標題 [心情] 男友說我有目的>”<

 作者  ilovelemon
(lemon)                                     
看板  Boy-Girl
 標題  [心情] 男友說我有目的>"<
 時間  Fri
Apr  2 15:47:30
2010
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剛下班前 男友打來
 
他一打過來就先開玩笑故意說「我討厭你了 我超討厭你 我宇宙無敵討厭你」
 

我知道他開玩笑
 
所以我也跟著撒嬌裝無辜說「吼 難道我不是你的小寶貝嗎?」
 
 
 
他裝認真說「不是 你絕對不是小寶貝」
 
我「為啥??」
 
他「因為你至少是『大』寶貝」 (我肉肉的)
 
然後 我也自我解嘲 跟著他開玩笑說「不 我等級應該是肥寶貝了」
 
 
 
然後 他就狂笑 故意叫我「肥寶」
 
交往兩年多來 第一次給我取綽號==
 
我承認如他說 肥寶 聽起來有點可愛
 
但是 肥這個字 越聽越傷心>"<
 
所以我開玩笑說「拜託 胖子也有自尊的耶」
 
他就說「你不覺得很可愛嗎 哈哈 你真的好可愛喔」
 
接著他突然說「欸 XXX 你真的心機很重耶」
 
我「為什麼??」
 
他「你明明知道你躺在我大腿上睡著樣子最可愛 所以故意一直纏著我大腿睡覺對吧」
 
他繼續說「然後 讓我覺得你很可愛 都離不開你 這是你的目的吧!!你很可惡」
 
(他常常打電動 或是 做事時 因為都會坐在床上(書桌在床邊)
 
我都不想被冷落 就會鑽進去 躺在他大腿 沒兩三秒我就開始打呼XD)
 
 
 
這人 竟然說 我是故意的 心機重 有目的 哼!( ‵□′)───C<─___-)|||
 

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limit9999:空白文                                               
04/02 15:49

iambluepig:又要去看眼科了…@_@                                
04/02 15:49
→ smileveryday:太閃了…=
=!                                     
04/02 15:53

orisinal5566:承認你是故意閃人的吧                              
04/02 16:02

makiloveu:閃閃發光                                             
04/02 16:05

noio:瞎了…………                                          
04/02 16:05

letmegoogle:大家注意!原PO超閃的啊啊啊!!!                       
04/02 16:17
→ seagreen2005:這跟我和閃光有異曲同工之妙啊…..他笑我小豬愛睡覺  04/02 16:19

seagreen2005:我當下馬上回他:「你有看過這麼大隻的小豬嗎」=_=     04/02 16:19

seagreen2005:結果他笑的半死>"<                                 
04/02 16:20

kiss81278:我需要墨鏡..                                         
04/02 16:20

nclovegc:原來也有人叫肥寶……                                
04/02 16:21

silverbow:閃光文不可取!~~~‵□′                               
04/02 16:36

sheepsheep:你們好可愛XDDD                                      
04/02 16:46
→ sienasken:
(墨鏡)                                              
04/02 16:48

yam90002:我只想給箭頭                                          
04/02 16:48
推 trueofme:我瞎了=
=                                             
04/02 16:53

copyxee:好閃                                                   
04/02 16:58

hiimlive:好閃…                                               
04/02 17:03
推 plant:放閃不好
不要放閃                                        
04/02 17:09

shoubaiz:這樣有沒有違反板規啊●-●                             
04/02 17:17

a23544:好可愛好幸福                                            
04/02 17:18
推 azeing200:『肥寶』搓到我笑點了
XDD                             
04/02 17:23

ivy989:什麼阿…太閃了吧                                       
04/02 17:24
推 jacky9183:你嚴重違反男女板的隱藏板規了……@#$%^&*(           
04/02 17:29

Simonfenix:我勒…                                             
04/02 17:33
推 ethellife:閃得我眼淚飆出來 
(剛被甩了)                         
04/02 17:35

wstlhln:看這文章,耳邊響起「爽到你甘苦到我」的歌詞             
04/02 17:43

ifyoucan:我帶可魯先走一步                                      
04/02 17:57

reina07:閃光不可取!                                           
04/02 18:28
→ sylvainvea:不蘇胡   
!!!                                       
04/02 18:45

smt963:……………………………………              
04/02 18:51
推 lf2com:這篇故事讓我情緒莫名飄忽XD
到底是要幹麻啊…            
04/02 19:21

fatsologo:@#$%^&*(&                                            
04/02 19:27

jeffrank:…….該去看眼科了                                   
04/02 19:32
推 kinki555:好閃呀~~~
●-●                                       
04/02 19:39

shunchao:這是閃光文吧                                          
04/02 20:40
推 CHRISTINAYEN:你超心機的啦!害我點進來看完整個瞎掉
XD             04/02
20:40
推 seisai0121:= =
看到第一行就END                                 
04/02 22:07

gr1031:<(◥██◤△◥██◤)>                                  
04/02 22:10

frostfinger:你真的很心機…                                    
04/02 22:36

visnafox:眼睛….我的眼睛….                                  
04/02 23:00
推 panda312:太可怕了  
故意的!!!!                                 
04/03 00:09

blue0606:心機鬼…(指)!!!                                      
04/03 00:38

ilovejoke:太心機了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   04/03
02:18

ilovejoke:劣退!劣退!(逼逼!)                                    
04/03 02:19

KeeperOf7Key:………………………………的確是很心機   04/03
03:40

ckawp:內文和標題不符啊…..                                    
04/03 08:45

rumiQ:空白文耶~~~                                              
04/03 10:29

ray02825:<(◥██◤△◥██◤)>                                
04/03 13:46

kickjaneass:好可愛的情節!!!                                    
04/03 13:59

pinkmetal:我笑了XD                                             
04/03 19:56

uka0213:瞎了@@                                                 
04/03 20:11
推 imdog:閃瞎= 
=                                                 
04/03 20:45
→ kidx:….阿咧 
我的可魯也被閃瞎了!!!                           
04/03 20:50

a926:太閃了                                                    
04/03 21:19
推 nicestage:你好心雞
我要吐了                                    
04/03 21:48

yeustream:真的很心機欸~把人騙進來閃瞎                          
04/04 02:59
推 cues06:這太閃了=
=!!                                         
04/04 13:25

liouin:我還以為這篇是要求助,沒想到好閃呀XDDDDDDDDDD!!!        
04/04 18:26
推 SGDI:你心機太重了吧!?你跟愛盲協會是什麼關係?!   
@_Q            04/07
11:37

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