標題 Re: [問題] 誠實為上策嗎?

 作者  kurtc
(夏日的誤會)                                 
看板  feminine_sex
 標題  Re: [問題] 誠實為上策嗎?
 時間  Mon
Jun  7 14:55:49
2010
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※ 引述《OCG (打坐中)》之銘言:
 
恕刪
 
: 其實我有點不知所措,
: 可能像她這種保守+沒經驗的人,
:
也希望碰到一樣的對象吧,
: 通常女生哭我都會很心疼,會好好安慰她,
: 不過這次看她哭,我感覺非常的無奈,
: 心裡真的想說,唉,
:
看來有的時候,白色謊言真的是必要的吧……..
 
 
 
精裝版  誠實的我該如何說出口
 

時間 不詳
 
地點 不詳
 
女方:哈尼 你有跟前女友發生過性關係嗎?
 
男方:嗯 妳說什麼?
 
女方:我問你還是不是處男啦
 
男方:問這幹嘛?
 
女方:就是想問咩(女人不會直接說她很在乎這件事)
 
男方:唉 年輕時的事情 想到就後悔
 
@誠實 技巧派牽拖回應 留下伏筆
 
女方:所以說..就是有囉(臉色大變)
 
男方:只怪我太相信對方 現在多說什麼也沒用了
 
@表情悲憤 無奈
 
女方:發生關係還會後悔 你騙誰啊
 
男方:其實我一直想跟真正相愛的人發生關係 我原本以為前女友很愛我
 
女方:(十之八九不知道你在說什麼鬼..)
 
男方:所以當初我還很開心把自己第一次交給她 誰知道沒多久就分手了
 
女方:為什麼?
 
男方:我以為發生關係後感情會更好 誰知道她很快就膩了
 
@前女友(前男友)的梗真好用
 
女方:……
 
男方:害我以為對方嫌棄我是第一次 那陣子心情一直很糟
 
女方:……
 
男方:後來跟妳在一起 我才發現自己隨便就發生關係是多笨的事情
 
@轉折點 請轉得自然 漂亮 舒服
 
女方:你還是很在意以前的事情啊?
 
男方:我真的覺得第一次不是跟妳 真的很後悔 (眼角噙淚)
 
@一定要比對方先出現淚光 誰先出誰就贏了!!
 
女方:不要難過了啦….
 
男方:妳會不會嫌我以前真的很笨 什麼事都不多想想
 
女方:好了好了 我不在意了 我只要你真的對我好
 
@竊笑在內心就好 你已經成功轉移焦點 而且沒有隱瞞喔
 
男方:我知道妳會在意這件事情 我會好好看待我們"真正"的第一次
 
女方:嗯
 
 
 
 
 
恩恩愛愛摟摟抱抱謝幕….
 
可喜可賀 可喜可賀 團圓美滿大結局
 
 
 
(警告:現任女友與前任女友若熟識則不適用..請依症狀服用)
 
 
 
以上純屬搏君一笑 誠實以對是好事 但是不是什麼事情都要拿來實話實說
有的人就是很在意另一半的過去 讓對方知道真相 只會讓她內心堅持的某
一塊崩裂 每個人都有執著的地方 所以也不能去責怪對方
 
 
 
實話也可以漂亮說
 
什麼時候該說什麼話 什麼時候該說女友想聽的話 就看自己拿捏了
 
(只要有心 每次都是第一次)
 
 
 
  
 
 

史詩坐騎   【暴躁的老婆】
 
結婚即綁定  1.5秒施法
 
召喚一位可供騎乘的老婆做為你的坐騎,這是一種【花你的錢】速度非常快的
生物,還會消耗你的精力。
 

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DayFly0515:搶頭推                                              
06/07 14:56
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118.161.137.17       (06/07 14:57)

tracy0620:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
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06/07 15:04
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必推XD                                  
06/07 15:04

