標題 [猜謎] 高中國文老師出的超難題目 猜詩的內容再說哪件事

 作者  popohans (Jackie
Moon)                                     
看板  joke
 標題  [猜謎] 高中國文老師出的超難題目 猜詩的內容再說哪件事
 時間 
Sun Apr 11 22:36:56 2010
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高中國文老師告訴我們一個故事:
 
明朝有個秀才考了10幾年的科舉
 
屢試不中
 
鄉里的老學究很納悶
 
請一位退休的縣太爺去了解一下究竟這秀才學問哪裡不踏實
 
需要修正改進
 
退休的縣太爺為了解秀才的學問到哪裡
 
請這個秀才作首詩來聽聽
 
秀才苦思良久 作了兩句詩句
 
           『黑 
狗  身  上  白  ,  白  狗  身  上 
腫』
 
秀才還沒寫下去,退休的縣太爺跟老學究一頭霧水,不知道秀才在寫啥
 
眾人看了這兩句皆盡譁然
 
因為沒人看的懂….
 
高中的國文老師要我們猜詩名
 
好幾天都沒人猜到
 
請各位大大猜猜秀才這首詩的詩名???
 
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謎底
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答案是  
下雪
 
老師公佈答案時,全班同學有種吐血的感覺…..
 

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From:
114.47.157.186

trokymmr:笑了一下…=.=…                                     
04/11 22:38
推 potter1529:很貼切呀
^^                                         
04/11 22:38

pp1877:…<囧>…                                              
04/11 22:42

donnamonya:( ̄ー ̄;)                                          
04/11 22:43
推 OAzenO:這位鄉民果然是斐然成章呀
可說是滿腹經綸                 
04/11 22:47

william20035:樓下未看先猜下雪                                  
04/11 22:49
推 blueocean29:大人手中握  小孩嘴裡含  ~白白表示:米分糸工女乃豆頁  04/11
22:49

chow365:為看先猜肉包子打狗                                     
04/11 22:53
推 blueocean29:男人嘴吹噓 女人口吹含 
~~鄉民表示:30公分           
04/11 22:58
推 kim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 
這個秀才真的有點orz                   
04/11 23:32

cj6u40:看過- -                                              
04/11 23:43

judges:XD                                                      
04/11 23:46

wangyc:XD                                                      
04/12 00:02

fatso:真可愛                                                   
04/12 00:12

miena:XD                                                       
04/12 00:17

leo1:(為什麼阿??)                                              
04/12 00:37
→ LTKfans:『兩  狗 路 上 走 , 安 能 辨 我 是 黑 白』  04/12
00:49
推 hsejotim:嘴角有上揚
給推                                       
04/12 00:51
推 sorryfly:阿就黑的狗被雪蓋著變白色
白的被雪蓋著變很肥阿~         04/12 00:55

gsuper:真他媽難懂                                              
04/12 00:57

Zwubber:有笑                                                   
04/12 01:50

hydrant:XDDDD                                                  
04/12 01:57

icenivek:雨狗路上走~安能辨我是心亞                             
04/12 02:24

cashko:XDDDDD                                                  
04/12 05:10

lightbox:這就是打油詩的由來呀。                                
04/12 10:10

superbabyer:@@/                                                
04/12 11:01

andante72:XDDDD                                                
04/12 11:14
推 bisconect:我覺得這秀才很有才華啊  哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈   
04/12 12:48

XristianBale:超可愛                                            
04/12 14:40

dingcross:這秀才是寫實主義!!(亂講)                             
04/12 18:39

elwyn:七樓XD                                                   
04/12 19:03

Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
04/12 20:32

pttone:笑推                                                    
04/13 01:58
 
 作者  christiano
(喀稱)                                          
看板  joke
 標題  Re: [猜謎] 高中國文老師出的超難題目 猜詩的內容? …
 時間 
Sun Apr 11 22:53:17 2010
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秀才苦思良久 作了兩句詩句
 
