標題 [囧rz] 面試時大學生的優勢

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站內  joke
 標題  [囧rz] 面試時大學生的優勢
 時間  Mon Jun 
7 23:39:30 2010
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面試官:「說說看你自己的優點跟性格好了」
 
 
 
 
 
大學生:『我擅長歷史,而且精通三國語言』
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

面試官:「哦?請幾句來自我介紹」
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
大學生:『幹~下路快去偷拆阿!!』
 
 
 
 
 

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 114.34.118.133

JULONE780701:還不錯推推                                        
06/07 23:40

ianchunlin:這樣是114還是118,我都不知道該噓還是該推了           
06/07 23:41
推 abc0922001:這讓我想到DHC的廣告台詞,他也精通韓國式的日語跟英語  06/07 23:42

Jazz1001:嘴角失守                                              
06/07 23:43

hchs31705:我笑了                                               
06/07 23:44
推 r9k256:我讀大學
我打三國                                       
06/07 23:45
推 tenliu:我的專業
來自信長                                       
06/07 23:48

vans0115:XD                                                    
06/07 23:48

yl851508:不錯                                                  
06/07 23:48
推 mortleo:XD
不錯,有梗                                          
06/07 23:49

howard0318:讚                                                  
06/07 23:49
推 vick6339:XD
這應該PO到魔獸版                                   
06/07 23:50
推 xt512004:從前我再GGC平台上殺遍敵手 
現在我在職場上乞求機會      06/07 23:50

tony86069:笑點在二樓嗎                                         
06/07 23:50

LoCKeR941010:XDDDDD                                            
06/07 23:50
推 gn60311: 從前我再GGC平台上殺遍敵手 
現在我在職場上乞求機會      06/07 23:50

smaitesai:我以為是                 
『太!!!猛!!!了!!!』         06/07 23:51

yeaaah:同學還在成立網路賣家
我已經花了一萬在網咖               
06/07 23:51

aoikimi:誰能幫忙解釋。.。                                      
06/07 23:51

kobe806363:有笑給推                                            
06/07 23:51

wu7706070:面試官:你RE吧                                       
06/07 23:51

zoevla:翻譯官~~~                                               
06/07 23:51

rod13824:這個不錯耶                                            
06/07 23:52

catkill:幹~過了三秒~終於懂了XD~有梗                            
06/07 23:52

sbboky:囧rz…我笑了…..Y                                     
06/07 23:52
推 henry921:XDDD
有梗                                             
06/07 23:53
推 wscgbaps2:推
wu7706070:面試官:你RE吧                          
06/07 23:54

wk7:我竟然先猜到類似答案了…                                  
06/07 23:54

BHead:GJ                                                       
06/07 23:54
推 sa23palipali:主管:新來的 去倒杯茶 大學生:on my
way             
06/07 23:54

convey1227:XDDD                                                
06/07 23:55

rererere147:          
面試官:你RE吧                          
06/07 23:55
推 superivan:哪裡三國語言啊?= 
=                                  
06/07 23:56

shuan0130:XDDDDDDD                                             
06/07 23:56
推 modensam:看不懂=
=                                             
06/07 23:57

bradyaraoy:魔獸三國的語言                                      
06/07 23:57
→ superivan:哈哈! 了解 感謝啦
有梗喔~                            
06/07 23:58

oooooooo8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            
06/07 23:59
推 FQASS:好吧
有笑有推..                                          
06/07 23:59
推 joy830:宅的好可憐
XD                                           
06/07 23:59

superwz:B                                                      
06/07 23:59

anetoboin:想想服部死前三分鐘說的話吧…                        
06/07 23:59

bmw3633:我去偷拆                                               
06/07 23:59

valley7788:面試官:你快B吧                                      
06/08 00:00
推 hens:Fxxk~下路緊去偷拆阿
這樣講是中英台三種語言                
06/08 00:03