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06/07 15:05

KYOFIGHTER:未看先推K大                                         
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usercl6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/07
15:08

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06/07 15:12

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06/07 15:15

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06/07 15:16

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06/07 15:17

gogolct:很實用XD                                               
06/07 15:19

thirdlittle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
06/07 15:19

yasulaki:這真的太好笑了…                                     
06/07 15:19

eejun1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
06/07 15:19

capri75:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
06/07 15:20

jones123812:太好笑了~~~我要把原文留起來!!                      
06/07 15:23
推 likey:前50推
總算排到了                                        
06/07 15:25

bugyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               
06/07 15:26

mjfang:先推再說                                                
06/07 15:27
推 eyestea:百推內  
歐耶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  06/07 15:28
推 yjcplove:K大必推
:D                                            
06/07 15:28

damd430:推阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~K大~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
06/07 15:29

imissyoyo200:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
06/07 15:29

cyberib:高手高手高高手~~                                       
06/07 15:29

ailanous:K大必推了                                             
06/07 15:29

acezero:XD                                                     
06/07 15:31

doraemon0704:太厲害了                                          
06/07 15:31

ALIEN50:賀簽名檔板標get!                                      
06/07 15:32

volar:XDDDDD                                                   
06/07 15:32

w170853:                
超 快 版 標 G E T !
!               
06/07 15:35

r0930:這招太厲害了…                                          
06/07 15:40

jedi0605:推~~~                                              
06/07 15:41

lindaaa:大推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                 
06/07 15:43

windr:XDDDDD                                                   
06/07 15:44

k1084134:推推推!!!                                             
06/07 15:49

Abric:40                                                       
06/07 15:49

dwolfh:大推K大                                                 
06/07 15:49

LBJJ:推推                                                      
06/07 15:50

chuusan:這個好!!!!!!!!!                                        
06/07 15:51

victoryss:K大一定事先推在看的                                  
06/07 15:53

SunDing:XD                                                     
06/07 15:54

mars1985:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
06/07 15:59

houston0710:我只能說你超強的                                   
06/07 16:02

WuJerry:有神快拜                                               
06/07 16:04

dacapo:GJ                                                      
06/07 16:07

kikijuice:51                                                   
06/07 16:08

nanayoru:推                                                    
06/07 16:08

miaooooooooo:53                                                
06/07 16:09
推 forkc:K嫂:原來之前都被你騙了
XDDD                             
06/07 16:10

sky20420:百推之內!                                             
06/07 16:12

hacedor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/07 16:15
推 JackaLMeI:只要有心 每次都是第一次
XDDDDDDDDDD                 
06/07 16:16

ALENDA:^__^                                                    
06/07 16:23

illection:K大必推!                                            
06/07 16:25

heath119:果然是高手                                            
06/07 16:29

pandahsien:XD                                                  
06/07 16:31
推 orno:誰先出誰就贏了….XD 
中肯!!                              
06/07 16:34

kevin70337:好文推推!!!                                      
06/07 16:35
推 BlackGuy:高手一出手
便知有沒有阿                               
06/07 16:40

haoae:推~                                                      
06/07 16:45

FIR0309:K大必推阿!!!                                           
06/07 16:53

Armuu:XDD                                                      
06/07 16:56
推 berea:如果是我的話只會覺得這男得很峱,爽玩了責任通通推給前女友  06/07 16:58

berea:不過簽名檔真讚!                                         
06/07 16:59

bucksbill:KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK  06/07
17:00
推 bryansun:科科科 
女人也吃這一套嗎?                            
06/07 17:01

toykilled:百推內!                                              
06/07 17:02

bucksbill:KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK  06/07
17:03

yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
06/07 17:06

freelance978:GJ                                                
06/07 17:11
推 masuki:K大GJ
XD                                                
06/07 17:11

