標題 [問題] 女友不準我吃香蕉

 作者  aaronpepsi23
(天才小廚師)                              
站內  Boy-Girl
 標題  [問題] 女友不準我吃香蕉
 時間  Wed Apr 14
15:39:47 2010
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小弟我本身很喜歡吃香蕉
 
不管到那裡都隨手一根
 
甚至在跟女友朋友聚會時
 
在他們面前也會吃上一根
 
女友就抱怨我很像猩猩或猴子之類的
 
再加上我臉上雜毛很多
 
有時臉上有點癢還會抓一下
 
看起來更像猴子
 
女友說我像猴子時
 
我還會說 沒辦法阿
 
誰叫我是特警猩人類
 
而且大俠愛吃漢飽飽  我不是大俠  所以吃香蕉
 
她說  我再吃香蕉就要跟我分手了
 
有沒有大大
 
能給小弟一些意見
 

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RRLDSE:給她吃                                                  
04/14 15:40

lucky07029:這這這案例有點可愛耶?????                           
04/14 15:41

polo125809:你是要戒香蕉嗎?                                     
04/14 15:41
→ lucky07029:可是為了一根香蕉說分手很奇怪,真的吃那麼頻繁嗎@_@?    04/14
15:42

asdisr:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           
04/14 15:42
※ 編輯: aaronpepsi23    來自:
60.248.25.212        (04/14 15:44)

longwei:給她吃___                                              
04/14 15:44
推 letmegoogle:我 哈 哈
了                                        
04/14 15:44

gauss760220:你把你的"香蕉"給她吃                               
04/14 15:45

sinonjo:XDDDD                                                  
04/14 15:46
推 SCARLETMOON:真的"不管到那裡都隨手一根"嗎?好想請問你是怎麼隨身   04/14
15:47
推 evilize:看標題還以為香蕉是什麼東西的代稱…原來是真的香蕉 orz   04/14 15:47

SCARLETMOON:攜帶大批香蕉的…用香蕉攜帶盒也只有一根份啊XDDDDD   04/14 15:48

edina:跟女友朋友聚會也自備香蕉
是頗詭異的                      
04/14 15:49
→ ntoufatman:這可以延伸到 面子問題~  不過她既然說你就忍著點吧   
04/14 15:49
推 oceansa:把香蕉先切好放在保鮮盒裡攜帶,吃起來就比較不會像猩猩了  04/14 15:49

lucky07029:直接說你一天吃幾根=3=感覺農民超愛你的               
04/14 15:49
→ neil42975:同意樓上  切好也比較雅觀 
你也能安心繼續吃            04/14
15:50

m0630821:先切好會氧化耶                                        
04/14 15:51
推 functionwin:切成ㄧ小塊
用叉子叉來吃~這樣可以嗎?                
04/14 15:51

callme5f:******************連皮吃****************************   04/14
15:52

CHRISTINAYEN:你在家裡吃就好~不要在他或他朋友面前吃啊!!         
04/14 15:54
→ AppleAlice:所以你隨身攜帶一串蕉喔
@@                           
04/14 15:54
→ whiterose:"得了一種不吃香蕉就會死的病"
用看看                  
04/14 15:57
推 BMT1231:我除了哈哈哈,也不知道要說什麼~哈哈哈哈(可惡笑到不行)   04/14
15:58

yapgunin:你是認真的嗎~~太瘋狂了~~話說香蕉在日本很貴~           
04/14 15:59

Libertywind:大王吃!XD                                         
04/14 15:59

wei1120:就說你不是大俠                                         
04/14 16:01
推 jaundice68:香蕉雖然營養又好吃
但吃過量也不好喔                 
04/14 16:01
推 bf780920:女友是覺得面子問題~雖然吃香蕉無傷大雅~但她的點是在乎   04/14
16:04
→ bf780920:路人.朋友看到她旁邊有一個人一直在吃香蕉~
@@!           04/14 16:05

