標題 [無言] 難怪你沒有女朋友…

 作者  silvii
(silvi)                                      
看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言] 難怪你沒有女朋友…
 時間  Sat
Jun  5 16:06:39
2010
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前幾天,我弟跟他幾個同學坐公車
 
他的一位同學喵到靠窗有個正妹(眼睛大、鼻子挺、皮膚白,胸部又很兇>//<)
 
就低頭小聲跟旁邊的人說:喂,你看!(示意同學看過去)
 
一群男生開始竊竊私語:你去要電話啦..X的,幹嘛要我去啦
 
站在最遠處的我弟,搞不清楚狀況,問說:ㄟ..你們在講什麼
 
同學一樣用下巴指指那個女生,說:你看你看
 
我弟看了一看,想一想突然懂了,就走上前,跟那個女生說
 
 
 
 
 
小姐,你坐到博愛座了喔…前面有老人家…
 
 
 
 
 
所有人都…….
 
弟,下次不要再問我說,為什麼你大學快畢業了還交不到女朋友…
 
 
 
 
 
 
這讓我回想起我弟小時候,我帶他去看電影
 
全場只有他一個人,很大聲的唱國歌(小時候戲院播放電影前都會先放國歌)
 

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ferventuglyb:這個超好笑XDDD                                    
06/05 16:08
→ ferventuglyb:可是我小時候都不記得有放國歌了耶 小你弟幾歲而已    06/05
16:09

yy53542306:以前我在國軍文藝中心看電影都一定會有~               
06/05 16:10

a7152939:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
06/05 16:18

ykvst:所以正妹坐博愛座,還有老人不給坐這樣?你弟做的好!         
06/05 16:19

Mollies:沒有順便要電話嗎XD                                     
06/05 16:28

rinkai:做得好!!!                                               
06/05 16:28

sosobur:正直                                                   
06/05 16:28

SJSJ:笑了~                                                     
06/05 16:30

superlight1:正義                                               
06/05 16:32

vovococo:最後正妹站起來裝跛腳走掉                              
06/05 16:33

e8672596:哈XD好正直                                            
06/05 16:33
推 fanmoment:正妹:
好正直喔~好帥喔~                               
06/05 16:33
→ leouni:….幹的好
GJ                                           
06/05 16:36

death5212:正妹圖勒?!                                           
06/05 16:36

idkwts174:笑了XDD                                              
06/05 16:45
推 JeannieC:正義
XD                                               
06/05 16:48
推 cagman:你弟表示: 正義 >
正妹                                   
06/05 16:50

petiterouge:弟弟是有為的好青年XDD                              
06/05 16:52
推 iyoweyah:這篇後勁好強 ︿
︿                                    
06/05 16:53

LemonFly:XDDDDDDDD                                             
06/05 16:54

K273:清流                                                      
06/05 16:54

ck6310:清流                                                    
06/05 16:55

ngbig01:XDD                                                    
06/05 16:58

yongshun:請問證據呢?                                           
06/05 16:59
推 asami1117:這種男生很好呀~我笑了抱歉
哈哈哈                     
06/05 17:01

iliad221167:有時為了正義,必須犧牲某些東西,甚至於夢想           
06/05 17:01
推 qDaniel:這篇可以50推 
有圖就爆                                 
06/05 17:02

ttyycc:XDDDDD                                                  
06/05 17:02
推 gfneo:維護台灣正義就交給你了XD
(40死囚推出去~~~)               
06/05 17:03
推 jeremyt:噗
正妹被煞到…                                       
06/05 17:04

dog0302:在                                                     
06/05 17:07

hn192:這年頭像你弟的男人不多了                                 
06/05 17:07

goldeniron:好棒                                                
06/05 17:13

rinkai:再推                                                    
06/05 17:14

barry1027gg:正直的好青年!!                                     
06/05 17:16

kevin800405:……                                             
06/05 17:16
推 qeworz:推
vovococo:最後正妹站起來裝跛腳走掉                    
06/05 17:17

