標題 Re: [新聞] 宅男為何交不到女朋友

 作者  ZacLin (日文新手 
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站內  Gossiping
 標題  Re: [新聞] 宅男為何交不到女朋友
 時間  Sat
Apr  3 13:26:08
2010
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其實討論數學也不錯阿
 
EX:
 
數學男: 17x^2 -16|x|y+17y^2 =225
 
這條方程式是我對妳的感覺
 
 
 
The answer is
 
 

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iaMSoRy:…..                                                  
04/03 13:26

fishdon:還不錯阿~                                              
04/03 13:27
→ magecandy:我看了都想打人了 
何況女的                           
04/03 13:27

tvv:好酷喔!我愛上你了                                         
04/03 13:27

a7526746:看不懂欸                                              
04/03 13:27
推 sweet15043:最好是女生看到這會感動….
只會覺得宅爆了            04/03
13:27

Ishtar:我完全看不懂這個梗……                                
04/03 13:27

chrisstar:理工宅現身                                           
04/03 13:28

iaMSoRy:活在自己世界的人                                       
04/03 13:28

HAHAHUNG:…….                                               
04/03 13:28
→ estupid:….我對你的感覺就像一次微分大於0 二次微分小於0一樣    
04/03 13:28
推 Anatomy:r=a(1-sinθ)
>///<                                     
04/03 13:28

qoover:超浪漫                                                  
04/03 13:28

a7526746:十大告白:我一直不相信愛情直到遇見了你                 
04/03 13:28
推 acer0903:帥哥-好有學問 懂好多喔!  阿宅-這啥東西 可以說中文嗎   04/03
13:28
→ estupid:女:這不是邊際效用遞減嗎(o一-一)=○#
( ̄#)3 ̄)           04/03
13:29

even0405:link不就畫出來了                                      
04/03 13:29
推 inzaghi520:直接
System.out.println();                          
04/03 13:29

airforce1101:心形線公式,另外一個是玫瑰半線嗎??                
04/03 13:29
推 toughdick:這招只對數學系女生有用=
=                            
04/03 13:29

Gandhi5566:cool!                                               
04/03 13:29

airforce1101:來翻翻微積分課本                                  
04/03 13:29

jackjack0040:喔哈啦~                                          
04/03 13:29

carnie:以前有篇文章是說各系告白方式                            
04/03 13:29

abcswatch:太肉麻了                                             
04/03 13:30
→ airforce1101:實在很不喜歡動不動就說人理工宅只會顯的自身膚淺    
04/03 13:30

sean456:心臟線都出來阿                                         
04/03 13:31

estupid:所以這條方程式形狀是心型?                              
04/03 13:31
推 h888512:x=a(1-sinθ)cosθ  y=a(1-sinθ)sinθ
dy/dx             
04/03 13:31

hateking:剛還在想這是三小                                      
04/03 13:31
→ lamune:這不是學笛卡兒
心臟線的梗嗎…                          
04/03 13:31
推 greatodin:這不錯啊
整天閒東嫌西的人才是交不到異性朋友的人       04/03 13:31

h888512:水平切線為dy/dx=0
故dy/dθ=0                           
04/03 13:32
→ chrisstar:膚淺又怎樣  拿這種梗去跟女生告白 
誰理你啊            04/03
13:32

bolue:淚推                                                     
04/03 13:32

x076235:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      
04/03 13:32
推 demisodacc:她會覺得你很專業
但記得要把答案直接附在下一頁        04/03 13:32

sean456:有沒有電子學得梗阿!?
我比較想知道電子學              
04/03 13:32
→ lamune:這樣會成功的人 是因為他本來就會成功 不是因為這種告白   04/03 13:33

h888512:然後鉛直切線dy/dx=infinite 故dx/dθ=0 
令r(θ)=0        04/03 13:33
推 reesion:說真的
用這個女生看不懂也沒用                          
04/03 13:33