            『五 樓
奈 米 屌 , 六 樓 愛 自 婊』
 
秀才還沒寫下去,退休的縣太爺跟老學究一頭霧水,不知道秀才在寫啥
眾人看了這兩句皆盡譁然
因為沒人看的懂….
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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見以下噓文
 

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From:
114.45.110.199
噓 psl7634:FE
WEN                                                 
04/11 22:54
噓 wilsw645:沒人理你
怕你太尷尬我噓一下                           
04/11 22:55

CavesBooks:原po愛費雯                                          
04/11 22:55

lionleo228:樓下奈米屌                                          
04/11 22:58
噓 FoxQ:     
christiano                                          
04/11 22:59

christiano:樓上奈米屌                                          
04/11 22:59
噓 toby1029:you got it!
^_^                                       
04/11 23:00

FoxQ:看到六樓只好推了                                          
04/11 23:01

CavesBooks:作法自斃                                            
04/11 23:02

sdhaha:6樓專業                                                 
04/11 23:12
推 blueocean29:看到四五六樓只好推了 
FoxQ大太強了XD               
04/11 23:14
推 labeck:     
只好推了                                          
04/11 23:14

august8585:只好推了……                                      
04/11 23:29

pudin2008:六樓真他媽的中肯                                     
04/11 23:32

tenliu:四六樓救了這篇                                          
04/11 23:35

theash:真的是六樓愛自錶..0.0                                   
04/11 23:37

ThreeNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                           
04/11 23:38

blueocean29:六樓就是原PO                                       
04/11 23:40

YSimpson:好啦,好啦,我有笑                                    
04/11 23:45

YSimpson:四五六樓超強大                                        
04/11 23:47

gold06181618:這是….五樓是怎麼辦到的                          
04/11 23:49
推 shyuantseh:只是單純要把id跟樓下奈米屌推齊 只是6樓太專業自己夾   04/11
23:50

sweetysmile:超棒的!!!!                                         
04/11 23:59

alanhome:五樓怎麼知道六樓是chri大?                             
04/12 00:05

cockali:六樓不是啊~                                            
04/12 00:07
推 bbddan:謎底還真的在推文裡
XD                                   
04/12 00:11
推 tubryan:又有新的簽名檔題材了
XD                                
04/12 00:15

umano:神噓文                                                   
04/12 00:18

hate56:恭喜大自婊XD                                            
04/12 00:19
推 david409d:超屌 
XD                                             
04/12 00:19

xgodtw:XDDDD                                                   
04/12 00:21

ghghfftjack:為什麼五樓這麼剛好表到六樓(還是打人名)跟自己阿      04/12
00:22
推 ghghfftjack:靠北  原來是原PO
難怪這麼剛好                      
04/12 00:24

popubear:還是很厲害阿0.0                                       
04/12 00:27

moremore99:推FQ大大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      
04/12 00:29

absj:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                              
04/12 00:30

pp1877:六樓是原PO啊ˊˋ"                                       
04/12 00:30

zxcv75320:誠實推                                               
04/12 00:40

shuan0130:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      
04/12 00:41

rich780501:快做簽名檔阿!!!XD                                   
04/12 00:46

thankmilk:居然還跟原文有相關性!!!                              
04/12 01:03
推 mabikerry:太秋了
淦XD                                          
04/12 01:04

boy80421:5樓GJ!!!!XDDDD                                        
04/12 01:10

CHAN761205:太酷了XDDD                                          
04/12 01:16

tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
04/12 01:18
推 darren8221:整篇都很威
滿分!                                    
04/12 01:35

VaLenTi1007:又有新簽名檔了                                     
04/12 01:43

sqkb3208:感謝原PO,原來這就是見以下噓文的意思                   
04/12 01:44

sirius733:一定爆!!                                             
04/12 01:50

samedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           
04/12 01:52

