標題 [笑話] 一段赤壁大戰之後的小插曲

 作者  caesarh
(我不行了)                                         
看板  joke
 標題  [笑話] 一段赤壁大戰之後的小插曲
 時間  Wed Apr 21
17:24:08 2010
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話說三國赤壁之役,周瑜大敗曹操之後,
曹操狼狽退回江北,命曹仁守江陵與周瑜隔岸對峙。
 
周瑜遣猛將甘興霸前據夷陵一帶,卻遭曹仁圍困數月,城中幾無糧秣。
 
其實甘寧出兵前早已和曹仁密議歸降,周瑜在送出軍糧補給後才得知此報,
為免軍糧平白送給敵軍,於是周瑜依龐統甄姬…之言,欲將軍糧扣留在半路上。
 
曹仁那方攔截消息後,為使甘寧順利投降,即趁著月黑風高之際,
身著一身黑色盔甲,踏著黑色快馬率兵偷襲糧倉,
將甘寧的軍糧補給暗中移到距江陵三十里外的河口。
此河口處因波潮洶湧,當地人喚名為漾濫。
 
未料甘寧誤認軍糧遭搶,對曹仁的騙局懷恨在心,
因此打消投降念頭,從此效忠東吳直至老死。
 

這段歷史小插曲在當地廣為人知,甚至還有這麼一句順口溜:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
甘寧糧 周欲扣  黑仁踏馬移漾濫
 

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我笑了…                                       
04/21 17:25
推 Pietro:     我
幹了笑…                                       
04/21 17:26
推 potter1529:最後一句就夠了
其他全部都可以刪了                   
04/21 17:27

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17:29

motors55:看時事學歷史                                          
04/21 17:30

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04/21 17:31

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04/21 17:31
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優文                                             
04/21 17:32

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04/21 17:32

crueangel:             
小喬表示:                             
04/21 17:35

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周瑜你給我出來面對Q口Q!!      04/21 17:36
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XDDDDDDDD                               
04/21 17:36

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04/21 17:37

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04/21 17:39

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04/21 17:39

leorai:有屌到!!!                                               
04/21 17:39

xxxccc6:周瑜依龐統甄姬?????? 誰能幫解釋                       
04/21 17:41
推 super1937: 
一旁捅                        
是這樣嗎?            04/21
17:42
推 metoobbs:都給推
我也給推                                       
04/21 17:42

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04/21 17:43
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04/21 17:43

linjimgi:看來是XDDD                                            
04/21 17:44
推 FQASS:   周欲扣
什麼意思??                                     
04/21 17:47
推 super1937:周想要扣留住? 
諧音:                                 
04/21 17:48

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17:50

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04/21 17:52

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04/21 17:53

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04/21 17:54

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04/21 17:58

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04/21 17:58

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04/21 17:58

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04/21 17:58

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04/21 17:58

Ocashi:周瑜依龐統尚香                                          
04/21 17:59

lu3yao:鑑往知來                                                
04/21 18:00

william20035:這段歷史是真的嗎                                  
04/21 18:01

kimkimkimkim:XD                                                
04/21 18:01

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04/21 18:01
→ caesarh:結果沒人理我舖半天的最後一句 
Q_Q                      
04/21 18:05

kyhkyh:XD                                                      
04/21 18:06

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04/21 18:07
噓 morris591:金排球 
黑人梗看膩                    
開玩笑的啦~    04/21 18:08

kanu1216:超好笑的                                              
04/21 18:09

pinkyxu:XDD                                                    
04/21 18:12

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04/21 18:16

nash1way:上就可學歷史                                          
04/21 18:18

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04/21 18:21

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04/21 18:25

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04/21 18:25
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超好笑!!!!!!                                     
04/21 18:25

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04/21 18:27

p09171989:怎麼可以這麼靠杯                                     
04/21 18:27

cobrasgo:幹,梗鋪的有夠長XD                                    
04/21 18:29
推 hank11235813:…前面的梗好複雜 =
=…                          
04/21 18:31

lakershank:周瑜依龐統甄姬…                                   
04/21 18:33

james41015:一篇文章兩個梗                                      
04/21 18:39

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04/21 18:41

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04/21 18:41

ggteryaaa:前面我看了2遍才看懂,因為我國文爛嗎XD                
04/21 18:42
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優文                                               
04/21 18:42

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18:47
推 jinsonjohn:前面我看了7749次,難道我九陽神功已到了出神入化境界   04/21 18:51

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04/21 18:53

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04/21 18:53

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04/21 19:00

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04/21 19:04

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04/21 19:05

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04/21 19:05

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04/21 19:06
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04/21 19:10

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04/21 19:10

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04/21 19:11
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城中幾乎糧秣←是不是少字?                  
04/21 19:11

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04/21 19:12
→ TaipeiKindom:XDDDD
有點膩了給箭頭                              
04/21 19:12

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04/21 19:14

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04/21 19:17

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04/21 19:18

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04/21 19:19

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04/21 19:20

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04/21 19:21
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超靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/21 19:21
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不曉得是黃幾點的                            
04/21 19:22

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04/21 19:43
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XDDDDD                                         
04/21 19:45

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04/21 19:45

DomainT:欲將軍糧扣留在半路上….扣留轉太硬啊,不過滿好笑滴      04/21
19:48

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04/21 19:54

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04/21 20:04

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04/21 20:06

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04/21 20:07

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04/21 20:10

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04/21 20:20
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=                               
04/21 20:22
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91分!!                                           
04/21 20:24
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我真的超佩服的…….                            
04/21 20:25

