標題 [無言] 打蟑螂!

 作者  Q740122
(南南風)                                    
看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言] 打蟑螂!
 時間  Wed Apr 
7 13:59:50 2010
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話說有一天,剛從女友家回到學校附近的宿舍(大約是10點)
 
當然先盥洗一番後,12點要準備上床睡覺!
 
這時候女友打來說他家有蟑螂(自己一個人住)
 
女友是一個對於昆蟲有著非常的厭惡感,尤其是蟑螂!
 
我馬上從床上跳起來,穿好衣服!由於是深夜所以我紅綠燈都沒停!!!!!
 
到了那邊,只看到女友躲在廚房,指著電腦桌說:蟑螂在那邊!!!!!
 
於是,我翻箱倒櫃 蟑螂跑到另一個房間 也順利被我打死
 
結果女友跟我說了一句:謝謝,你可以回家了
 
感情能淡到這樣,我還在傻傻的等什麼???
 
笨點就是我還在等什麼
 

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140.127.94.69

qqqwwwrrr:有股淡淡的…                                        
04/07 14:01

slasher:              
哀傷                                    
04/07 14:04

chiefman:                 
~埃                                 
04/07 14:05
推 vul3:     
哀傷…我猜你應該在等823..                          
04/07 14:05

largebear:                          
砲戰                      
04/07 14:07
推 seamosshsu:我也怕蟑螂….可是我都自己捏爆他=
=                 
04/07 14:10
推 ISANKI:純推原po好男人 …
拍拍!                                
04/07 14:14
推 kagiliu:應該要說 一時找不到蟑螂  不過今晚我可以保護妳 嘿嘿嘿   
04/07 14:15

eddiehotw:推樓上專業                                           
04/07 14:15

greencapave:本來想噓你不守交通規則…                          
04/07 14:19

hostests:打完蟑螂你身上有蟑螂味道,你以為他會讓你抱她嗎?       
04/07 14:26

Q740122:樓上,你何必勒!                                        
04/07 14:27

smaitesai:這真的是你女友嗎???                                  
04/07 14:27

ayudow912:怎嚜我門家都跟你相反                                 
04/07 14:31

ppc:真慘                                                       
04/07 14:32

Mrbusy:有股蛋蛋的憂傷…                                       
04/07 14:33

innocent0910:有女朋友就不錯了                                  
04/07 14:35
→ smaitesai:太~~~~~~~悲~~~~~~~慘~~~~~~~~了~~~~~~…我要寫個慘字…  04/07
14:35

terranbill:這故事告訴我們下次要自備一隻蟑螂過去                
04/07 14:35
推 vivine:我跟你相反耶
我要幫男友打蟑螂~~                         
04/07 14:36

smaitesai:樓上~~打完後男友應該會給你一些獎勵吧…??             
04/07 14:39
推 ericinttu:大概你沒洗澡吧…
打完就應該先洗完澡再走的           
04/07 14:40

andy76222:如果是結局..女友:今晚不要走,留下來陪我..           
04/07 14:49
→ andy76222:那以後女友家會不會蟑螂打不完? 
XD                    
04/07 14:50
→ minimilk:原PO比
我前男友叫我躲進被子假裝沒事睡覺好很多          04/07
14:54

dns7977:不是你的錯~孩子別哭!!                                  
04/07 14:55
推 youknew:   推 innocent0910:有女朋友就不錯了 
XDDDDD            
04/07 14:56
推 jacob451:  推 innocent0910:有女朋友就不錯了  淡淡的憂傷= 
=a    04/07 15:00
推 yeahikaru:WHAT R U WAITING
FOR?  
XDDD                         
04/07 15:03

sardine:其實你去的目的才不是打蟑螂吧                           
04/07 15:04

diy7822:哈~推樓上!你不是為了打蟑螂去的吧                     
04/07 15:08
推 ericinttu:To 樓上and樓樓上: 感情淡的跟陌生人一樣是很心痛的….  04/07
15:10

kagiliu:如果結局是:今晚不要走,留下來陪我。                   
04/07 15:17

guavaseed:拍拍                                                 
04/07 15:18
→ kagiliu:那原po應該從今以後開始養蟑螂。     
所以原po女友專業。  04/07 15:18

jay523322:我要在你腳上寫個慘字~~                               
04/07 15:22

rererere147:分阿                                              
04/07 15:24
來PO悲文,為什麼我會哈哈大笑  大概心死了吧
※ 編輯:
Q740122         來自:
140.127.94.69        (04/07 15:26)