OrangeBear:香蕉不是一天最多只能吃兩根嗎??
囧…….            
04/14 16:05
→ Spade7:覺得應該是面子問題
就不要在她面前吃就好了               
04/14 16:11
→ Spade7:不過話說歐洲人很愛吃香蕉
午餐都會配一根香蕉             
04/14 16:12

Raist:愛你就要連你的屁屁毛都愛下去阿!!!!          
你是近藤嗎?  04/14 16:12

kexi0711:推連皮吃XDDD                                          
04/14 16:13
推 evilize:你該不會有甚麼強迫症之類的吧  =
=+                     
04/14 16:18
推 DemonRay:想分手就繼續吃,不想分手就別吃,就這麼簡單阿  
近藤      04/14 16:21

gogolct:如果不是亂版的話也太好笑了XD                           
04/14 16:26
→ SakuTomoya:噗  那就不要在他面前吃
私底下吃就好~                
04/14 16:26

sam369:XX                                                      
04/14 16:26

mvpdirk712:我怎麼有點想笑                                      
04/14 16:32

ONLYYUYU:請偷偷吃                                              
04/14 16:37
推 apemanjay:吃香蕉吃完不是不能再吃別的東西了嗎…因為聽說香蕉不   04/14
16:38

apemanjay:能被其他食物壓..-_-                                  
04/14 16:39

coa0320:圖勒~                                                  
04/14 16:39
推 fit5566:幹 
超好笑                                             
04/14 16:45

Overmind:XD                                                    
04/14 16:49

iambluepig:誰說香蕉賣不好?                                     
04/14 16:50
推 littlesand:XDDDDDD
太好笑了                                    
04/14 16:50
→ littlesand:不然就看你對香蕉乾能不能接受 出門帶香蕉乾也比較好帶  04/14 16:55

littlesand:剛剛看了一下香蕉乾的圖 算了
當我沒說過…            04/14
16:56

ashley1207:哈哈^^真的很好笑耶                                  
04/14 16:56

sherees:可以轉joke嗎?                                          
04/14 17:02
推 telme:我也覺得吃香蕉像猩猩或猴子  所以都不吃XD 小朋友不要學~   
04/14 17:05
推 iori325:我也是因為覺得像猩猩  
所以不吃香蕉                    
04/14 17:07

lovemosca:感覺是來亂的                                         
04/14 17:08

polo125809:近藤勇表示:                                         
04/14 17:13

TheVerve:近藤勇?                                               
04/14 17:15

cheenan:如果妳不讓我吃香蕉,那妳就要吃我的香..                 
04/14 17:21

cheenan:我的意思是,妳幫我把手上的香蕉吃掉就沒事了             
04/14 17:22
推 monkeyFJU:也可以轉笨板  XDDDDDDDDD  吃這麼多不會拉肚子嗎
@@     04/14 17:26

jojolike76:認真的嗎                                            
04/14 17:32

Sumizome:近藤勇是歷史人物,近藤勳才是大猩猩啦。                
04/14 17:32
→ Sumizome:話說回來,google的圖片搜尋裡打近藤勳,真的會找到黑猩   04/14
17:35
→ Moonnight11:我笑了
太扯XDDDDD                                  
04/14 17:35

Sumizome:猩的圖……                                          
04/14 17:35

akiutams:我覺得你好可愛XD                                      
04/14 17:40
→ akiutams:讓我想到
我不知道你想知道就問香蕉                     
04/14 17:41

hwai01:糟糕XDDDD一直笑                                         
04/14 17:46
推 fluterway:XDDDDDDDDD我狂笑耶 
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈           
04/14 17:49

buchii:我可以伸一下圖嗎                                        
04/14 17:54

w1990718:這三會XDDDD                                           
04/14 17:57

w1990718:這可以轉笨板或JOKE了XD                                
04/14 17:57
推 plant:你不是大俠
你吃香蕉!!                                    
04/14 18:00

analysis:難道是你女友相當討厭吱吱(大誤)                        
04/14 18:00
推 icome:原PO是猴子 ˋ__ˊ@m                                      
04/14 18:00
推 Invincibleme:叫她把妳腿打斷 
你就不能再吃了                    
04/14 18:04

