標題 [笑話] 理髮師

 作者  osiris0422
(架槓中間選民)                                  
看板  joke
 標題  [笑話] 理髮師
 時間  Mon May 24 20:17:56
2010
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有個人走進理髮店問道
 
[請問要等嗎?]
 
理髮師:還有兩個喔 要等一下
 
[喔] 那個人就走出店了
 
過兩天那個人又來了
 
[請問要等嗎?]
 
理髮師:還有一個 很快 等一下就好
 
[喔] 那個人又走出店
 
一連好多天那個人都來問  可是就是不剪頭髮
 
理髮師覺得很好奇
 
有一天那個人又來了
 
[請問要等嗎?]
 
理髮師:恩 要等一下  今天人多
 
[喔] 那個人又走出店外
 
理髮師連忙叫店門口擦鞋的小弟幫他跟蹤一下那個人
 
後來小弟回來了
 
理髮師:那個傢伙到底搞什麼鬼?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
小弟:[我看到他進了你家]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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tjvup123:然後你老婆                                            
05/24 20:18
推 hsiao335:         
就彈出來了                                  
05/24 20:19
推 atwin0613:笑了 爪爪~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔\( ̄□ ̄)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~   05/24
20:20

hank11235813:XD                                                
05/24 20:28

sd131420:有笑有推                                              
05/24 20:30

verdigris:XD                                                   
05/24 20:32
推 allenlii78:幹
笑死我了                                         
05/24 20:33

aeonian:有笑有推                                               
05/24 20:35

kimokimocom:比56廢文好笑一百萬倍                               
05/24 20:35

andy1203w:有笑有推XD                                           
05/24 20:42

derekk:XD                                                      
05/24 20:42

superbabyer:XDDD                                               
05/24 20:47

s1258:酷XD!                                                    
05/24 20:47

malaimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
05/24 20:48

yeaaah:XDD                                                     
05/24 20:48

eddy830908:有夠好笑                                            
05/24 20:48

lakershank:這超靠北阿XDDDD                                     
05/24 20:52

hongxi:優質                                                    
05/24 20:52

pelier:清流                                                    
05/24 20:53

LowDy:進理髮師家幹麻@@?                                        
05/24 20:54

pvsoto:之前看過的版本是醫師XD                                  
05/24 20:54

ghghfftjack:XDDDD                                              
05/24 20:55

seashel:清流                                                   
05/24 20:55

ashinrulin:偷東西還是跟理髮師老婆???                           
05/24 20:55
推 qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 
樓上真不懂?                           
05/24 20:55

wangyc:XD                                                      
05/24 20:55

max220:當然是肛了21樓丫..笨蛋…                               
05/24 20:55

qoo60606:我說Low大                                             
05/24 20:55

yayaorz:優質                                                   
05/24 20:55

PhoenixMint:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                
05/24 20:56

LaiLuanDe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   
05/24 20:57

Luciferspear:XDDD                                              
05/24 20:57
→ Luciferspear:靠背 我以為是小偷 結果看推文=
=                   
05/24 20:58

chad79718:為什麼擦鞋的小弟知道那是理髮師他家??                 
05/24 20:58

shevchenlun:XDD                                                
05/24 20:58
推 kae2012:對阿
是偷東西還是找他老婆?                            
05/24 20:59

kinosky2000:小弟:我也有摻一咖~                                 
05/24 21:01
→ ruruking:偷東西不用每天偷吧=
=                                 
05/24 21:02

ruruking:當然是……Y                                         
05/24 21:02
推 Shinpachi:偷東西或找老婆都可以啊..笑點在他自由進出他家的方法    05/24
21:08
→ Shinpachi:如果本文前面有多加一行剛結婚的理髮師可能會比較好懂    05/24
21:08

hacoolman:XD                                                   
05/24 21:09
→ AGBKen:op但是好笑 
ㄎㄎ                                        
05/24 21:10

blue155305:優質                                                
05/24 21:10

sportsyzm:XDDDDDD                                              
05/24 21:19

BOSATA:難效                                                    
05/24 21:24
→ ammon:
偷老婆                                                  
05/24 21:27
推 doordie25:這麼神奇的笑點我今天才看到,真難得
XD                
05/24 21:27

lakershank:BOS連笑都打錯,好強大的中文能力!!                   
05/24 21:28

LoveBea:XD                                                     
05/24 21:31
推 yanis:BOSATA
什麼時候才要去跳冬山河?                          
05/24 21:32
推 ccjjea:大家都沒發現 理髮師並沒有說是男是女阿 所以也可能是,…   05/24
21:34

lopvvqol:吃蛋塔,喝奶茶啊!                                    
05/24 21:35

chris08487:笑點在有人連噓都噓錯字                              
05/24 21:36
推 jjkk119:怎樣都比一堆廢文好笑
趕快推才是真的                    
05/24 21:37

ichibanhoshi:XD                                                
05/24 21:51
推 liaon98:好黑暗>"<
我不懂(大搖頭)                             
05/24 21:52