ArSaBuLu:我下次也要偷偷帶一隻女友去找蟑螂…                   
04/07 15:25

weismiley:樓上專業                                             
04/07 15:30
推 saucycat:ArSaBuLu:我下次也要偷偷帶一隻女友去找蟑螂←是想分手?!  04/07
15:30

yueying:有女朋友就不錯了                                       
04/07 15:32
推 starwind159:原PO拍拍 你可以帶幾隻蟑螂回去放 這樣她就需要依賴你  04/07 15:36

elone:就只是被當工具了
男朋友只是個掛名的title而已             
04/07 15:37
→ elone:工具
正名化                                              
04/07 15:38

Sowhat1900:唉…原po拍拍                                        
04/07 15:38

summer20129:太感傷~太悲情了~純粹推個悲情牌!                    
04/07 15:39
推 airysky:我女友很怕蟑螂  每次看到都尖叫 
當我要去滅了牠時..      04/07 15:41

l037985589:就射了                                              
04/07 15:46
推 MotoDawn:       
到蟑螂身上                                    
04/07 15:47

ArSaBuLu:                  
就融化了                           
04/07 15:48

yauaia:一人一信為"工具"正名化~~~                            
04/07 15:56

horizondrift:                       
再變成另一隻大蟑螂         04/07 15:57

weiucc:工具人請保重….祝你下一個不再被當工具人了              
04/07 16:03

shunchao:拍拍..                                                
04/07 16:05

nous:好哀傷的笨文………………….囧                      
04/07 16:08
推 cacawu:都是我在幫我男友打小強說=
="                            
04/07 16:15

stayrain:果然夠蠢                                              
04/07 16:20
推 kimokimocom:應該要好好溝通了
有時候分手是對雙方都好的           04/07
16:26

papasu:拍拍                                                    
04/07 16:32

onlymylove:女友:留下來,或是我跟你走!!!!!                     
04/07 16:32

elone:XD                                                       
04/07 16:33

cnn184:狀態:離開                                               
04/07 16:33
推 elone:我去洗澡了
蟑螂好好打                                    
04/07 16:39

family435:拍拍..                                               
04/07 16:53

WYBOY0822:愛因斯坦:昆蟲如果消失了,人類最多只能存活五年        
04/07 16:55

spring0302:蟑螂表示:                                          
04/07 17:00
推 TJRossi:      
怪我囉                                    
04/07 17:03

angie780315:              
!死了還中槍=
=                      
04/07 17:06

x19890121:我要在你臉上寫個慘字                                 
04/07 17:08

ibma46547:工具南南風                                           
04/07 17:15
推 aibajan:拍拍…
話說我以後交男朋友敢打蟑螂是必要條件(咦)        04/07 17:23

maldini3:原PO應該直接就推倒她才對…(大誤)                     
04/07 17:28
推 nicklee0921:應該說:「打完蟑螂,我們是不是應該換打別的東西了」  04/07 17:34

flyingiv:闖啥洨紅燈                                            
04/07 17:42
推 barry1027gg:謝謝你 
9527                                       
04/07 17:44

Commands:XX完再離開..                                          
04/07 18:05

tommy10127:原來是同校的                                        
04/07 18:05
推 ben2027:barry1027gg:謝謝你  9527   
XD                         
04/07 18:08

cybergenie:蟑螂表示:                                           
04/07 18:31

cybergenie:         
幹!梗被用掉了                             
04/07 18:32
推 hardawaykai:        
就請你幫幫幫幫幫幫幫個忙                  
04/07 18:33