MrTen:            Watch
and Learn   Your magic is
mine          06/08 00:03

jacky0:還要融會歷史啊  例如:幹
下路斯馬快拆塔啊                
06/08 00:03
推 j9520:樓上搞錯
是"玩三國"的語言                                
06/08 00:04

jacky0:噓錯                                                    
06/08 00:04

j9520:樓上亂噓                                                 
06/08 00:04
推 ljrll2000:主管:我3.7D 黃忠
中路神手,你還太嫩                  
06/08 00:06

jacky0:面試官:你GG了                                           
06/08 00:07

s910928:三國是指魏蜀吳                                         
06/08 00:08

ljrll2000:GG應該是從DOTA來的                                   
06/08 00:09
噓 larry310145:???
我怎麼看不懂                                   
06/08 00:09

ian123:GG明明在星海時就有了…                                 
06/08 00:09

ooo51313:面試官B:裝被你們拿去賣,先跳了!                       
06/08 00:10

ljrll2000:那我就不知道了                                       
06/08 00:11
推 goscowalker:你幹我的豬肉
我撿你的人頭                          
06/08 00:11
推 renlone:我還以為是會背出師表
..                                
06/08 00:21

moonedge:有笑有推XDDDD                                         
06/08 00:23
→ jacky0:哈哈
面試官C:你可以跳了                                 
06/08 00:29
推 pepeoa:哈~笑了XDDDDDD  
快推!!!                                
06/08 00:29

ss60315:我看懂了                                               
06/08 00:30

cam0679320:滿好笑的耶                                          
06/08 00:32
推 shinex17:Do you any wonca
?                                    
06/08 00:37

tyugy:面試官:資料顯示你平常會開圖喔!                           
06/08 00:39

Jackwin:所以叫你喝抗你不一定懂囉?                              
06/08 00:40
噓 liaon98:看不懂=
=                                              
06/08 00:42
→ chris08487:看到三國語言就猜到了
可惜沒笑><                     
06/08 00:44

flames:沒在玩線上遊戲..看不懂                                  
06/08 00:45

benka:ip沒113失敗                                              
06/08 00:48
推 steven04090:馬的
第二句我就笑了XDDDD                           
06/08 00:48

kodo555:XD                                                     
06/08 00:49

Lighty:沒玩過                                                  
06/08 00:49
推 montieddie:有笑 
XD                                            
06/08 00:49

back0926:這個不錯                                              
06/08 00:49
推 purple6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
沒玩都懂                         
06/08 00:53
→ MrTen:       
想想服部死前三天說的話吧      「我去偷拆」  06/08 00:54
推 pratt:有笑有推!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
06/08 00:56

a21520a:月英:HI~                                               
06/08 00:57

leo1:XD                                                        
06/08 01:02

ikkk:不懂…是我老了嗎!???                                     
06/08 01:03
推 prismwu:→ jacky0:哈哈
面試官C:你可以跳了                      
06/08 01:04

raitainz:南邊孫權快去偷拆,不然晚點匈奴就要來了!                
06/08 01:05

fromwilda:XD                                                   
06/08 01:21

xgodtw:科科                                                    
06/08 01:21

xxx22088:好好笑!!!!                                        
06/08 01:22

pinkyxu:XDD                                                    
06/08 01:23
噓 didihouse:…………….     
繼續宅吧                       
06/08 01:24

mclaren99:宅味十足                                             
06/08 01:24
推 ashinsr:服部買炎玉直接幹他家主堡 
衝阿                         
06/08 01:28

