRasheed:我也不敢打…都用肥皂水沖牠                         
04/08 03:47

togod:很燙的感覺                                               
04/08 04:18

Loraiba:好慘                                                   
04/08 05:05
推 a100200345:想不到蟑螂也懂同歸於盡的道理  
蟑螂:略懂            
04/08 05:11

sazdj:之後熱水有再往上嗎?                                     
04/08 06:22

rick9321:往上…就是老__了…..                                
04/08 06:43
推 walkwall:四樓正解 
我都用園藝噴霧氣裝稀釋的洗碗精噴小強         04/08
07:01

walkwall:然後平常也可以用來洗碗…粉方便                       
04/08 07:02

DemonPomelo:城府好深的蟑螂                                     
04/08 08:01

agjay:好噁XD                                                   
04/08 08:46

gogojog:小強:我只是想寫個慘字                                 
04/08 08:47
推 ooXD:其實清潔劑是可以插蟑螂的 蟑螂的腹部是牠的呼吸主要部位     
04/08 09:08

ooXD:清潔泡沫會阻塞腹部呼吸孔,不到20秒就會掙扎而死            
04/08 09:09

ooXD:主要是腹部油脂溶結,沒油質保護清潔劑就會流進呼吸孔        
04/08 09:13
推 playgame2420:清潔劑插蟑螂…那會生下什麼東西=
=                
04/08 09:26

quietvox:                                  
蟑螂清潔劑  (誤  04/08 09:42
推 claire0810:噁心><
我都用洗髮精攻擊                             
04/08 09:45

gn02528998:蟑螂表示:跟你同歸於盡!!!                            
04/08 09:54

COWBAY3068:金北七…                                           
04/08 09:54

handsomewade:看笨版學知識!                                     
04/08 09:55

Xylo1321:這實在太驚恐了                                        
04/08 09:57

xx78826:樓下吃新鮮蟑螂                                         
04/08 10:01
推 Hasahina:拉出來還給樓上
還買一送一                             
04/08 10:26

Shona:被買一送一的蟑螂表示:                                   
04/08 10:27

untestable:                
限量下殺
要買要快                  
04/08 10:38
→ ooXD:http://ppt.cc/kLSK 恐怖連結→孵化的蟑螂蛋 剛吃飽的不要點   04/08
10:51

nckukath:我用衛生紙,捉起來直接捏爆                            
04/08 11:08
推 prismwu:樓下先點點看
快中午了                                  
04/08 11:09

obawen:點了,還挺可愛的說..萬頭鑽動                            
04/08 11:13
推 CryForYou:小蟑螂  原來一顆蛋孵這個多隻 
囧                     
04/08 11:21
推 clarecat:看到蟑螂蛋就先在上面擠滿洗髮精,等他們出生就… 嘿嘿    04/08
11:27

holyspectral:於是他們剛出生就有烏黑亮麗的頭髮                  
04/08 11:38
→ whale1124:孵化的蟑螂蛋
超噁心~~千萬別看                        
04/08 11:40

needhp:樓下快點                                                
04/08 11:51
推 khch:我點了…這是怎麼照到的阿=
=??                            
04/08 11:53

GHOSTFONG:原來一顆蛋可以孵好幾隻@@…..!!!!!!!!!               
04/08 11:58

paleoworld:小強的逆襲!弟兄們,不要怕!往前衝!                
04/08 12:00

lts0716:點了連結,可是無法顯示網頁,怎麼回事呢?               
04/08 12:04
推 ikumisa:我以為是影片所以邊吃飯邊點  一進去是照片  還好我頂得住  04/08
12:05
推 GHOSTYEN:連結超噁的=
=原來剛出生的蟑螂是白色的~~~              
04/08 12:10

