標題 [閒聊] 幹…被youporn害死…..

 作者  TyrekeEvans
(伊文斯)                                        
看板  sex
 標題  [閒聊] 幹…被youporn害死…..
 時間  Sat
Jun 12 21:41:24 2010
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應該有些鄉民知道youporn吧?
 
不知道google一下馬上有,就是情色板youtube啦,都是歐美的,
 
滿重口味的
 
 
 

幹 小弟一直有把它加到我的最愛,
 
由於都是y開頭,所以我的最愛順序是這樣的:
 
youmaker.com
 
YouPorn.com.Lite(BETA)-FreePorn
 
YouTube
 
總之y開頭都排一起  其實平常很少去這個網站的
 
 
 
 
 
剛剛!!!!!!!!!!!!就在剛剛!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
我暗戀已久的一個女生,其間旁敲側擊過,感覺得出來她應該也喜歡我,
 
但是我膽子小,還沒有真的在一起不敢單獨約女生回家
 
所以剛剛藉著做報告之由,我一口氣邀了四個人來我家,兩男兩女,當然包括她
 
(原po不是租屋,家滿大的)
 
當她脫下鞋子踏進我家門的那剎那,我就覺得很感動!!!喜歡的女生進到你家了!!
 
(雖然後面那兩男一女也脫鞋進來了…)
 
 
 
後來!大家報告弄一弄,其他三人就跑去客廳看世足,我喜歡的女生就故意一邊說
 
"我等下也要去看~"一邊慢吞吞留在我房間不走,原po腎上腺素幾乎炸裂,雖然
 
有朋友在外面不敢怎樣,但跟她一起共處一室已經很興奮了!!
 
 
 
接著她就一直對我房間問東問西的,我裝冷靜的用著電腦邊耍酷回答。
 
忽然靈機一動,想到她跟我一樣都很喜歡某位音樂家的音樂,就想說拿這個當話題,
 
開youtube放這位音樂家的現場演奏跟她一起討論
 
 
 
她聽到我說要放音樂,就滾動椅子靠近我,離我越來越近,喔買尬,好香喔
 
>///////////<
 
 
 
結果我很緊張的一直亂聊天,一邊按我的最愛的youtube,
 
此時她的表情突然凍結
 
 
 
?????
 
我回頭一看,我的螢幕上是
 
                            
YOUPORN beta~
 
          WARNING: This
website contains explicit adult material.
 
You may only enter this Website if you are at least 18 years of age, or
at
least the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from
which
you access this Website. If you do not meet these requirements, then
you do
not have permission to use the Website.
 
 
 
                
Enter                      
Leave
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
她現在跑出去跟他們看電視了,
 
怎麼辦Q_Q~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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◆ From: 114.32.40.86
推 bensonuong:請轉joke
XDDD                                       
06/12 21:42

Narvik:這時候你才知道redtube的好?                              
06/12 21:43
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/12 21:44)

piercepaul:才拿新人王而已
不要亂搞                             
06/12 21:44
推 owoQAQ:對不起 
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
06/12 21:44
推 Killer086:新人王
加油嘿                                        
06/12 21:44

oo0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     
06/12 21:45

asusbenq:所以呢?誰叫你按Leave!!                             
06/12 21:45
推 Lanslote:還是hub
porn方便!                                    
06/12 21:45
→ RdFlying: 推薦你redtube
認真~                                  
06/12 21:45
→ smonke:她在等你按 Enter 啦
..                                  
06/12 21:45

piercepaul:你可以說是朋友亂加的就好啦                          
06/12 21:46
推 a444498:把女的拋棄
A片才是能陪伴你終生的好伴侶                 
06/12 21:47

kenny1300175:她在等你讀取完叫她                                
06/12 21:48

KI780804:還真不知道有這往戰                                    
06/12 21:48
推 miaooooooooo:[超幹] 暗戀的男生按leave 
不陪我看A片             
06/12 21:49

