標題 [心得] 打手槍射完精,精液要記得擦!!

 作者  killmenow
(殺了我)                                          
看板  sex
 標題  [心得] 打手槍射完精,精液要記得擦!!
 時間  Mon Apr 12
22:15:11 2010
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昨天晚上抓了片
 
吐點口水在我老馬眼上潤滑
 
左手搓揉著陰莖龜頭環處
 
不知道為什麼著
 
昨天特別神爽
 
整支陰莖大概漲大到平常的120%吧!
 
大約有18公分
 
大概打了24分鐘
 
一股寒意從腳傳了上來
 
我馬上站起來射在旁邊地板
 
有點精液沾到陰毛 濕濕溫溫的
 
射完有點空虛,有點累 就去睡了
 

今天睡到大概pm3點就被吵起來
 
一堆白色制服的人員衝進家裡來
 
老爸搖了搖我叫我趕快穿好衣服
 
睡到一半被吵起來 我覺得很莫名奇妙
 
就隨便套了米奇林外套就出門了
 
坐上車到了急診室
 
我爸才氣喘吁吁的跟我說 "你阿公在家裡走路的時候,不知道踩到什麼液體,
 
跌倒後,腦勺撞到桌腳,現在在加護病房…. 醫生說不太樂觀"
 
我聽完嚇傻了….
 
拜託… 要是你你會承認嗎…
 
現在我在醫院的星巴克用無線網路上PTT…
 
等等我媽媽跟2個弟弟 還有小叔一家人會來
 
我猜等等又要家庭革命了吧…
 
又要吵責任歸屬….
 
不知道我該承認嗎….
 

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04/12 22:15

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FatalLuna:…                                                  
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cia1099:少一個K喔                                              
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sp4x87pkpk:……                                              
04/12 22:16
→ wujacky621:大家都會記得擦吧
妳自己太大意                       
04/12 22:16

csman32403:唬爛還是真的阿…                                   
04/12 22:16

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04/12 22:16
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04/12 22:16
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04/12 22:16
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toyyot:這篇太過分囉                                            
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bigbigword:….                                                
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04/12 22:17
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我也很想來個120%的爆氣阿!!                    
04/12 22:18
噓 familycut:虎爛
最好是會說踩到什麼"液體"                        
04/12 22:18

momoCry:zz                                                     
04/12 22:18
噓 qwzx28:科科 台灣派 
他有看到你尻槍嗎                           
04/12 22:19
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22:19

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04/12 22:20
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來po西斯版也只是證明你腦殘        04/12 22:20

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04/12 22:21
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你沒救了      04/12 22:21

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22:21

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04/12 22:21
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04/12 22:22

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04/12 22:24

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04/12 22:24

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04/12 22:24
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為什麼踩到的不是你              
04/12 22:24

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04/12 22:25
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22:26

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04/12 22:27

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04/12 22:27

frog9999:請勿隨地大小便射精                                    
04/12 22:27
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唬洨                                    
04/12 22:27

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22:27

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04/12 22:28
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造孽                                                   
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04/12 22:48

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04/12 23:02
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connon:阿公表示:                                              
04/12 23:10
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叫你爸jizz在牆上都比較好           04/12
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噓爆你                               
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04/12 23:35

tevez0501:………..                                          
04/12 23:36

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推 j33266d35:= = 別鬧了好不好
…                                 
04/13 01:27

dabalax:路過幫噓                                               
04/13 01:57

shadowmeself:沒笑                                              
04/13 02:38

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04/13 02:44

KURO1214:怎麼還沒乾阿~乾了不就沒是了…                        
04/13 08:28

iamgyfan:.                                                     
04/13 08:30

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04/13 08:34

yeats1974:拿長輩開玩笑很好玩嗎?沒大沒小                       
04/13 11:15

NaTaO3:一定是騙人的^^                                          
04/13 11:40

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