MMoon:這個好笑                                                 
06/08 01:31
噓 ad210110:看到第2句就知道你想說什麼了
下面的2句很多餘            06/08
01:35

hebemike:沒笑                                                  
06/08 01:37
噓 l037985589:新手喔 都不買抗    幹
這不是信長阿                  
06/08 01:38
推 ustart:看第二次才懂 
笑了XDD                                   
06/08 01:39

christiano:無聊                                                
06/08 01:46

bestrick:贛我差點噴水                                          
06/08 01:53

baychi999:幹我笑了!                                            
06/08 01:55

windfox6705:GJ                                                 
06/08 02:04

PPPBEAR:死宅……                                             
06/08 02:14
推 PCgay:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
06/08 02:14

narcissus03:XDDDDDDDD                                          
06/08 02:20
推 LAYPAN:面試官:已經GG了
掰                                      
06/08 02:21

smelly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/08 02:45

AceID:可惜猜到了                                               
06/08 03:03
噓 Dych:我選毛利 
跟你們一打五…                                 
06/08 03:07
推 CapriciousX:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 
有梗                                
06/08 03:16
推 homer0403:XDDDDDDDDD
就可回來了~                               
06/08 03:23
推 pppsa:面試官:本公司不聘跳狗
掰                                
06/08 03:25
推 ML456789:說真的 看到三國就知道梗了… 好吧 真的比廢文好很多    
06/08 03:30

solon164:面試官:你也懂三國?                                   
06/08 03:45
推 free520:來的太快
嘴角失守                                      
06/08 04:07

handsomeJim:不錯好笑                                           
06/08 04:27

wenlu:阿姑哩姑下                                               
06/08 05:03

lol404:下場是被面試官GG                                        
06/08 05:43

LeMonT:…                                                     
06/08 06:16

LucAngel:XD                                                    
06/08 06:25

lavigneA:死新手                                                
06/08 07:49
推 Overclass:=
="….                                             
06/08 08:08

A791027A:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
06/08 09:03
噓 james79821:推文的都有宅味=
="                                  
06/08 09:37
噓 folgore:噓文的都有屁味=
="                                     
06/08 09:49

folgore:靠北…我怎麼自然也噓了…待補推                       
06/08 09:50

dumdumgenius:給箭頭的都清新                                    
06/08 09:50
推 folgore:回來補推的 但還是要說:噓文的都有屁味!怎樣!我就是宅!    
06/08 09:54

winston1130:我笑了!                                           
06/08 10:00
推 xhoques:二樓是不懂還是裝笨啊……………………………. 
06/08 10:05

flames:結果那男的和驢子已經相愛了..現在過的很幸福              
06/08 10:28

flames:推錯..幹                                                
06/08 10:28

jason00608:想想服部半藏偷拆前所說的話吧                        
06/08 10:47

purple6:再看一次還是很好笑XDDD                                 
06/08 10:52

ggc5566:XD                                                     
06/08 11:20

wml92155:三國語言XDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
06/08 11:31

gunfighter:XD                                                  
06/08 11:33
推 RAEL:噓 folgore:噓文的都有屁味=
="                             
06/08 11:44
推 Focus788:這好笑 
哈哈                                          
06/08 11:56

giv:讚!                                                        
06/08 11:56
推 Gscout:好宅好宅
XD                                             
06/08 12:00

dragoni:噴了                                                   
06/08 12:03

e2167471:以前就有人po過                                        
06/08 12:39

jack3317:XDDDDDD                                               
06/08 12:41

cooljony0109:我笑了XD                                          
06/08 12:44
推 FOX0125:魏延:We Human have to sex
together..                   
06/08 12:48

mj812250:面試官:幹!昨天炮我的就是你呀..                        
06/08 12:55

Zwubber:XDDD                                                   
06/08 12:56

Jarcat:XDDDDDDDDD                                              
06/08 13:25

shoubaiz:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          
06/08 13:31

escape54321:XDDD                                               
06/08 14:19
推 ex951753:超宅=
=                                               
06/08 14:38
推 cluss:i smell the magic in the
air                             
06/08 16:48
推 peter13204:e wanee
wanga                                       
06/08 16:58

smallrod:阿宅萬歲                                              
06/08 17:28

ca11ll0:猜到                                                   
06/08 17:35

Yie:XDD                                                        
06/08 18:45

MLVForgood:XDDDDDD                                             
06/08 18:45

qoo60606:笑了                                                  
06/08 19:15
推 orz:有猜到 不錯啦XD
不過要玩過魔獸三國才懂                     
06/08 19:16
噓 f12345678900:看不懂=
=                                         
06/08 21:00

