標題 [趣事] 機車事故

 作者  MagicNos
(咩居克)                                          
看板  joke
 標題  [趣事] 機車事故
 時間  Sat May  8
17:13:08 2010
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真人真事,只求會心一笑
 
今中午我去了士林一趟,因面臨棒球大比賽,
 
想說租一隻萬兩來的棒子來用用。
 
但因只是租棒子,沒有球袋可裝。
 
回程只好斜放在機車前倚著我腳這樣騎回家。
 
 
 
就在快到家左右,我一幌神不小心差點擦撞道旁邊的機車騎士。
 
而那名改車很兇的機車騎士很兇狠的罵我:
 
『幹你良勒,會不會騎車阿襙,垃圾。』
 
便加速離去。
 
當下想說畢竟是我不對,即使對方是死台客。也就不該跟人生氣了。
 
 
 
但沒想到就在紅燈之時又遇見了他。
 
想了想還是騎到他旁邊跟他道歉好了,畢竟打棒球的孩子都不是壞孩子。
 
騎到他旁邊,正想開口時,他竟然比我先開口,說道:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
『抱歉。』
 
然後他就闖紅燈了。。。。
 

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◆ From: 122.100.95.35

run88888:哈哈,你嚇到人家了                                    
05/08 17:14

pp1877:你一定一臉凶狠樣…XD                                   
05/08 17:14

MagicNos:仔細想想可能當時棒子不穩,扶了一下的關係              
05/08 17:15

che0725:有笑有推!                                              
05/08 17:16

sunmao:不推不行~~                                              
05/08 17:16

Isonomy:你嚇到人了(指)                                       
05/08 17:16

judges:噗哈哈哈哈                                              
05/08 17:17

darkmore:哈哈哈哈~怕被打                                       
05/08 17:18

chiwenjohn:事實證明台客的內心是很脆弱的                        
05/08 17:19
推 jaka:應該不是你的球棒關係
你長的醜比較可能吧                   
05/08 17:22

tcc740sd:我覺得應該是妳長相+妳的球棒有加成效果                 
05/08 17:22

littlelaba:咩居可~                                             
05/08 17:23

run88888:補推                                                  
05/08 17:25

wnqui:啊娘威~嗚拍狼喔…(誤)                                   
05/08 17:25
推 pp1877:你在三樓的話道出了當時的情況…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/08
17:25

vovzz:有棒子有加分!                                            
05/08 17:28

houchungqq:有棒子戰鬥力倍增                                    
05/08 17:32

Mingke:XDD                                                     
05/08 17:33

seazilicy:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
05/08 17:35

slayer:騙人,打棒球的孩子一堆都……                           
05/08 17:35
我沒打過假球>"<
※ 編輯:
MagicNos        來自:
122.100.95.35        (05/08 17:36)

yam003:這根本是流氓嘛                                          
05/08 17:36

qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      
05/08 17:37
推 MrTen:       
我那天騎車穿短褲也有一樣的效果                   
05/08 17:39
推 eddy830908:凜都笑了 
XD                                        
05/08 17:40

ForsiMet:有棒子有加分                                          
05/08 17:40

wind26:事實證明 台客都是__的                                
05/08 17:41

mixco:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       
05/08 17:42

ciban:                  
峱峱                                  
05/08 17:44

xdbutterfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     
05/08 17:47

tima:你的球棒是不是有釘釘子或是鎖螺絲…..                     
05/08 17:47

beaune:你的球棒一定露出來了……XD                            
05/08 17:50
推 lopmss:我姓葉,大家都叫我問哥!! 我說 以和為貴…我不喜歡打架    05/08
17:55

lopmss:我要推十次!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                               
05/08 17:57

lopmss:第3次!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                              
05/08 17:59

MagicNos:0.0樓上真好                                           
05/08 18:00

MaxBigRice:還有七次勒?                                         
05/08 18:02

sc0839:系際盃!?                                                
05/08 18:03

rfdgrfdg:哈哈哈                                                
05/08 18:05

oWindo:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD                            
05/08 18:06

nanocing:你一定很兇狠!                                        
05/08 18:13

Jackwin:你根本就是流氓阿!!!                                    
05/08 18:14

eggpig:你穿什麼顏色的球衣?                                     
05/08 18:18

kangpoii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       
05/08 18:25

Stone5566:XD                                                   
05/08 18:29

linbaymayson:hahaaha                                           
05/08 18:30

maybe0930:打下去啊^_^                                          
05/08 18:34

bangdian:身為一個球員,我隨身攜帶球棒,也是很合邏輯的。        
05/08 18:39
推 kirtaki:轉笨版 =
=                                             
05/08 18:41
※ kirtaki:轉錄至看板
StupidClown                                 
05/08 18:41

kiba226:XDDDDDDDD                                              
05/08 18:47
推 Chia2323:會說抱歉的不是壞孩子
然後就拿球棒打他了               
05/08 18:54

ustart:身為一個球員,我隨身攜帶球棒,也是很合邏輯的。          
05/08 18:56

DomainT:你不會是真的想打他,然後把故事改成這樣吧。             
05/08 18:57

DomainT:而且搞不好台客車裡有開山刀。你帶球棒接近他….         
05/08 18:57
推 tsaip:[黑特] 今天被一個拿八搭的嚇到
害我還闖紅燈               
05/08 18:57
推 PlayJan:球棒比較長 開山刀沒碰到鋒面破壞力應該是比不上球棒…    05/08
18:59

zard0123:樓上認真>v<                                           
05/08 19:03
→ aa109173:大家看不出來嗎
鋪梗生活化                             
05/08 19:16