seraphxx:XDDDDDDD                                              
06/07 17:13

ilovesherry:說話的技巧XDD                                      
06/07 17:22

liz1045:推                                                     
06/07 17:25
推 lrfelix:推簽名檔
XD                                            
06/07 17:25
推 sbbig:高手!推啊!
XDDDDDD                                      
06/07 17:27

no5nana:推推                                                   
06/07 17:29
推 DS99:這個小劇場 實在是太漂亮了
推                              
06/07 17:41
推 evkmaw4c:娘子
出來見k大啊…                                   
06/07 17:46

jlcsn:K大XD                                                    
06/07 17:49

nemayyogigi:K大的簽名檔XDDDD                                   
06/07 17:54

kira770927:                                                    
06/07 17:56

candysky46:推                                                  
06/07 18:02

bochumomo:來這發文…不是要去西斯發止戰文嗎?!                 
06/07 18:11
推 shiro923:不愧是k大 太厲害了
XDDDDDDDD                          
06/07 18:19
推 rockingood:太屌了
圓場高手0.0                                  
06/07 18:20
推 ptolemy:大推簽名擋 
XD                                         
06/07 18:22
推 jamesinhw:百推內 
酷~~                                         
06/07 18:23

yayolovehyde:推的!!                                          
06/07 18:26

CayenneTurbo:K大~                                              
06/07 18:26

er26562002:百推內!!!XDDD                                       
06/07 18:34

chtotku:XD                                                     
06/07 18:35
推 wiseofme:K大
推一下~~                                          
06/07 18:36

KYOFIGHTER:吃飽再推一次                                        
06/07 18:37

gameking:推推推                                                
06/07 18:37

miau7715:推爆                                                  
06/07 18:38

nicksssss:厲害!怎麼沒早點看到…                               
06/07 18:38

crazybaby:爆了~~~~~~                                           
06/07 18:46

shermie0131:推"實話也可以漂亮說",大推簽名檔…XD               
06/07 19:06

angel5230:簽名檔超讚!!!                                        
06/07 19:06
推 mesto:推本文和簽名檔…
有350%的座騎了嘛                       
06/07 19:09

nomoregret:超好笑~                                             
06/07 19:17
推 LoCKeR941010:太強了= 
=                                        
06/07 19:24
推 Empusas:K大到底有哪些簽名檔…
XDDD好想全部看過啊               
06/07 19:36

jimhgame31:版標XDDDDDDD                                        
06/07 19:49

Asucks:k大必推!!!!!                                       
06/07 19:50

gazette:太強大                                                 
06/07 19:51

ibanes:k大太強大了XD                                           
06/07 19:55

Yatta:不知道能不能進500推                                      
06/07 19:56

psheaven:XDDD                                                  
06/07 20:00

William0808:K大大推~~~!!!XDDD                                  
06/07 20:00

kawaii227:太強了                                               
06/07 20:15
推 ck4u04:哈哈
這招有點扯就是了XDD                                
06/07 20:23

q2210173:只能推了                                              
06/07 20:31

shikiDS:大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
06/07 20:33
→ sazabijiang:內文跟簽名檔都很棒
XD                              
06/07 20:37
推 takumi412:娘子~
快出來看k大啊啊啊~                             
06/07 20:39

oineedisu:K大必推                                              
06/07 21:02

jasper2909:有笑有推。                                          
06/07 21:07

Jarcat:推呀!                                                   
06/07 21:14

heidow:朝聖                                                    
06/07 21:47
推 jordan621:推k
大                                               
06/07 21:56

skyandtamako:GJ!!!!!!!                                         
06/07 22:03

darwin0711:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
06/07 22:03
推 Scorpio777:XDDDDDDDDD
K大必推                                  
06/07 22:04

femckog:XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDd                                     
06/07 22:07
推 fe90011:好強!!!!
那些話還真的氣不起來…                       
06/07 22:09

yygalk:XDDD簽名檔太威了!!!!                                    
06/07 22:20
推 viceten:我的男友就是白目的只會說實話那種的  所以我常常都很難過  06/07
22:24

lmalma111:自HIGH還行                                           
06/07 22:37
 
某一行有純屬搏君一笑的字句吧??
 