scores:打成香蕉牛奶                                            
04/14 18:05
推 fe90011:哈哈哈!!!
你這個香蕉!!                                 
04/14 18:06

ttnun:XDDDD也太好笑了吧                                        
04/14 18:08
推 Kaixa:你是Mr.Brain
@@?                                         
04/14 18:12

minico85:我笑了.                                               
04/14 18:16

whitelady:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/14 18:34

whitelady:你是不是長得很像兩津勘吉???                          
04/14 18:34

blabla777:你需要的是刮鬍刀XD                                   
04/14 18:39
推 AnnaSweety:你們養的狗是不是叫做詹姆斯?你的小名是不是小龐?    
04/14 18:55

AnnaSweety:我騎十比較好其,香蕉一年四季都有嗎?                
04/14 18:56
→ AnnaSweety:常買老板有算你便宜嗎?可以跟女友介紹吃香蕉有何益處   04/14
18:56

lookers:香蕉不能常吃                                           
04/14 19:02

sn7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/14
19:04
推 cloud741019:樓樓上   
香蕉為什麼不能常吃???                    
04/14 19:12

rain33092:如果吃香蕉就分手,看來有人比我慘一百倍               
04/14 19:20

rabbitivy:真的有那麼愛吃嗎XDDDDD                               
04/14 19:25

tearless:好好笑XDDDDD                                          
04/14 19:29
推 fullmooncat:可能無法忍受你在她朋友前吃香蕉又不小心抓抓臉吧XDDD  04/14 19:51

sinonjo:現在香蕉好像一年四季都有
我家冬天也會買香蕉XD           04/14
19:57

wendyjorden:不要在她面前吃就好啦~                              
04/14 19:58

himehime:我笑了XXDDD                                           
04/14 19:58
推 Raist:我比較想轉銀魂板 XD   話說 運動員都吃香蕉補充鉀 原PO你就  04/14
19:58
→ Raist:推說你運動量很大好了
XD                                  
04/14 19:59

dvdp1ay:太好笑了啦XD                                           
04/14 20:10
推 osmanthusjo:XDDDDDDDDDDD 
你大概上輩子是猴子吧                 
04/14 20:17

inmoking:大俠愛吃漢堡保~~~~~~                                  
04/14 20:18

imdragon123:你不是大俠,是香蕉!                               
04/14 20:36
推 AppleAlice:我想到了,你不能戒香蕉就戒抓臉,就不會那麼像猴子啦   04/14
20:41
推 jespere:吃香蕉可以抗焦慮 
你很焦慮嗎?                          
04/14 20:49
推 Shokojo:如果我是你女友
我也會覺得很丟臉..                      
04/14 21:03

Anionhp:抱歉用紅的!到哪裡都帶根香蕉不覺得煞風景?吃蕉補蕉?       04/14
21:12
推 airny:怎麼那麼可愛XDDD
哈哈哈哈哈                              
04/14 21:25
→ iansgirl:Charlie~~~~ you are banana
king                       
04/14 21:27
→ iansgirl:香蕉裡的鉀可以讓心情變的很好,你一定心情都很愉快吧^^    04/14
21:28
推 blackchc: 跟你女友說吃香蕉補香蕉,
她就給你吃了                 
04/14 21:31
推 mister12:推banana king 
XDDDDDDDDDD                            
04/14 21:31

schimtag168:我看成女友不吃你的香蕉XDD                          
04/14 21:36

hornkid:有笑有推                                               
04/14 21:37
推 serene03:對不起我笑到流眼淚了
XDDDDD                           
04/14 21:41

gn00564757:看到這篇的時候笑到流眼淚……XD                    
04/14 21:46

AnnaSweety:原PO要自己轉就可嗎?抱歉我看了又看還是一直笑        
04/14 21:47
→ AnnaSweety:對不起我沒有同理心(跪)  
XD                       
04/14 21:47