bolue:曲線內面積=                                              
04/03 13:33

flv:正妹:Google不到                                            
04/03 13:33

airforce1101:總會有的他找的是膚淺的人??,亂罵人才沒人理你       04/03
13:33

chrisstar:生活化幽默貼心遠比自以為學識淵博的人好相處多了       
04/03 13:33
→ reesion:對喔 
這不是俞超凡上課的梗嗎                           
04/03 13:33

kero0331:有笑有推                                              
04/03 13:34

airforce1101:你又知道他不幽默了                                
04/03 13:34

formosass:水唷!原PO可以追到博士女友                            
04/03 13:34
→ demisodacc:學識淵博是個把妹優勢 因為那某種程度代表未來賺錢能力  04/03 13:35

reesion:文法商學院博士怎麼辦                                   
04/03 13:35

airforce1101:商學院微積分必修阿怎看不懂??                      
04/03 13:36

airforce1101:文學院可能要自己破梗吧                            
04/03 13:36

Ricrollp:幹…這篇我都看不懂…難怪微積分被當…               
04/03 13:36
推 kurtsgm:斜橢圓對稱Y軸 厲害厲害
XD                              
04/03 13:36
推 h888512:商學院除了國企
微積分都很弱吧..                        
04/03 13:37
推 StarTouching:抱歉哪
有的女生讀商科可能是避微積分唯恐不及        04/03 13:38

Ricrollp:題目那個x|y|是什麼東西=
=?                            
04/03 13:38

CHTM:絕對值啊                                                  
04/03 13:39
→ e6638:有修過微積分也不會直接就看懂吧
-.-                       
04/03 13:39
推 estupid:…一堆三角函數看不懂=
=                               
04/03 13:39

Anatomy:R大國中沒畢業嗎?                                       
04/03 13:39
推 airforce1101:=
=真要避開微積分不該唸商科吧應該去文學院          04/03
13:40

greatodin:絕對值                                               
04/03 13:40
→ Ricrollp:囧….原來是絕對值…我還以為又是微積分的什麼符號…   04/03
13:40

jukada:看在你很認真上課的份上,給個推…..                      
04/03 13:40
→ greatodin:連我4年沒念數學的都覺得還OK
八卦板果真怨氣很重        04/03 13:40

greatodin:充滿把不到妹又嫌誰PUPU誰只會化妝的人                 
04/03 13:41
→ e6638:出自帥哥=>好浪漫  ////不可跨越之壁////   
出自醜男=>好宅  04/03 13:41
→ greatodin:想的到把妹招的沒幾個
我看連開口聊天都不敢吧           04/03
13:42

chemical1223:修過微積分的應該都知道吧…                       
04/03 13:43

skateshare:A大的意思是國中畢業就應該看得懂嚕?                  
04/03 13:46
推 sean456:樓上 絕對值
國中就有交了                               
04/03 13:47
推 marsgod:這個屌
XDD                                             
04/03 13:53
推 choral:你可以用極座標嗎?
卡氏座標我看不懂ˊˋ                  
04/03 13:56
推 goodman5566:絕對值很難嗎   =
=                                 
04/03 13:59

DM1984:真溫馨www                                               
04/03 14:02
噓 djmay:北七喔
是有幾個女生看得懂這條方程式                      
04/03 14:03
→ cos810662:幹…難道是我離開書本太久了?
居然算不出來            
04/03 14:06
推 king11:國中老師的確有教過
小時候對這圖印象深刻阿               
04/03 14:07
推 toxd7:用這個去告白 
被打槍的機率應該頗高….                   
04/03 14:07

lucard1129:好酷                                                
04/03 14:15
→ netsphere:正妹:喝喝
先洗澡                                     
04/03 14:22
推 djmay:想了想 推回來 不該罵原PO 不過這對女生真的起不了啥作用    
04/03 14:27

dollyyoung:很浪漫耶                                            
04/03 14:31

GGD:喻超凡說這是笛卡爾為了把一個公主想出來的                   
04/03 15:04
推 mmmbop:玉超煩講的話能聽 
________都能_______                   
04/03 15:31

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