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04/21 20:28

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04/21 20:35

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04/21 20:46

elwyn:XD                                                       
04/21 20:47

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04/21 20:50

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04/21 20:53
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真的是一樣爛                              
04/21 20:53

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04/21 21:00

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04/21 21:01
推 nanocing:推
crueangel:周瑜依龐統甄姬      
GJ!                
04/21 21:02

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04/21 21:05

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04/21 21:12

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04/21 21:34

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04/21 21:38

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04/21 21:42

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04/21 21:47
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XD                            
04/21 21:51
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21:53

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04/21 21:56

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04/21 21:59

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04/21 22:13

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04/21 22:15

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04/21 22:18

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=                                                 
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我笑了歪了                                  
04/21 22:46

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KIL:XDDD                                                       
04/21 23:11
噓 tubamichael:"城中幾乎糧秣"
國文老師淚目                        
04/21 23:19
sorry, 我是打錯字, 幾 "無" 糧秣
 

Danceinfly:幫補                                                
04/21 23:21

gameking16:XD                                                  
04/21 23:22
推 teryykyo:XDDDDDDD 我沒發現一旁桶甄姬的梗 
XDD                  
04/21 23:23

j79091012345:Bravo~~~~                                         
04/21 23:25

bluesofsky:高手                                                
04/21 23:30
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04/21 23:53
推 ddos:   
———————–結束————————–  04/21 23:56

charlie7924:靠北 
高手                                         
04/21 23:56

jyunwei:我以為會有救甘興…                                     
04/21 23:56

storyf66014:XD                                                 
04/22 00:03

pudin2008:你的文言文很怪,非常不通順….                       
04/22 00:06
那個…..這並不是文言文吧
 

leechucky:這種高級梗不推不行!!                                 
04/22 00:09

cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/22
00:11
推 pljck:我一直在想為什麼是龐統甄姬
原來還有藏梗XDDDDDD           
04/22 00:18

wwa928:幹超屌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/22
00:32
※ 編輯: caesarh         來自:
60.199.248.193       (04/22 00:44)

s9415154:XDDDDD超強                                            
04/22 00:52
推 jojo87:周瑜依龐統甄姬  甄姬嚇劉備馬超 
可憐的甄姬…..          04/22
01:15

hungwei0810:XD                                                 
04/22 01:50
推 happys425:周瑜依龐統甄姬  
有人可以解釋一下嗎>"<               
04/22 01:56
推 usercl6:幹拎娘周玉冦 
黑人他馬的一樣爛                         
04/22 02:01

cow9999:小喬、孔明、曹丕表示                                   
04/22 03:15
推 ANOTHERK:XDDDDDD超強
你會被黑迷噓                              
04/22 05:11

cronohyde:太GJ了                                               
04/22 05:14
推 jimhgame31:噓文言文很怪的那個是怎樣XD
你從25世紀來的嗎?         04/22 08:44

lucas01:………                                              
04/22 09:20
推 cloud7556:這哪裡像文言文,你書怎麼唸的..      
推一個           04/22 09:34

xjapan909111:神文….厲害…言語難以表達…                    
04/22 10:13
推 jeff20092:我笑了=  
=                                          
04/22 10:13

jijuan:此梗相當棒                                              
04/22 11:10

TopGunn:哪邊有文言文了?                                        
04/22 11:29

joohsieh:就可在復興~                                          
04/22 11:46
推 kkggg:不錯不錯 
有創意                                         
04/22 12:06

supremeblc:我笑了XD有梗!                                      
04/22 12:22

TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/22 13:22
推 Ekmund:幹 這不推不行
超有創意的XDDDDDDDDDDD                    
04/22 13:35

Ekmund:依龐統甄姬那個梗看了推文才恍然大悟XDDDDDDDD             
04/22 13:36

dsilver:高手高手高高手XD                                       
04/22 13:55
推 Elivanta:周瑜依龐統甄姬 ->
周瑜一旁捅甄姬                      
04/22 15:25

kuacc:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                             
04/22 15:37

yy53542306:GJ~~                                                
04/22 16:15

lee3556:推黑仁賣曹梯換軍糧                                     
04/22 16:41

RAEL:不推會天打雷劈的                                          
04/22 18:11

jackchen1025:高級梗…                                         
04/22 22:12

destinysnow:太好笑了。。舖梗也舖太久了吧?XDDDDDDD             
04/23 01:05
→ GoldExpR:推前兩句 黑仁踏馬移漾濫 有點硬凹..常人不會那樣講吧..   04/23
02:31

SIMPLEPLAN:GJ                                                  
04/23 04:13

osiris9088:優文推                                              
04/23 11:42

HercuLiz:甘寧會認為曹仁只想搶軍糧而不想招降他還真詭異…       
04/23 13:37

Zwubber:周瑜依龐統甄姬                                         
04/23 17:10

ooonnneee:周瑜依龐統甄姬                                       
04/23 17:15
推 mekida:推
ourlun:黑仁還有賣曹梯來換軍餉                        
04/23 19:24

gn01958627:每個男人心中都有個"賤人"                            
04/23 22:59

Hua0722:黑仁賣曹梯換軍餉XDDDDD                                 
04/24 00:53
推 moonjimmy:=
=…你厲害                                         
04/24 01:21

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