ChuMi:我也想請你來幫我打                                       
04/07 18:35
推 ibma46547:  謝謝你 
9527                                       
04/07 18:38

poiu1234:好爛的女友                                            
04/07 18:39
→ poiu1234:我幫打工小妹打髒郎 她都會回報了 
什麼爛女友            04/07
18:40

kkyan:樓上指的是那種回報@.@                                    
04/07 18:48

angie780315:cyber大…..搞笑                                   
04/07 18:52
※ 編輯: Q740122         來自:
140.127.94.69        (04/07 19:09)

e1012530815:損失的是你女友~不要在意                            
04/07 19:22

shaochun36:蟑螂老婆:今晚沒人抱了..(<–真正心死悲慘的)          
04/07 19:25
推 econjimmy: <(
?◥█◤◇◥█◤)╯                               
04/07 19:36

mandmm16:直接推倒阿.你還在等什麼阿?                            
04/07 19:37
→ ericinttu: 蟑螂小孩:嗚~ 還我一個爸爸~ 嗚~
嗚~                  
04/07 19:53
噓 VWGOLFIVGTI:至少 你知道若被劈該如何報復呀 !!
等等推回來         04/07 20:01

VWGOLFIVGTI:若可以
還是不被劈好                                
04/07 20:05
推 sbasidegood:去黑特吧
分手快樂~祝你快樂                         
04/07 20:30
推 huangkaijun:唐伯虎:小強…小強你怎麼了.小強.小強你不能死啊!    
04/07 20:49

chenee711:這時候你要說留下來看有沒有第二隻                     
04/07 20:54
推 lendelice:同實驗室,低調推=
="                                 
04/07 21:16

winble:拍拍                                                    
04/07 21:20

roadmanA:等下一隻蟑螂跑出來                                    
04/07 21:52

rockmen40:繼工具人後又一最新名詞:殺蟲人                       
04/07 21:56

aerodm:因為衣櫥裡有另一個怕小強的男人躲著…..                 
04/07 21:58

DDR2:南風拍拍                                                  
04/07 22:11

ss355015:雖然好像對不起原po,但我好想推殺蟲人…               
04/07 22:15
推 conceitmood:原po是….好人一枚
QQ                              
04/07 22:31

mosquiton:一定要留你睡才能叫女朋友?                            
04/07 22:48
我打完蟑螂我在他家待不到,3分鐘我就走了
我也沒要他留我 我也不會留在那邊
※ 編輯:
Q740122         來自:
218.172.214.164      (04/07 22:54)

tina800920:雖然我是女生 但是我想如果是我的話也會很難過吧…(拍  04/07 23:02

waynefish311:推工具人                                          
04/07 23:05
推 LAPD:還好我怕蟑螂
都叫女朋友打…                              
04/07 23:26
推 yunislove333:其實我也很想叫女朋友打 但是…哀
還是要我打        04/07 23:30

k400i048:蛋蛋的憂傷~還是棒棒=
=?                               
04/07 23:31

frankchun:你有沒有檢查一下她的衣櫃跟陽台?                      
04/07 23:38
推 a2314147:你打之前說
留下來或是你跟我走…                      
04/07 23:56
推 untestable:總要有愛的獎勵吧
幫你                               
04/08 00:14

untestable:               
來一槍                              
04/08 00:14
不好意思,我只想她抱抱我^^ 其他的我都不想要!
※ 編輯:
Q740122         來自:
218.172.214.164      (04/08 00:17)

Xylo1321:要是男友半夜衝來幫我打蟑螂…應該感動的要命吧         
04/08 00:22

hotblood1030:((拍拍                                            
04/08 00:31

ping5350830:我也覺得原PO好讓人感動~~蟑螂超可怕的耶~            
04/08 00:41
推 dk1102:摳連
(拍拍)                                             
04/08 00:56

eulb03:推你對女友用心                                          
04/08 00:59
推 p6360916:原PO好人 我覺得好感動
祝你幸福!!!                     
04/08 01:13

wxes50617:給你拍拍..感情淡的悲傷是很痛苦的                     
04/08 01:15

stepback:等下一隻蟑螂                                          
04/08 01:18

tangent34:其實最哀傷的是蟑螂…                                
04/08 01:19
推 BOXBOXBOX:拍拍 
哀…這種悲傷我也很深刻啊!                     
04/08 01:21

faice:原po好男人!!((拍拍                                       
04/08 01:44

turemyth:原PO真的很不錯了(拍拍)                                
04/08 02:05

micaDanube:(拍拍)                                              
04/08 02:13

Chiung0202:原PO拍拍~                                           
04/08 02:16

yy53542306:遙遙:哀呀呀呀~愛的抱抱!!                           
04/08 03:03

bbwei20:工具人又多一個                                         
04/08 03:28

ee430:真是個好男人……..                                     
04/08 03:41
推 raphael0911:原po真男人 都是我女友來打
我在旁邊該=..=           
04/08 05:13