PPPGGG:好像一堆LED…..還長短腳                                
04/08 12:28

l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
04/08 12:39
推 NAZCABUSTER:26隻耶
超過2打~                                    
04/08 12:45

ohioh:我頂得住                                                 
04/08 13:13

victorcoo:那在家看到一顆蟑螂蛋不就表示…                      
04/08 13:15

hsianggg:超噁!!!!!!!!!!!!!!蟑螂真的很激不起欸                  
04/08 13:15

yansrb:我剛吃飽……現在感到胃在翻攪=口=                      
04/08 13:39
推 hjwy:應該是水還不夠燙吧?
我調到最熱燙死過好幾隻了!!!           
04/08 13:40
推 vi29jsy:小強的逆襲 我也遇過一模一樣的事情
哭哭                 
04/08 13:47

eulb03:有笨有笑有推                                            
04/08 13:52
推 kklffg:徒增麻煩的徒是這個"徒" 
而不是圖                        
04/08 14:04

zzz52dt:holyspectral:於是他們剛出生就有烏黑亮麗的頭髮XDDDDD     04/08
15:09

elwyn:徒增。是要糾正幾次才不會再有錯字?                        
04/08 15:35
推 alecbenalec:笑啦!
要推                                        
04/08 16:20
推 freetiny:曾看過某新聞:有個人睡覺時一隻蟑螂爬進喉嚨產卵還孵化   04/08
16:23
推 NB11:樓上
那卵不是會被吞下去嗎@@?                              
04/08 16:33
→ barry1027gg:有試著用"潔領"噴過蟑螂 
有超強殺傷力               
04/08 16:34

olahugo:看完這篇大腿好癢…                                    
04/08 16:52

qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDD                                            
04/08 16:59
推 Raistlin0520:熱水殺蟑螂很臭喔 非常臭
小時候有試過              
04/08 17:29

seeladys:原PO的眉頭一皺,感覺下方傳來陣陣的焦味!               
04/08 17:34

umidake:肥皂水沖小強的小肚肚…很快就會躺平了                  
04/08 17:37
→ umidake:我之前腳用力往地上一跺想嚇跑蟑螂..結果蟑螂回頭追我….  04/08 17:38

gor412:乾!我好想點  又不敢點
樓下幫忙!!!                       
04/08 18:00

wu41289:我就知道XDDDDD我也做過這種傻事…                      
04/08 18:06

cRight:好笑XDDDDDDDDD                                          
04/08 18:20

happymuse:好燒!!                                               
04/08 18:26

yehua0120:好驚險的畫面                                         
04/08 18:37
推 AsleepChild:以前也有過這樣的經驗
不過沒爬上來就是了            
04/08 18:48

mingkwan:好噁心好噁心O_Q                                       
04/08 19:28
→ mingkwan:本來想推但是推文讓我不想推了
真的好噁心!!             
04/08 19:29

happy6331ya:我真的吐了….                                     
04/08 19:33

luke90512:樓上…                                              
04/08 19:38

Abric:XDDD                                                     
04/08 19:40

c58264cathy:XDDDDDDDDDD推~真的吐了                             
04/08 19:46
推 BGBear:有笑有推  好有畫面啊 
XDDD                              
04/08 19:52
→ hadesfor:一瞬間… 就笑了
=ˇ="                                
04/08 20:00

hadesfor:等等推@@                                              
04/08 20:01
推 hadesfor:補推補推!! 用熱水殺蟑螂
無效(劃筆記)                  
04/08 20:10

cashko:聽起來好驚恐                                            
04/08 20:14
→ cashko:我曾經用熱水瓶裡的水把蟑螂燙死過,熱水應該還是有用吧     04/08
20:15