kenshin528:害我笑到把茶噴出來                                  
04/14 21:48

dingfish:腦先生表示…                                         
04/14 21:55
→ sunluna:不過就吃個香蕉也要管… 其實她只是在找理由要跟你分手吧  04/14 21:56

tsukikaze:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/14
21:58

zxlar:那叫她吃阿!                                              
04/14 22:03
推 sasadada:XDDDDDDDDD
看到標題就笑了~~看了內文更是笑到不行XDD     04/14 22:06

frhgrhj:跟你女友說 
再囉唆就讓她見識見識原力的力量(誤          
04/14 22:08

orangenosea:內文跟推文都太好笑了啦!!!                          
04/14 22:08
推 yayadolores:哈哈哈~怎麼會愛吃到隨手一根阿XDD,可憐的香蕉先生,  04/14 22:08

orangenosea:我好奇的是原po都把香蕉放哪???                      
04/14 22:08

yayadolores:什麼都沒做就被嫌棄了~~                             
04/14 22:09

aishtiff:香蕉MAX!!!(不知道有沒有人知道這個梗xdd)               
04/14 22:16
→ Dvallina:樓上,我知道,惡魔逆火Neo!!
(掩面)                    
04/14 22:17

LINGINGER:XDDDDDDD                                             
04/14 22:22

windrover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~      
04/14 22:22
推 yc11:對不起 
我笑了                                            
04/14 22:28
推 shyshyan:香蕉MAX我知道 XDDDD 光速蒙面俠麻
XDDDD                
04/14 22:37
→ shyshyan:其實吃香蕉對身體很好欸
會變聰明唷                     
04/14 22:38
推 ning0201:Put a banana in your ear.
XD                          
04/14 22:43
推 okokcrv:你可以修雜毛,抓的樣子好看一點,這樣吃香蕉被反對的理由  04/14 22:45

RUUUI:叫他不要吃飯啊
這是真的煩惱?                             
04/14 22:45
→ okokcrv:就少點了吧… (幾乎可以想像那樣子有多怪 =
=)          04/14 22:46

okokcrv:所以,重點不是吃香蕉~~                               
04/14 22:46
推 ahsoo:對不起 我覺得很好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    
04/14 22:47
推 qwoqow724:XDDDDDDDDDDD
原PO分明是想放閃!!!!!!!!!!!             
04/14 23:00

princess2006:抱歉我笑了……..哈哈                            
04/14 23:01

ivy7807:哈哈哈哈哈(逃)                                         
04/14 23:04

mimiwu:香蕉王!                                                 
04/14 23:07

Anso:對不起 我也笑了XD                                        
04/14 23:09

eijijiro:是近藤嗎XD                                            
04/14 23:13

answer1213:太好笑了…                                         
04/14 23:13
推 candyribbon:有笑有推
XDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/14 23:15
推 disposable:put a banana in your
ear~~~~~~~                     
04/14 23:20

Doertee:….                                                   
04/14 23:22
推 iansgirl:http://www.cafepress.com/filmcow/5213759
XD            04/14
23:23

u48652004:樓上是香蕉王查理                                     
04/14 23:29
推 saxlan:來人啊 
快轉JOKE還有笨板!!                              
04/14 23:40
推 Dayeah:http://0rz.tw/3no8Z
想必你是本產品愛好者                
04/14 23:43
推 algol923:看到版標想說到底什麼事情 
這真是太絕了                
04/14 23:43

tdl3289:快點推到爆吧~我只能說不要在他面前吃就好阿~y            
04/14 23:44
推 GOLxDxROGER:屌     歪    
屌     到     爆    
炸     了        04/14
23:48

asubelieve:也太白痴了吧                                        
04/14 23:58

gwhappy:我忍不住笑出來了…XDDDD                                
04/15 00:05
推 j83ne04:Mr
Brain:香蕉可以補充大腦所需的糖分                    
04/15 00:06

sssaaa1:…                                                    
04/15 00:21
※ hellofox:轉錄至看板
joke                                       
04/15 00:21

