標題 [笑話] 烤乳豬

 作者  osiris0422
(架槓中間選民)                                  
看板  joke
 標題  [笑話] 烤乳豬
 時間  Wed Apr  7
11:54:51 2010
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有一個人去參加BBQ聚餐
 
因為他遲到了
 
他的位子被排在最後烤乳豬旁邊
 
他一坐下來就說:呼~原來我坐在豬旁邊
 
一講完才發現他另一邊坐了一個很胖的女士
 
為了化解尷尬他急忙補了一句
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       
我說的是烤的那一隻
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Winson1017:幹…..我笑了                                       
04/07 12:00

potter1529:優質                                                
04/07 12:01

kramnik:…好狠                                                
04/07 12:22
推 heretomo:噗
笑了                                               
04/07 12:31

l037985589:最後一句看不懂~_~                                   
04/07 12:36

scale0125:他內心還是認定隔壁是豬                               
04/07 12:40
推 hank11235813:哈
不要說出來還比較好                             
04/07 12:40

Winson1017:說出來就low掉了…                                  
04/07 12:45

KaedeFuyou:XD                                                  
04/07 12:53

kheric:XD                                                      
04/07 12:53

KaedeFuyou:先承認那個人就是你!                                 
04/07 12:53

LifeFitter:XD                                                  
04/07 12:57

LifeFitter:給予胖女士二次重傷害                                
04/07 12:58

f9968106:XD                                                    
04/07 12:59

yeaaah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               
04/07 12:59

hcldesmond:XD                                                  
04/07 13:00

jyt0532:XDDDD                                                  
04/07 13:09

SnowLeo:GOOD                                                   
04/07 13:11

x80378:胖女士表示:                                             
04/07 13:13

togdabest:還不錯給個推                                         
04/07 13:14

ghghfftjack:有讀者文摘FU                                       
04/07 13:14

gsuper:優質好文                                                
04/07 13:15

toughdick:                  
超白目                            
04/07 13:15

blackcellar:XDDDD                                              
04/07 13:16

jamesyuric:表示….我旁邊那位還是豬                            
04/07 13:22

fakeayumi:哈哈哈超好笑的                                       
04/07 13:22

joveryant:XDD                                                  
04/07 13:26

DWR:有畫面XD,優質好文                                         
04/07 13:27

freshboy:妳是沒烤的那隻~                                       
04/07 13:36

smallrod:……                                                
04/07 13:41

ffaarr:XD                                                      
04/07 13:46
推 ksksks:Mrs.朱 表示 :
…                                       
04/07 13:48

onlySN:XD                                                      
04/07 13:48

MCdoggy:XDDDD                                                  
04/07 13:50

yimaymay:雖然我小學就聽過了但是還是會笑XD                      
04/07 13:53
推 F100:XDDDDDDDDD 
大笑                                          
04/07 13:53

qqqwwwrrr:XDDDD                                                
04/07 13:53

jeffmib:XD                                                     
04/07 13:58
推 justforppt:XDDDD
超好笑                                        
04/07 14:04
推 Modchip:Combo
hits!                                            
04/07 14:09

bonaless:XDDDDD                                                
04/07 14:16

aurora9624::)                                                  
04/07 14:20
推 h100142003:
XDDDD                                              
04/07 14:21
推 smaitesai:看了六樓才懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 
04/07 14:21

menti:…XD                                                    
04/07 14:24

e1q3z9c7:清流~                                                
04/07 14:24

fishfeed641:就可重生                                           
04/07 14:26
推 fisher123:Combo! 
XD~~                                       
04/07 14:28

linbaymayson:胖女士:通關密語~                                 
04/07 14:48

kevinsigma:清流                                                
04/07 14:49

storyf66014:XDDDDDDDD                                          
04/07 14:50
推 Addidas:critical hit
得兩分                                    
04/07 14:53
推 huntersp:不補最後一句還好 
越描越黑..                          
04/07 14:55

kkggg:沒笑                                                     
04/07 14:57

Bung:XD                                                        
04/07 15:00
推 rationew:很久以前聽過
但還是清流推~                            
04/07 15:00

rod13824:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               
04/07 15:00

sandysam:…這真的是我小學聽古老錄音帶聽到的,好懷念            
04/07 15:00
推 playinging:我笑了
XD                                           
04/07 15:01
推 l037985589:了解
感謝解釋                                       
04/07 15:09

gold97972000:不錯                                              
04/07 15:16

ChetLuo:有笑有推                                               
04/07 15:22

shianshian:笑有推                                              
04/07 15:28

KIMJABAWORK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                
04/07 15:32

lakershank:好機掰的人XD                                        
04/07 15:43

QQron:….                                                     
04/07 15:45

rockman73:有笑                                                 
04/07 15:45

chenhankiang:good                                              
04/07 15:50

upu:XDDD                                                       
04/07 15:51
→ dwyanelin:沒笑 最後一句有沒有都沒差
因為第一句出來就毀了        04/07 15:56