Zwubber:掰逋                                                   
04/12 01:52

kusoto:超屌啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
04/12 01:59

justmaker:蒜泥厲害                                             
04/12 02:02

ox12345xo:O_O"                                                 
04/12 02:13

JohnGod21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                
04/12 02:15

Lighty:太強了                                                  
04/12 02:20

qoop3:酷斃了                                                   
04/12 02:28

vincent120:靠怎麼辦到的                                        
04/12 03:15
→ vincent120:= =原來是原PO 
XDDD                               
04/12 03:16

cocoyan:太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   
04/12 03:29
推 quaintness: 原 PO  自  己  做  梗  
○rz
………             
04/12 03:59

ernest7835:太強了XD                                            
04/12 04:22

shiryu:這一定要推…不推不行                                   
04/12 04:25

cashko:有厲害到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
04/12 05:11

chintsai:這不錯…                                             
04/12 06:39
推 linbaymayson:wa
kao                                            
04/12 06:49

thunderdevil:原po好強大                                        
04/12 08:16
推 jamescrw:這太強大了!!原PO想做梗 做到自己 笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/12
08:38
推 TokyoKind:神喔=
=                                              
04/12 09:07
推 redblouse:淦
這梗要鋪成功的機率比原PO的奈米屌還小…           
04/12 09:32

ueu72312:五樓單純只是想寫原PO啦!結果原PO逆襲自己…            
04/12 09:54

conective:水喔XD                                               
04/12 10:08

cronohyde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
04/12 10:20

superbabyer:…………………………………………..  04/12
11:00
推 domo1106:詩題
大自婊                                           
04/12 11:13

v047806192:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                
04/12 12:10

william20035:原PO拿自己的奈米屌來取悅大家~~~真好心             
04/12 12:34
→ yayaoh:幹 
這篇太強                                            
04/12 12:41

e1q3z9c7:噗                                                    
04/12 12:49
推 kkggg:大堆!!!   FoxQ
完成了本篇文章的最大的宗旨                
04/12 13:25

ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                        
04/12 13:41
推 oscar8326:幹…      
這篇快M起來!!!                           
04/12 13:43

coldgotosbb:感覺在套招                                         
04/12 14:24

bbss100:XXXXXXDDDDD                                            
04/12 15:11

miaooooooooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       
04/12 15:38

liang128:天意難違                                              
04/12 16:30

rubric:救激掰                                                  
04/12 16:52

kk1989:超威的                                                  
04/12 17:43

pklouie2000:室友套招,謝謝。                                   
04/12 18:50
推 gcarrot:兩個願望
一次達成!                                     
04/12 20:08

iel:PUSH                                                       
04/12 20:13
噓 OolonelyoO:一定套招的 
一堆人還跟者高潮                        
04/12 20:26
並沒有套招!

Zeroyeu:時間近到不可思議                                       
04/12 20:34
→ nieguest:…那是原PO的ID
跟室友套招哪邊有關系@@"               
04/12 21:26

jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                                     
04/12 21:53
※ 編輯: christiano      來自:
114.45.110.199       (04/12 21:59)

nekaki:這種套招套不出來的….                                  
04/12 22:18
推 yapanda:
XDDDDDD                                               
04/12 22:26
推 lucas01:四六樓救了這篇
XD                                      
04/12 22:30
推 fireda:扁維拉:你也懂救援?
FoxQ:略懂                          
04/12 23:14

VkevinV:好強阿XD                                               
04/12 23:26

openwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
04/12 23:52

labeck:一個140開頭,一個114開頭,應該不是套好的                  
04/12 23:55

whatever0310:114推                                             
04/13 00:12
→ whatever0310:= = 我不是114的
推錯                              
04/13 00:13
推 zeroking0519:太強大
不推不形                                   
04/13 00:21

joehuang92:超強                                                
04/13 01:02

hcldesmond:Xd                                                  
04/13 02:14
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