標題 [新聞] 踢館吹巫巫茲拉 綠營人士臉發白、氣喘

 作者  gasara (賭盤開了 收錢
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 標題  [新聞] 踢館吹巫巫茲拉 綠營人士臉發白、氣喘
 時間 
Fri Jun 25 00:20:13 2010
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更新日期:2010/06/24 21:44
政治中心/綜合報導
綠營抗議ECFA,也趕上了南非世足巫巫茲拉熱,一群綠營人士就帶著巫巫茲拉到圓山飯店外
,希望以130高分貝打擾會議進行,想不到這巫巫茲拉不是好吹的,來踢館的綠營人士吹到
頭昏眼花,臉色發白,只能下山打到回府。
 

嗆聲趕搭世足熱,拿出烏烏茲拉拚命吹,不過沒兩下,整張嘴都摀紅了,而且氣喘的有點急
。吹沒兩下,停頓一秒兩秒三秒,整整半分鐘說不出話,都怪這南非來的喇叭太難吹。烏烏
茲拉吹到頭昏眼花,再不走恐怕要call救護車,台灣國的阿伯,學起年輕人高舉著烏烏茲拉
半天沒聲音,乾脆舉著做樣子。
 
終於有聲音了!還是咱們本土的空氣喇叭夠力,手輕輕一按叭叭震天響,既然要抗議對岸來
的代表團,幹麻不用MIT正港貨勒!(新聞來源:東森新聞記者蔣心玫、高鴻銘)
 
 

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06/25 00:20
→ ginsengwolf:樓下會有
爪爪                                      
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原PO可以挖角了                             
06/25 00:21

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06/25 00:21

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ffmuteki9:xddddd                                               
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06/25 00:22
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StupidClown                              
06/25 00:22
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勒勒勒勒                           
06/25 00:22

hausiau:看起來像小學作文…………..                         
06/25 00:22

littletu:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
06/25 00:22

stlinman:連喇叭都吹不好!怎麼展現決心?                        
06/25 00:22

penguin0725:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/25
00:22
推 darkstrong:********************* 有笑有推 ******************** 
06/25 00:23
→ love34567:大陸做的是兩段組合的
南非有賣整支的                  
06/25 00:23

Balders:好像屎捷克的心得文                                     
06/25 00:23

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06/25 00:23

Begin6189:無聊的新聞…                                        
06/25 00:23

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06/25 00:23
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<)£Γ~~~叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭             
06/25 00:23

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06/25 00:24
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愛台灣要用叭噗                           
06/25 00:24

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06/25 00:24
推 L0UND:(#‵)3′)▅▄▃▂▂▂ 靠邀
沒聲音                        
06/25 00:24

Realthugz:◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣                 
06/25 00:24
推 vicklin:本來就是
當初想這主意的不知道那個蠢才                  
06/25 00:24

polo7552:黑心貨                                                
06/25 00:24

kosuke:相當符合陰森的層次                                      
06/25 00:24

loner0814:蠻好笑的~                                            
06/25 00:25
推 joseph873:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈    06/25
00:25
推 Ye11owRiver:弱成這樣還學人抗議
一堆白痴老猴                    
06/25 00:25

katy80254:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/25
00:25

howdai:我會笑死XDDDDD                                          
06/25 00:25
→ mmzznnxxbbcc:爛新聞 抹黑 侮辱 高級外省人 記者程度不意外 統媒    06/25
00:25

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06/25 00:26
→ bill19911026:陰森不意外
科科                                   
06/25 00:26

askemm:愛吹人家中國人的黑心喇叭嘛XD                            
06/25 00:26

chatlineage:有人生氣囉~~~XDDDDDD                               
06/25 00:27

jeffl0402:北七就是北七                                         
06/25 00:27

askemm:果然是口嫌(反ECFA)體正直(吹中國製喇叭)啊                
06/25 00:27
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00:28

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06/25 00:28

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06/25 00:29
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沒氣喘XD            06/25
00:29
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06/25 00:31
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為什麼不按台灣製的汽笛喇吧?               
06/25 00:31

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06/25 00:31

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06/25 00:33

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06/25 00:34
→ horsetail:可以掛個氣瓶反銷大陸
XD                              
06/25 00:34

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06/25 00:37

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06/25 00:37

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06/25 00:38

Xenomorph:XDDDD                                                
06/25 00:38

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06/25 00:39

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06/25 00:39

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06/25 00:40

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06/25 00:40
推 seadaosee:XD 沒吹過小號的
很難吹響的哦~                        
06/25 00:40

fur:以上笑的都不愛呆丸。                                       
06/25 00:40

Technician:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
06/25 00:40
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超好笑的啦                                           
06/25 00:41

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06/25 00:41
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哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~                            
06/25 00:41
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           
06/25 00:42