cucustar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
06/12 21:49

nxdwx:xvideos我覺得比較多耶                                    
06/12 21:50

claba:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
06/12 21:51
推 CerMerlan:原PO
新人王~                                         
06/12 21:52

wayne1985:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
06/12 21:53

agent23:通通叫進來一起看                                       
06/12 21:53
推 dmdjjj:說不定根本沒發現,這首頁只有英文字,馬上關掉可能還有救   06/12 21:53

ps00882288:這應該可以轉笨版耶。                                
06/12 21:53

tooeasy:下次請把A網連結單獨丟到一個資料夾….                  
06/12 21:54
推 xxxccc6:阿根廷由世界足球先生梅西率領,攻打奈及利亞!原po陪看啊  06/12 21:54

qk8121718:阿宅不意外呀                                         
06/12 21:55
推 aggressorX:安心的去吧 
(推頭                                   
06/12 21:55
推 KI780804:他看不懂英文啦
(被毆                                  
06/12 21:56
不覺得那個18years of age很顯眼嗎  Q________Q

sky70442:可以開始尋找下一個目標了..                            
06/12 21:57
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/12 21:58)

Yenscofield:告白吧                                             
06/12 21:57

david33390:找他一起看阿!!!                                     
06/12 21:58

linjaha:◢▆▅▄崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▄▅▇◣                       
06/12 21:58
推 id44kimo:[超幹]
有男人寧願當畜生也不當禽獸                     
06/12 21:59
推 johnlilili:看這個很正常 不看才不正常吧
他跑出去在等你追拉       06/12 22:01

lockup1217:爆笑                                                
06/12 22:01

david33390:把他嘴巴屋起來再推到床上                            
06/12 22:04

FranKang:系賀,最討厭拿音樂來裝聞腋青年泡妞的                  
06/12 22:05
我一直都有參加鋼琴比賽呀 科科

externaload:不然樓上是都直接拿大屌來把?                        
06/12 22:05

goodman5566:還好吧,文字而已QQ                                 
06/12 22:06
→ nrezw:adult material + 18 + leave 都是關鍵字
請節哀吧           06/12
22:10
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/12 22:11)

owoQAQ:會彈鋼琴的男生 最帥 
推一個                             
06/12 22:11

Alfie24:哪個男人不看A片                                        
06/12 22:13
→ wayne1985:回樓樓上,我會解高深的數學方程式~~有沒有比較帥啊!!    
06/12 22:15
→ victoryss:樓上乾脆說你不開圖都打爆開圖的好了=
=                
06/12 22:16
→ clone198923:喜歡哪位演奏家啊XD  richter? kissin?
zimmerman?     06/12 22:19
都猜錯囉~比賽是比古典樂
但我真正欣賞的是日本的坂本龍一!
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/12 22:20)

kentsam2077:XD                                                 
06/12 22:21

alentek:原PO內行                                               
06/12 22:23

wpinyu:我的最愛記得分類….                                    
06/12 22:24

clone198923:坂本龍一表示:我不在youporn裡面彈琴                 
06/12 22:27

kobe333:                      
Enter啊                         
06/12 22:39
→ biobluesheep:
本龍一表示:我只會彈琴,不會吹簫。                
06/12 22:40

wayne1985:幹…..原po內行!!!!                                  
06/12 22:46

wayne1985:某樓你怎麼都知道我不開圖都打爆開圖的XDDD             
06/12 22:47

wayne1985:其實是因為開圖程式不支援mac,冏rz……               
06/12 22:47

wayne1985:逼我練就一身不開圖的好功夫                           
06/12 22:47

C2D:原來閣下喜歡吹蕭                                           
06/12 22:53

wayne1985:最近不流行c2d了…最近流行i……….                
06/12 22:54

sigsig:有日本版的嗎????                                    
06/12 22:59
→ ymca:不趕快去練球為下季NBA做準備
還在看啥A片?                  
06/12 23:03