Yie:拍拍。                                                     
04/08 07:38
推 DemonPomelo:你是個好人 
(拍肩                                  
04/08 08:10
推 DRmikeice:純粹你們兩個溝通不良..互不懂對方= =
怪誰?            
04/08 08:13

jedi1201:拍拍                                                  
04/08 08:39

stephanie959:拍拍~~~~                                          
04/08 09:28
推 gingle3:要是我男友大概會說"放牠走吧~"
原po真貼心~~             
04/08 09:46

Loraiba:男朋友是交來打蟑螂用的(筆記)                           
04/08 10:16

happy034:女友:留下來,或是你跟蟑螂走!!!!!                     
04/08 10:59

sowhatdudu:拍拍                                                
04/08 11:23

kogade:拍拍                                                    
04/08 11:27

wind:樓上拍好用力~~                                            
04/08 11:33
推 okendmp5:原PO好男人 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfah2KAvPrI 
04/08 11:36

Sowhat1900:都99了那就                                          
04/08 11:38

Apod:樓上回文大神~快拜!!                                       
04/08 11:42

AVK:蟑螂卡                                                     
04/08 11:42
推 idlypanda:拍拍 真體貼
你值得更好的男人
樓上,我沒那性向^^                         
04/08 11:43
推 khch:樓上是在建議原PO改變性向發展嗎..=
=                       
04/08 11:49

humanskull:你跟她說:難道妳不知道出現一支就會再出現十支嗎?       04/08
12:19
※ 編輯: Q740122         來自:
140.127.94.69        (04/08 12:40)

cagman:拍拍                                                    
04/08 12:51

ctjh900805:有股____的憂傷                                      
04/08 13:06

errorr:你只打了隻蟑螂,還想等到什麼…                         
04/08 13:49

errorr:不過半夜這麼辛勞也辛苦你了,只是想因此等啥回報就…      04/08
13:51

Beetch:哀叫你去打蟑螂又不是打*                                 
04/08 14:00

rodancorn:你一定是新警察                                       
04/08 14:13

realG:唉你還是跟蟑螂在一起好了                                 
04/08 14:18
可以的話,可以不要嗎^^
※ 編輯:
Q740122         來自:
140.127.94.69        (04/08 14:23)

btjerwei:…………………………………………….   04/08
14:28

kks911:拍拍                                                    
04/08 14:56

sxxt31:工具人有沒有考慮加入職棒阿                              
04/08 15:02

eshan521:用表白換一份期待                                      
04/08 15:12
推 lily268268:他想你哄她
不會耍賴一下                             
04/08 22:05

RachelMcAdam:換一個                                            
04/09 01:14

penny93730:拍拍…                                             
04/09 01:32

band33:140.127推一個                                           
04/09 01:43

wolfmanII:應該是女友已經撐到半夜很累了,覺得原po也會很累       
04/09 18:59

wolfmanII:沒想太多,將心比心的要你趕快回家休息吧               
04/09 19:00

jackchen1025:拍拍~不要傷心                                     
04/09 23:15
推 s5q872s5tj:拍拍=
=                                             
04/10 02:12

zerokl:有女朋友就不錯了…                                     
04/10 20:46

deathero:安心上路…好人是當工具啊~招喚獸                      
04/11 10:57
噓 wildwoof:純噓闖紅綠燈 不要不顧自己跟他人性命=
=                
04/11 17:58
推 Ephraim:當看到一隻蟑螂時, 就表示還有十隻是沒看到的在房間角落    04/12
12:43

Ephraim:你應該這樣跟她講才對                                   
04/12 12:44

Cycu:台灣女人…不意外                                         
04/12 16:33
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