MCdoggy:什麼時候三國梗這麼受歡迎?                              
06/08 21:04

malaimo:推                                                     
06/08 21:04

asdf121250:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/08
21:35

james900007:宅                                                 
06/08 21:42

fanofstella:真可憐                                             
06/08 22:01

v047806192:XD                                                  
06/08 22:02

stan26:XD                                                      
06/08 22:18

david78813:大推                                                
06/08 22:29

ckb2261:3.7D關完大哥關二哥                                     
06/08 22:39
推 rockhormak:我還以為是
臣亮言…                                
06/08 22:40

e124399009:看PTT就不宅囉james900007?                           
06/08 22:54

Faoitohins:…………                                        
06/08 23:03

DareJ:可悲                                                     
06/08 23:10

mark10933:                                                     
06/09 00:24
推 amakusaryou:宅宅宅的宅個屁啊 也不看一下多少人懂這個梗 跟廢死一  06/09 00:32

amakusaryou:自以為是的少數                                     
06/09 00:33
※ Crazyboss255:轉錄至看板
NCCU09_Ethno                           
06/09 00:37
推 Crazyboss255:借轉
顆科                                         
06/09 00:38

raxtm:我居然看懂了                                             
06/09 01:09
推 yulenfan:大推
amakusaryou                                      
06/09 01:46

e1q3z9c7:宅                                                    
06/09 01:50

handsomeJim:爆                                                 
06/09 02:07

nichaellin:wjo                                                 
06/09 02:23
推 asubelieve:我就算不玩也知道這個梗=
=                           
06/09 03:06
推 ilyvonne:沒在玩也看得懂…看不懂是你們資訊落伍  =
=             06/09
08:34

wooshi:孔明中路翔鞋謝謝                                        
06/09 10:24

threegold:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV74a7SB19Y           
06/09 11:02
※ north4896:轉錄至看板
WarCraft                                  
06/09 11:14

akirk0823:XD                                                   
06/09 11:15

sayhello:幹………XD                                         
06/09 12:32
※ sayhello:轉錄至看板
NCHU-FINGRA7                               
06/09 12:33

rinsoukan:我笑了                                               
06/09 12:47

bigpimpinc:我笑了                                              
06/09 13:45
→ lonelyheart:看不懂 ..囧rz 
沒發露到                            
06/09 14:17

markzog21:正想po樓上的連結說…                                
06/09 14:24

dsilver:我沒關過居然也懂了….                                 
06/09 14:25
推 johnnylakers:我的專長
來自信長                                 
06/09 15:18

pinyi50:爛透了                                                 
06/09 17:57

jasdog:有感而發~~                                              
06/09 19:06

johnnyaiba:殘兵:我去偷拆                                       
06/09 20:11
噓 flyfish123:既宅又糟的笑點 
0分                                 
06/09 23:43

aa255296:.                                                     
06/10 00:12
噓 suzzdicon:嘴角陽萎了
抱歉                                      
06/10 01:11

lee79114:爆吧                                                  
06/10 02:04
→ paradise1321:我之前在具降電腦,我現在在撿垃圾,我的專業來自於   06/10
02:50

paradise1321:具降電腦                                          
06/10 02:50

victorshu:XD                                                   
06/10 02:57

tetragramm:每個噓文的理由都比宅更可悲                          
06/10 08:57

financial911:哈哈哈哈哈                                        
06/10 23:47
→ kely119:Do you want to
wonga?                                  
06/11 11:55

flames:幹你娘沒在玩看不懂不能噓嗎林盃篇要噓!一堆死阿宅!        
06/11 13:46

garnett1024:有梗!!!                                            
06/11 15:57

who74829:推~~~~GGC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                               
06/11 22:47

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