SkyRasheed:正                                                  
06/05 17:17
推 mujun7922:  正妹的圖呢? (敲碗
!!!!!!!!                         
06/05 17:17

dogsgods:推優秀又正直的好青年!!!                               
06/05 17:18

vopp:小姐,你握到我的__了喔……很多人在看                  
06/05 17:18

fromwilda:XDD                                                  
06/05 17:18

lingou:推你弟個性正直,帥!                                      
06/05 17:20

zzlzut:正義魔人                                                
06/05 17:23

apiod:你弟是對的!!                                             
06/05 17:25

fjijapan:好青年推                                              
06/05 17:25

aoikimi:所以正妹後來的反應是?                                 
06/05 17:25

desirecity:把你弟介紹給五樓吧!                                 
06/05 17:25

iamy3:XDDDDDDDD                                                
06/05 17:27

idlypanda:2010十大傑出青年                                     
06/05 17:30

c854726:超正直的好青年XDDDDDDDDDD                              
06/05 17:31

kevin456852:推                                                 
06/05 17:32
推 MiJChou:小弟GoodJob
XD                                         
06/05 17:33

jack277898:搞不好正妹會被你弟的正義煞到                        
06/05 17:33

h3502093:正點XDDDDD                                            
06/05 17:34

kelopi:你弟是好青年!                                           
06/05 17:35

dlove4:弟弟好可愛阿!                                           
06/05 17:35

kokfkimo:好青年                                                
06/05 17:36

ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDdd                                        
06/05 17:37
推 ex951753:good
job                                              
06/05 17:37

papaliu:GJ                                                     
06/05 17:46
推 h0939148177:推原PO弟夠正直阿 
哈哈                             
06/05 17:47

Kuso53:[黑特]以為是來要電話的男孩竟然是來叫我讓座              
06/05 17:48

FMDream:XDDDDDD                                                
06/05 17:49
推 opfanjoseph:好青年
XD                                          
06/05 17:50

c58264cathy:哈哈ㄏ哈哈哈哈哈哈阿!!!正義!!!!!!!!!!!!            
06/05 17:50

ccs9631:好青年~XD                                              
06/05 17:51

ShadyDog:超酷!                                                 
06/05 18:02

SHENLE:推好青年啊!!XDDDDD                                      
06/05 18:07

airwaves06:好青年阿!!                                        
06/05 18:09

Unbridled:Good                                                 
06/05 18:10

faxd:正直好青年                                                
06/05 18:11

nameless023:你弟有前途~~                                       
06/05 18:12

kyoko522tw1:童年無知,年輕真好                                 
06/05 18:13

d062637776:哈哈XDDD                                            
06/05 18:14

delame:XDDDDDDD                                                
06/05 18:14

pelchen:這是對的!!只是口氣有點差…                          
06/05 18:17

i14d14:有校友推                                                
06/05 18:18

urmyqueen:XDDDDD                                               
06/05 18:18

tisen:xdddddddddddddddddddddddd                                
06/05 18:21

t124222210:哈哈哈哈哈哈                                        
06/05 18:22

happymama:哈哈                                                 
06/05 18:24

b92520142:這不得不推了                                         
06/05 18:25

misy4ru3:推啊~~~這種憨直青年,有前途~~~                        
06/05 18:25

playperfloor:正義之前人人平等!!!                               
06/05 18:28

zxlt3722:推正直                                                
06/05 18:30

chisestar:超棒的!!!就算是正妹也不可以做博愛座!!                
06/05 18:31

white1102:GJ                                                   
06/05 18:31
推 asdf121250:這是你弟的陰謀吧
想要讓正妹留下印象                 
06/05 18:33

HELFEME:你不懂,這是老人讓她坐的~XD                            
06/05 18:38
推 etetaet1:淚 
我也還沒教過女朋友                                
06/05 18:40

colamina:好好笑XD                                              
06/05 18:46

zxcv4321:圖呢                                                  
06/05 18:47

a5200285:XDDDDDDDD                                             
06/05 18:48
推 krai:靠 
好好笑XDDDDDDD                                        
06/05 18:52

doctor2tw:正妹也是一種禪杖嗎?                                 
06/05 18:52
推 shopaholic00:好好笑得弟弟 
由其是唱國歌那XDDDDDD               
06/05 18:55

ooXD:這年頭還有這麼正直的年輕人阿~                             
06/05 18:55
推 cofumn543:正直的好青年!!
good                                  
06/05 18:58
推 alice822:圖呢
(我說你弟的                                      
06/05 18:59
推 sakura39:好可愛
XDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/05 18:59

rywen:好青年XDD                                                
06/05 19:06

winman983:好強大的哀傷                                         
06/05 19:07

agitate13:哈哈                                                 
06/05 19:09

wendy9239:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
06/05 19:11

philandsam:幹得好!!!大丈夫何患無妻                             
06/05 19:15

misy4ru3:本日第一爆要來囉!?鄉民抓緊~                         
06/05 19:16

slightbluesk:很憨直                                            
06/05 19:16

v1stephy:大推正直                                              
06/05 19:19

hhtj:                                                          
06/05 19:20

t124222210:爆!                                                 
06/05 19:21

ttyycc:爆啦~                                                  
06/05 19:21

tsukasa22:正直的青年                                           
06/05 19:21

papabearche:推正直青年XD                                       
06/05 19:22
推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
憋笑好難過                
06/05 19:22