HuaLan:幹…一顆蟑螂蛋孵這麼多隻蟑螂喔…                      
04/08 20:22
推 k29229863:我是開浴室窗戶蟑螂從窗框上面摔下來 嚇死人差點摔倒=.=  04/08 20:28

k29229863:我還燙過一隻母蟑螂結果牠屁股跑出個銀銀的東西是卵嗎..  04/08 20:29

MITCHLIN:蟑螂:影分身之術                                       
04/08 20:30

k29229863:無法顯示應該是VGA覺得太噁不想顯示XD                  
04/08 20:31

s655007:用洗髮乳!!!!可以做蟑螂雕像                             
04/08 20:37

wolfox18:肥皂水攻擊~馬上翹~                                    
04/08 20:40
推 s910928:在浴室就用清潔劑類的吧
洗髮沐浴肥皂都可以              
04/08 21:12
推 jenhsuan:下次用鹽酸 =
=+                                       
04/08 21:39
推 ferretwind:鹽酸效果沒有肥皂水好,而且沾到鹽酸的蟑螂跑向你…..  04/08 21:46

jyrpg:熱水我常用= = 
要沖到他爬不過來才是正確                  
04/08 22:05

monett95:要忍耐                                                
04/08 22:05
推 Silver320:推肥皂水攻擊!
簡單有效~                              
04/08 22:22

hayamavic:肥皂水超好用                                         
04/08 22:43

sleepdevil:肥皂水是速殺,善後的超棒選擇                         
04/08 23:22

vortex0607:蟑螂:死也要拉個墊背的~"~                           
04/08 23:31

brsong:小時候以為肥皂水超毒,毒到可以毒死蟑螂(認真)             
04/08 23:37

shes60100:雖然我怕但我也大笑了XDDD                             
04/08 23:56

penny93730:XDDDDDDDDD                                          
04/09 01:00
→ icesnowa:蟑螂剛換完殼也是白色的說,不過1h左右就變回來了,上次抓   04/09
01:34

icesnowa:去泡熱水,秒殺,原本怎麼弄都還動的挺厲害的              
04/09 01:34

chenyenwen:真的很有畫面                                        
04/09 01:49

xxyyzz00055:我曾經拿芳香濟噴蟑螂過….                         
04/09 05:45
推 PingWind:樓上 
有效嗎?                                         
04/09 10:22

sonata990:頂多牠回去被同伴歧視吧                               
04/09 11:24
→ c58264cathy: ↑
哈哈阿哈                                       
04/09 12:06
推 olivia1124:= =" 
我做過一樣的事情,不同的是我燙傷了             
04/09 13:04

annber:第二張圖片感覺有很多皮老闆                              
04/09 13:33

crazyken007:XDD                                                
04/09 14:21

useforpo:如果爬到了我的XX                                      
04/09 15:02
→ useforpo:幹  
爽翻了我的XX                                     
04/09 15:02

kiyoMOJO:皮老闆XD有像有像                                      
04/09 15:58

yduiy:XDDD                                                     
04/09 16:43

ooXD:歧視被芳香劑噴的蟑螂是不是蠟筆小新的艮阿XDD               
04/09 17:55
推 lancer7995:幹  
爽翻了我的XX                                   
04/09 18:10

helenshe15:gj                                                  
04/09 18:50

mammamiam:好厲害XDD                                            
04/09 19:19
推 AquariusTACO:熱水的確有用~!!
我之前洗澡把蟑螂燙死              
04/09 19:27
→ AquariusTACO:你下次可以用魔術靈喔也可以殺死蟑螂,我在家都這樣   04/09
19:27

aa0128:有笑有推                                                
04/10 00:16

chialin39:難怪蟑螂能夠一直生存下去………..                  
04/10 01:11

reborn31:有笑有推                                              
04/10 03:11

Yie:XDD                                                        
04/10 12:21

vivivi99:好笨!!!XDDDDDDD                                       
04/10 13:58

dough0217:好可憐XDDD                                           
04/10 14:23

iammai118:之前就是看到那種剛出生的小蟑螂後,有一段時間          
04/10 15:16

iammai118:都不敢吃紅豆跟柚子…………..                     
04/10 15:16

zerokl:拍拍XDD                                                 
04/10 20:37

cagman:最後一句笑死我了                                        
04/10 23:13
推 walkoffhomer:大推廚房魔術靈
掛了之後還可以順便擦一擦           
04/11 00:46
→ iors0330:於是我馬上將冷水調到熱水最底  
<=????                 
04/11 17:46

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