dwyanelin:而且 既然是胖女人
坐下來沒看到也有點困難             
04/07 15:57

kgallen7:還不錯….樓上是小松還是小柏?                         
04/07 16:05

jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDDDd                                          
04/07 16:07
噓 konayuki:這我國小就看過了= =  
真的…                         
04/07 16:19

e1q3z9c7:認真魔人就在你身邊                                    
04/07 16:27

kimkimkimkim:XD                                                
04/07 16:31

yuliwang:XD                                                    
04/07 16:41

ASHPJ:溫馨                                                     
04/07 16:47
推 phoenixer:當然 看過可以噓OP  不過呢
加上真的…就0分啦          04/07
17:07

kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                
04/07 17:08

sula0827:還是婊到阿XDD                                         
04/07 17:11

fakename:看過+1                                                
04/07 17:12

popubear:有笑                                                  
04/07 17:13
推 shadowmeself:我看不懂=
=…                                    
04/07 17:22

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04/07 17:33

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04/07 17:35

jacky1990b:補刀                                                
04/07 17:44

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04/07 17:56
噓 a3225737:這沒人看過喔=
=                                     
04/07 17:56

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04/07 17:56

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04/07 18:09

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04/07 18:12

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04/07 18:19

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04/07 18:24

pengpluto:讀者文摘                                             
04/07 19:08
噓 payton00045:以前國小的教育錄音帶聽過=
=                        
04/07 19:40

Focus788:真的超生活化又智障                                    
04/07 19:41

YuJi0803:100分……XD                                         
04/07 20:01

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04/07 20:12

gcarrot:XDDDD                                                  
04/07 20:13

intelceo:XDDDDDDDDD                                            
04/07 20:18

elwyn:XDDDDD                                                   
04/07 20:21

Oskar:XDDDDDDDDD                                               
04/07 20:29

f12345678900:沒笑=.=                                           
04/07 20:31

rbrbrb:小時候的錄音帶有聽過XD                                  
04/07 20:37

smaljohn:XD                                                    
04/07 20:41

airkolf:笑了                                                   
04/07 20:42

nameofroses:XD                                                 
04/07 21:02

kanone71:XDDDDD                                                
04/07 21:20

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04/07 21:25

ianchunlin:雞掰!                                               
04/07 21:34

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04/07 22:03

fromwilda:XD                                                   
04/07 22:18

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04/07 22:47

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04/07 23:31

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04/07 23:34

caps5302:很久以前就有的東西…                                 
04/07 23:55

antirazin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           
04/08 00:01

gundun:XDDDDDD                                                 
04/08 00:07

cobrasgo:XDDD                                                  
04/08 00:28

airbuti:XDDDDDD                                                
04/08 00:48

richstar:XDDDDDDDDD                                            
04/08 00:55

dierguardcr:優文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   
04/08 01:32

ice76824:沒看過給推,那看過的給噓                              
04/08 01:41

toasl:http://share.youthwant.com.tw/sh?id=13015149&do=D        
04/08 01:42

kobekobe8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/08 01:52

sayolin:我笑了XDDD                                             
04/08 02:25

kurarun:糟糕我還是看不懂欸~研究了好久@@                       
04/08 02:46

CC1emon:馬上就笑了XDD                                          
04/08 04:32

luke8197:笑了給推XDDD                                          
04/08 05:24

PTTLSboy:好好笑                                                
04/08 09:13

apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD     
04/08 10:51

lonely0830:XD                                                  
04/08 13:12

tewari:支持清流XDDDDDDD                                        
04/08 13:58

imjeffreylee:影片比較好笑                                      
04/08 14:22

mingpsy:XD                                                     
04/08 15:14

ShenaSummer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/08 15:21

otakuwill:笑了出來我                                           
04/08 15:31

Kemuel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
04/08 15:39

iamwonderful:push                                              
04/08 15:47

Sakurasai:有笑有推                                             
04/08 16:32

evilpoa:清流                                                   
04/08 17:18

chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
04/08 19:45

vickrdd0301:推                                                 
04/08 20:51

Ahfon:哈哈哈XD                                                 
04/08 20:57

Yie:XDD                                                        
04/08 22:23
→ alanzerg0357:好久好久以前聽過= = 
給箭頭~                      
04/08 22:35

SevenNoKing:超好笑                                             
04/08 23:29

bryan7114:這明明就是小明小麗錄音帶的笑話一字不漏抄過來的       
04/08 23:35

a274775927:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/08 23:39

vincent120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/08 23:49

wwe4s:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
04/09 00:51

diablo38:就可有救了                                            
04/09 01:24
推 happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 
就及掰                     
04/09 02:38

love60125:看在小明小莉的份上                                   
04/10 02:09
推 WhatCanIDo:為什麼補那一句是二度傷害=
=?                        
04/10 16:55

adar911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            
04/10 17:17
推 DVDVCD:因為不說最後一句
還不代表他認為胖女士是豬               
04/10 20:22
推 kimantut:有笑有推
(y)                                          
04/12 14:42

ChrisJericho:某本笑話書出來的                                  
04/12 15:53

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