sid3:有前途!!!!!                                               
06/05 19:23

v00001:可能以後就是你弟的女朋友了XD                            
06/05 19:26

mrwrong:以後要記得選總統唷^0^                                  
06/05 19:28

wxes50617:你弟是真男人,博愛座本來就該讓給老人                  
06/05 19:31

Luciferous:做得好,就算是正妹也不可以霸佔博愛座                
06/05 19:31

c0758:好可愛阿                                                 
06/05 19:31

MisakiMing:推正直青年XD                                        
06/05 19:32

m6990400:超好笑XD!                                            
06/05 19:40

wholewing:好正直的青年!                                        
06/05 19:44

kimifort:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  06/05
19:44

belial115:好弟弟!!!!!!!!                               
06/05 19:46
推 MrYoYo:推
doctor2tw:正妹也是一種禪杖嗎?                       
06/05 19:53

liaon98:那正妹一定被這麼帥的舉動煞到了                         
06/05 19:54
推 evilize:正妹:我正得跟一般人不一樣 可以算是殘障吧
^.<            06/05
20:03

wokou:樓上讓我笑了                                             
06/05 20:06
推 hhenry666:正妹:我正得跟一般人不一樣 可以算是殘障吧
^.<          06/05 20:08

YmemY:你弟VS正妹=魯夫VS蛇姬!!!                                 
06/05 20:09
推 yeser84:弟弟:雖然妳很正 可是我硬不起來 也可以算是殘障吧
^.<     06/05 20:10

ilovemlb:evilize大XDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
06/05 20:13

ggc147741:正妹表示:那邊那幾位老人站起來讓位給我坐的(指)        
06/05 20:14

cantwo10:我覺得這樣很好啊~正妹也是該讓座的                     
06/05 20:15

hopepanda:做得好,就算是正妹也不可以霸佔博愛座                 
06/05 20:16

liaon98:可能是臉上妝太重吧←joke梗                             
06/05 20:22

fadein:清流!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                          
06/05 20:31

aaa00252:結果正妹被你弟弟的正直給感動了                        
06/05 20:35

WanChinChien:XDDDDDD                                           
06/05 20:37

yangmi0814:哈哈哈哈哈                                          
06/05 20:37

while0729:圖呢?                                                
06/05 20:39
推 memalina:正直的好青年呀!!!!!!!!
XD                             
06/05 20:39
推 evilize:原po弟被m了耶
XDDDD                                    
06/05 20:40

t800516:有為青年!!!                                            
06/05 20:42

cofumn543:伸原PO弟的圖~~~                                      
06/05 20:48

steve11631:他很屌!!!                                           
06/05 20:50

elwyn:好可愛ˇˇˇˇˇˇˇˇˇ                                 
06/05 20:50

VictorStyle:正妹:            
我們結婚吧                       
06/05 20:51

Nereid4230:你弟是個很有勇氣的人….XD                          
06/05 20:52

juaded:你弟是正義的化身阿                                      
06/05 20:53

Simonfenix:這種年代還有人行此古風XD                            
06/05 20:57
推 ishikawa:GJ
XDDD                                               
06/05 20:59

folgore:很有畫面,有冏到                                       
06/05 21:03

Loome:簽名檔…所以原PO是阿飄…?                              
06/05 21:08
推 TakeF:樓上XDD
原po弟GJ!                                       
06/05 21:12
推 neptune0299:正直好青年  正妹 :
我尬憶這種的好青年              
06/05 21:16

ca11ll0:科科                                                   
06/05 21:17
推 jinkang:小姐你坐到博愛座!!
沒關西我大腿給你坐                  
06/05 21:29
推 LeeSeDol:推
vovococo:最後正妹站起來裝跛腳走掉                  
06/05 21:34
推 askooen:正直青年
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   
06/05 21:38
推 wednesday323:很好笑!! 
想起來小時候要唱國歌的事                
06/05 21:46
推 zirconium:Hate
…..                                           
06/05 21:46

lee2tc:原PO弟真男人!!                                          
06/05 21:51

adam8520:正直推!!!!                                            
06/05 21:56

nancy7226834:XDDD                                              
06/05 21:58

a0501k:好青年!                                                 
06/05 21:58

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