malogo:很讚~                                                   
06/07 22:43

banlin:推k大                                                   
06/07 22:44
推 GoldExpR:推實話也可以漂亮說
不過內文太扯了..XD另推簽名檔        06/07 22:59

kim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/07 23:12
推 MayTaphy:是k大就一定要推的阿
好厲害的誠實法XDDDDDDDDDD          06/07
23:14
推 sai6804:好好笑阿~~ 推!! 
簽名檔超好笑!                         
06/07 23:26
推 yenchen1970:XD
高杆                                            
06/07 23:57
推 vick6339:太厲害了
筆記ing..                                    
06/08 00:02

elegancy2122:K大真的好會說話阿                                 
06/08 00:08
※ 編輯:
kurtc           來自:
61.65.58.23          (06/08
00:11)

abcliou:簽名檔好好笑XDDDD                                      
06/08 00:15
推 clonk:WOW
幹~太好笑啦~~~~~~~                                   
06/08 00:41

toyaya:不推對不起自己XDDD                                      
06/08 01:01

conankid:真高招~XDDDDDD                                        
06/08 01:27

livtyler0828:還挺屌的!!XDDD                                  
06/08 02:08
推 vincentzhang:詭異2不見了耶? 
雖然我也只想推~~                  
06/08 02:16
→ TYY:喔NO
XDDDD我也GET了一騎史詩坐騎拉XD                        
06/08 03:11
→ ZeroAeroXoly:推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推!  06/08 03:16

zerosin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             
06/08 03:50

xgodtw:哇~是K大耶                                              
06/08 03:58

pupill:XDDDDD                                                  
06/08 04:08

shoya:史詩坐騎XDDDDDDDDD                                       
06/08 04:08

leoblack:版標get!!!!!                                          
06/08 07:07

juilypink:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           
06/08 08:40

ktlpru:給推啦!XDDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/08 09:07

ctrlalt:其實~~~~~我家那隻的說法跟這篇很像XD..                  
06/08 11:57

allen800718:每天凌晨12點重置一次                               
06/08 12:51

OniEikichi:XDXDDDD                                             
06/08 12:56

kisaka:推推推推推                                              
06/08 13:12

at7323028:不推不行                                             
06/08 13:31

tonyo:自high                                                   
06/08 14:06

poching:只能大推K大XD                                          
06/08 14:39

Hartmann:K大文不推不行                                         
06/08 17:20

chemikelvin:實用                                               
06/08 18:00

cbahsasn7250:看板標就知道是k大                                 
06/08 21:21

desirecity:推啦!                                               
06/08 22:06

evilpoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
06/08 22:20

yannis00:裝的有啥用                                            
06/08 23:14

yannis00:自high很大                                            
06/08 23:14

av8dloveme:看到板標馬上就a->kurtc->(enter)                     
06/08 23:46

KK7783:K大真威XD                                               
06/09 09:25

gn00067504:我笑到快\死了XDDD                                   
06/09 13:54
推 angelfaker:看到版標就知道是K大
XDD                             
06/09 16:09

AlexLan:太強大了!不推不行啊…                                
06/09 19:08

pojung321:魔王!你贏了~~                                        
06/09 20:08

Traks:Orz                                                      
06/10 04:37

a908350614:我的媽啊好好笑XDDDDDDD                              
06/10 11:09

ivy7807:推推推XDD                                              
06/10 14:39

Robert28:超屌耶!!!                                             
06/11 00:59

Liaooo:XDDDDDDDDD                                              
06/11 07:42

speaker330:推~                                                 
06/11 10:42
→ Honokawyt:第一次是絕對來說,沒有在相對的啦,最好跟pu也是第一次  06/11
13:14

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