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06/25 00:42

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06/25 00:42

roger0918:好弱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             
06/25 00:43
→ hihi29:沒看外國記者去吹
吹的超辛苦的嗎?                        
06/25 00:44
推 Aaron1025:多拉ㄟ夢:沒裝電池就想用空氣砲?
(誤)                  
06/25 00:45

moocya:被黑心大陸貨婊到…                                      
06/25 00:47

smalltwo:潮吹了嗎                                              
06/25 00:49

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00:49
推 wei1106:XDDDDDDDDD
錶到自己                                    
06/25 00:50

KobeLeBron:XD                                                  
06/25 00:51

senior:MIC的酸點好無聊                                         
06/25 00:51
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06/25 00:52

alaokj:噗~~哈哈哈哈~!!!有好笑到~!!!!                           
06/25 00:52

tsukirit:活該!!!!!!                                            
06/25 00:53
推 niceplay1131:笨蛋 根據能量不滅定律
想要多大聲就要多大力         06/25 01:04

desolate:這個有笑點XD                                          
06/25 01:06

mirandaliu:這種水準的新聞真是符合高級人的層次                  
06/25 01:06
噓 s540722:學學騜
吹巧克力才是潮阿~~                              
06/25 01:06

gg123sf:東亞病夫啊…自己不夠力就怪烏烏茲拉太難吹              
06/25 01:07
推 gogodddd:請問有人支持新開愛台灣的政治心情版嗎? 就是綠軍專用的   06/25
01:08

ultradev:綠軍專用的…那就叫烏烏茲拉板吧…                      
06/25 01:21

blueocean29:你們有受過專業的吹喇叭訓練嗎?                      
06/25 01:24

david429:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        
06/25 01:27

rinsoukan:這文筆…..                                          
06/25 01:29
噓 lpboyboy:綠的只會越吹越虛    
整天吹噓                         
06/25 01:31

NewReader:XDDD                                                 
06/25 01:40

samedi:XDDDDDDD                                                
06/25 01:46
推 harddaynight:快笑死了 想當年蔡煌瑯也是穿盜版的球衣遊行 XDDD    
06/25 02:25

minigirl2308:白痴!!!!吃飽沒事幹~~這就是台灣政客會做的事        
06/25 02:49
推 jimmyliu1217:可憐的綠腦老猴 
給他做秀的機會都不會作秀           06/25
02:51
推 tracyyu:哈哈哈哈哈阿  這時候就要花錢請學過木管樂器的學生阿     
06/25 03:01

LatteXS:好蠢XDDDDDDDD                                          
06/25 06:30

futuremen:北七                                                 
06/25 08:00

Asucks:XDDDDDD                                                 
06/25 08:27

nicayoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  
06/25 08:35

hs80186:沒練過還想踢館                                         
06/25 08:53
推 putpi2007:好可憐
被搓破的綠吱只能無力的回文                    
06/25 08:56

gmoz:(#‵)3′)▂▂▂▃▄▅嗡~嗡嗡~嗡嗡~嗡嗡~               
06/25 08:59
→ hamasakiayu:我就說嘛,好好的遊行何必沒事跟流行,果然被轉移焦點  06/25 09:10

honeystay:有趣
每天看這些無聊新聞就飽了                        
06/25 09:10
推 doris321:笑點十足
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               
06/25 09:22
推 KawasakiJPN:七百萬偉大人民最厲害了
揪咪                        
06/25 09:47

trimurti:超好笑的啦                                            
06/25 10:11

ally45:ECFA…..真的很讓人擔心,希望政府小心簽….              
06/25 10:21
推 suckpopo:XD~
白吃                                              
06/25 10:32

ann0405:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
06/25 11:04
推 Dralvin:可見推文都知道 26 貨物黑心  所以才會笑他們用中國製品   
06/25 11:20

Dralvin:以後大家就笑不出來了                                   
06/25 11:20

nanahiei:打"到"回府?哪戶回姓人家被打到啦?                      
06/25 12:26

j20006640:                                                     
06/25 13:14
→ winchester:(#‵)3′)▂▂▂▃▄▅~~~嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡叭叭噗噗噗    06/25
14:50

Vancloud:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/25 15:16

jwph:一群搞笑藝人                                              
06/25 16:39
噓 hellginnie:北妻
用中國貨去抗議中國XD                           
06/25 16:40
推 yjay:好酸的新聞XDDDDDDDDDD 
我笑了                             
06/25 16:45
推 smartchao:這個政治中心本來就是每次都酸綠….去翻過去報導就知道  06/25 19:17

beri:蠢爆了                                                    
06/25 19:39
→ Ahao:這樣也可以領錢
真的很想噓這種引戰新聞                     
06/25 21:37

facinated:XDDD我笑了                                           
06/25 23:27
噓 woajw:好智障
XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
06/26 17:47

Bachika:吱吱吹中國喇叭XDDDDD                                   
06/26 21:16
推 IamRivera:政治中心是誰?不敢具名唷?沒種的洨孬孬,喝洨吧你!    06/26
21:20

adorenone:溫馨。                                               
06/26 21:29

mouse10389:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   06/26
22:06
推 a444498:咦 我以為像豬油記者那樣愛加心得很符合吱吱的愛好耶?     
06/26 22:49

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