joyce1012:讓我想到最近看到用屁股撥香蕉的皮的影片….           
04/15 00:24

joyce1012:你不是這樣撥的吧XDD                                  
04/15 00:24

muffinex:我剛剛以為我在笨版……..                            
04/15 00:28

IamHoney:你該不會有買香蕉專用的保存盒吧?不然怎麼帶?          
04/15 00:50

IamHoney:我放香蕉在包包裡都會擠爛掉…                         
04/15 00:50

ghicghic:腦科學先生?                                           
04/15 00:57

literacyyhc:你確定你女友愛妳嗎?真的愛你的話應該不會這樣.       
04/15 01:05
推 m0608a:哈哈 
你好可愛哦                                        
04/15 01:45

KeeperOf7Key:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  
04/15 01:47

disposable:http://tw.page.bid.yahoo.com/tw/auction/f14581134   
04/15 02:01

ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
04/15 02:15

nikiyo78962:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
04/15 02:47

tsming:你是吱吱嗎XD                                            
04/15 06:24

fourbigking:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/15
07:58

wolfkin:喔我笑的肚子好痛XDDDDDDD                               
04/15 08:55
推 srica1ab:你可能體內缺鉀
所以會無法克制一直想吃蕉               
04/15 10:17
→ srica1ab:去看醫生 抽血檢驗
檢查一下甲狀腺吧@@                  
04/15 10:18
推 emilyluvsptt:………
這是開玩笑的嗎                          
04/15 10:34
推 mekida:有人吃香蕉吃到寧可跟女友分手 再所不惜 蕉農贈你一年份    
04/15 11:21
→ hamsterhihi:撥香蕉的好方法:從香蕉屁股撥 拿住頭吃 好拿又好撥    
04/15 11:31
→ hamsterhihi:看起來比較高級一點
就不會像猴子了                  
04/15 11:32

Legolasgreen:到底是那來隨手一根香蕉可吃啊…                   
04/15 12:38

mester:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          
04/15 12:42
推 marco7361:原PO是吳尊?! http://ppt.cc/,eNc                      
04/15 13:44

gn00173389:看在故事編的好笑給推                                
04/15 16:07
推 weni754:好可愛 
哈哈                                           
04/15 16:15
推 iem2000:別擔心 分手後蕉農們看到這故事會介紹女兒給你認識
XD      04/15 21:25

ultrasuening:特地來朝聖XD                                      
04/15 22:07

ccc78413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd                         
04/16 12:32

principle119:很公平~你也不準他吃香蕉                           
04/16 16:37

sr0:朝聖+1                                                     
04/17 00:12
推 littlelemon:= ="
忍不住笑了                                    
04/17 16:56

opemma:請問你外號叫河馬嗎=_=怎麼覺得跟我認識的好像             
04/18 00:03

HNO3:吱吱給個噓XD                                              
04/18 00:39

SUNTOPS:爆                                                     
04/18 01:07

koichi25:妳們很搞笑~                                           
04/18 13:29
推 koichi25:不要在她面前吃就好啦! 吃香蕉抽菸好! 抽菸我就要分了~    04/18
13:32

killerxcat:原PO哭笑不得吧XDD                                   
04/19 19:28
推 kashina:拜轉XD
謝謝                                            
04/20 00:26
※ kashina:轉錄至看板
THUIM-1st                                   
04/20 00:27

viva4ever:所以你是那種會買香蕉保存盒的人囉-.-                  
04/20 00:51

s5905533:笑翻了XDDDDD                                          
04/20 00:57
推 noyo18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  
笑死我了             
04/20 12:20

abasqoo:XDDDDDDD                                               
04/21 05:15
推 iverson0303:你不是大俠
吃香蕉                                  
04/22 00:59
→ Dinsouciant:哈哈
在香蕉王國還這樣                              
04/22 23:26

saturnguy:笑到我腸子都打結了!!!XDDDDDDDD                       
05/04 15:39

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