AquariusTACO:笨版朝聖                                          
05/08 19:19

Mingke:身為一個球員,我隨身攜帶球棒,也是很合邏輯的。          
05/08 19:29

jho52106:好笑                                                  
05/08 19:33
推 hank11235813:真糟糕
你還不小心扶了一下棒子                     
05/08 19:36
推 TL1987:畢竟打棒球的孩子都不是壞孩子。 
XDDDD                   
05/08 19:48
推 NiceGuyOrz:=
=                                                 
05/08 19:54

kodo555:XD                                                     
05/08 19:55

Fuzishan:……                                                
05/08 20:05
推 devilwoody:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈   05/08
20:11

cronohyde:XDDDDDD                                              
05/08 20:14

wasky:XDDDDDDDDD                                               
05/08 20:39

YSimpson:身為一個球員,我隨身攜帶球棒,也是很合邏輯的。        
05/08 20:57

wu41289:有會心一笑FU                                           
05/08 21:29

lmf770410:XDDDD                                                
05/08 21:31

leecowbear:我笑了                                              
05/08 21:53

tigerflyer:球棒針屌XDD                                         
05/08 21:55

wij51271:笑了                                                  
05/08 22:37

upu:XD                                                         
05/08 23:02

nick14103:哈!                                                 
05/08 23:16

jesusmaycry:可能真的是因為你有球棒                             
05/08 23:23

davidchen329:XD                                                
05/08 23:24
推 qqqqww:萬兩的球棒: 攻擊力+495 有50%可能造成十倍傷害 速度+300   
05/08 23:32

wml92155:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
05/08 23:32

lightening7:抱歉。                                             
05/08 23:48

guanpinpin:好好笑喔                                            
05/09 00:04

s13503:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             
05/09 00:16
推 automaton:哈 
冏..的很好笑                                     
05/09 00:22
推 evilpoa:哈哈哈  
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
05/09 00:29

ds1441:你本來就是想去揍他吧,只是他道歉你氣消了                
05/09 00:31

crueangel:台客:居然是+10的球棒!(驚)                          
05/09 00:36

stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/09
00:54

ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           
05/09 01:15

liorio:XDDDD                                                   
05/09 01:45

CapriciousX:借轉XDD                                            
05/09 01:50
推 StranGhost:不懂
萬兩來?                                        
05/09 02:24

StranGhost:(我知道笑點啦…)                                   
05/09 02:24

happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       
05/09 02:26

StranGhost:是指重量嗎                                          
05/09 02:26

samedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
05/09 02:28

allenlii78:一萬多塊的意思                                      
05/09 02:39

StranGhost:好貴……                                          
05/09 02:47

lucas01:XDDD                                                   
05/09 08:02

erilinda:XDD                                                   
05/09 08:44

dumdumgenius:哈哈                                              
05/09 09:09
→ sugizo0:XDDDDDDDDDDD
原PO球棒應該當下是拿起來的吧              
05/09 09:53

Yie:                                                           
05/09 09:53
推 sugizo0:補推 實在很妙的就可文
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       05/09 10:28

ben313233:想說直接站起來球棒沒地方放 就直接拿球棒去跟他道歉了.  05/09 10:48

kurarun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/09
12:08

stan6138:哈哈XD                                                
05/09 12:54

kaiwha2:XD                                                     
05/09 13:06

justforfun90:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                
05/09 13:19

Plumpy:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 
05/09 14:06
推 ca11ll0:原PO真有禮貌   
有棒有道歉有推                         
05/09 14:36

iel:PUSH                                                       
05/09 15:19

hydraz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
05/09 15:35

auchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           
05/09 18:02

frankchiang:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                       
05/09 22:40
推 blue155305:lopmms
你出來面對                                   
05/10 01:49

forfen:Good!                                                   
05/10 10:12

v047806192:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
05/10 11:51

OTTO0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
05/10 11:57

cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                              
05/10 13:37
推 ibuki0709: lopmms 出來面對!!!
還有七次勒?                      
05/10 21:56

Cytic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          
05/10 23:41

RX110:太好笑了                                                 
05/11 02:07

scottlt8015:XDDDDDDD                                           
05/11 19:59

escape54321:XDDD                                               
05/11 23:17

lapinmusic:太威了啦XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       
05/11 23:52

RFV123:XD                                                      
05/12 00:25

Jackwin:XDDDD                                                  
05/12 03:01

mimimasao:好好笑XDDDDDD                                        
05/12 04:35

duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                                 
05/12 15:42

walacat:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
05/13 00:25

jeffmib:XD                                                     
05/16 11:12

timchenegg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            
05/17 06:11

yflou520:爆                                                    
05/17 06:37

goodseeyou:bon                                                 
05/17 13:29

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