rod13824:真是不錯                                              
05/24 21:53

Halleluiah:XD                                                  
05/24 21:55

aldoley:有笑有推                                               
05/24 21:55

iorison:大推!                                                 
05/24 21:58

tetsufuu:推清流                                                
05/24 22:00

elwyn:XD                                                       
05/24 22:01

Asucks:XDDDDDDDDD                                              
05/24 22:03

love0502me:XDDDDDD                                             
05/24 22:04

xpasser:XD                                                     
05/24 22:10
推 taohjca:BOSATA
你以為到這裡就沒人知道你要跳冬山河?             
05/24 22:12

jack086444:清流                                                
05/24 22:13

ilovedandan:BOSATA                                             
05/24 22:17
→ Lighty:噓
BOSATA:亂噓的去跳冬山河啦                            
05/24 22:18

joohsieh:笑了XDDDDDD                                           
05/24 22:20
推 cream4260:後勁十足
XDD                                         
05/24 22:25

lsh19921030:有笑有推XD                                         
05/24 22:27

nanocing:清流….                                              
05/24 22:28

abianbitch:…….很久以前的笑話                               
05/24 22:34

samedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
05/24 22:39

z90286:XDDDD                                                   
05/24 22:39

axyl:XD                                                        
05/24 22:47

phoenixer:GOOD                                                 
05/24 22:53

imisu2007:清流                                                 
05/24 22:57

dsilver:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD真靠北阿                                 
05/24 23:05

kg960629:OP                                                    
05/24 23:09

lbowlbow:這…改一下就能進西斯了XD好久不見的笑點                
05/24 23:15

cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/24
23:15

smallrod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       
05/24 23:16

KobeLeBron:XD                                                  
05/24 23:16
推 PDAN:有笑有推 
XD                                              
05/24 23:19
推 purple6:我真的看不懂>"<
樓下解釋……………………        05/24
23:25

kyhkyh:XD                                                      
05/24 23:26

ohmygod0707:BOSATA東山河勒                                     
05/24 23:28

svchost6:據說是很久以前的笑話…..           
不過我第一次看到  05/24 23:29

Tyrannus:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          
05/24 23:35

janelin07:以前有看過…                                        
05/24 23:35

popubear:這個好!!                                              
05/24 23:39
推 tatata:還以為是小偷
看推文變成…                              
05/24 23:40

stes5115:好像是馬克吐溫的笑話系列                              
05/24 23:40

xgodtw:不錯啊~                                                 
05/24 23:41

sdes6332:哈哈哈有笑^^                                          
05/24 23:49

fatso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              
05/24 23:53

bil193:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
05/25 00:05

cmy0805:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                           
05/25 00:05

lotlfyt:XD                                                     
05/25 00:05

tall192:我記得是:快告訴你老婆已經輪到他剪了!                  
05/25 00:18

kuro50624:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       
05/25 00:34

RedDracula:push!XD                                             
05/25 00:36

estupid:XD                                                     
05/25 00:39

sbthk711y:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             
05/25 00:45

cbr0627:這好笑!!XD!                                            
05/25 00:53

tryagain4x:溫馨                                                
05/25 01:04

kyouya:難笑                                                    
05/25 01:18

cockali:清流!!!                                                
05/25 01:56

happy2gather:op                                                
05/25 02:17

shadowmeself:XDDDD                                        
05/25 03:10

bluestyle123:未看先猜理髮店老闆娘偷漢子                        
05/25 03:14

upbed:XDDD                                                     
05/25 03:30

cashko:XDDDD                                                   
05/25 04:33
噓 nickpooh:之前就聽過了=
=                                       
05/25 07:59

newjedi:XD                                                     
05/25 08:17

leon7777:哈哈哈哈哈                                            
05/25 09:10

folgore:理髮師哭哭                                             
05/25 09:36
推 mnwzero:清流阿 
56廢文學學人家阿!                              
05/25 09:40

mekida:lol                                                     
05/25 10:19
推 evilpoa:幹 
狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    
05/25 11:06

jzn:XDDDDDD                                                    
05/25 11:30

bryan7114:我笑翻了                                             
05/25 12:42

DancingDoll:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
05/25 13:29

ssnpiggy:XDDD                                                  
05/25 13:34

upu:XDDD                                                       
05/25 14:03
推 gsuper:xdd 
後勁                                               
05/25 14:19

yihungsky:讚!!!!                                               
05/25 15:25

softsheep:有笑XD                                               
05/25 17:53

princessmake:XD                                                
05/25 21:13

swatch44:偷腥                                                  
05/25 21:31

vovzz:清流                                                     
05/26 03:02

yangkie0806:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha                   
05/26 06:42

SAGACAKE:XD                                                    
05/26 08:16

intelceo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
05/26 10:19

Plumpy:好雞歪                                                  
05/26 14:19

vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          
05/26 15:35

kimkimkimkim:XD                                                
05/26 18:33
推 ironyam:這個好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             
05/27 10:13

jujang:後勁超強XDDDDDD                                         
05/27 11:45

skdfj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
05/27 11:56

Yie:XDDD                                                       
05/27 21:06

guanpinpin:不知道為什麼我覺得還是不好笑                        
05/28 13:01

skyskill:爆…XD                                               
05/28 20:37

love60125:拍謝~                                                
05/30 02:02

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