NIOHA:快去練三分球                                             
06/12 23:04

brian416:我笑了XD                                              
06/12 23:12
→ windmaster:女生的英文很好嘛!
一下就看懂了                      
06/12 23:17
推 wade3flash:我笑了…這可以轉JOKE吧XD
這告訴你該去練球了!!     06/12 23:17

zz2266:再約一次~~就知道了                                      
06/12 23:19

b95236:XDDDDDDD                                                
06/12 23:20

vista0722:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/12
23:22

diamod:幹得好!!!哈                                             
06/12 23:22

j0928949380:女生心裡想:原來你也都是用這網站的                 
06/12 23:22

feng760804:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/12
23:24

LDBBS:轉笨版                                                   
06/12 23:26
诶诶你應該先等我答應吧 算了~~
※ LDBBS:轉錄至看板
StupidClown                                   
06/12 23:26

AirPenguin:你有兄弟姊妹嗎,有的話推給哥哥或弟弟                 
06/12 23:26

wujacky621:1大驚小怪…不會發現的啦                            
06/12 23:31
→ ssnpiggy:應該去黑特 
沒西斯點                                  
06/12 23:31
推 Skfey:不要欣賞版本了    
欣賞日本的加藤鷹比較有前途啦~~~~       06/12 23:34

setom:我都看gogo2sex  第一次聽說這個youporn 
謝啦              
06/12 23:46
推 RogerD:女生也愛看啦
是你太大驚小怪了                           
06/12 23:48

liuedd:我喜歡Yourfilehost,有很多日系片或網站都是用它           
06/12 23:50

pc2990:Lizst                                                   
06/12 23:56
推 detkier:樓下快跟我推本龍一 
不然會被當成笨蛋                   
06/12 23:57

garnett05:原PO新人王,要謙虛不要亂搞XDDDDDDD                   
06/12 23:58

wayne1985:還好樓上字沒打錯,打成版本龍馬                        
06/12 23:58
推 detkier:但話說回來現在文藝青年都不聽古典了吧  都馬聽後搖英搖   
06/13 00:00

kofcu:把她抓進來推倒                                           
06/13 00:00

pan46:有笑有推                                                 
06/13 00:01
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/13 00:03)

puacc1b92:沒有點ENTER他怎麼會跑走….豪笅                      
06/13 00:03
上面很明顯的有"ADULT"和"18YEARS" 且大字體是粉紅色 看起來就很….XD
※ 編輯:
TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/13 00:04)

kai1210:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                           
06/13 00:06

XD119:那現在狀況到底怎樣了?                                    
06/13 00:07
噓 kikijuice:暑假不好好練球跑去把妹啊
牙縫哥                      
06/13 00:07
推 oosuper:你還有時間來發文 =
=                                   
06/13 00:08

say29217074:感謝大大無私的奉獻                                 
06/13 00:08
推 ljrll2000:沒差啦,不過樓上說到重點…你不該去加入他們還來回推   06/13
00:10

ljrll2000:文…快去加入他們吧!                                 
06/13 00:10
我家隔局很怪 假樓中樓 我坐在房間用電腦門打開可以看到一樓電視 也可以講話
 
現在高興是他們通通決定過夜 包括她 鄉民覺得我要繼續請她看一起看坂本龍一彈鋼琴
 
還是直接開YOUPORN叫她一起研究??
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/13 00:13)

YOKIDOKI:我笑了 
哈                                            
06/13 00:13

horse5288:說好的中距離呢?                                      
06/13 00:13
→ owoQAQ:大家一起研究= =
+                                     
06/13 00:14

u415002:呵爛                                                   
06/13 00:14

shin70188:開坂本龍一在YOUPORN的彈鋼琴的影片                    
06/13 00:15
→ david12763:REDTUBE也不賴=
=                                    
06/13 00:17

Joba07:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
06/13 00:17

nanocing:原PO掰~掰~                                            
06/13 00:22

korsg:我推?本龍一!!                                          
06/13 00:23
→ xw668:坂本龍一音樂真的棒 他本人打死也想不到自己有天跟YOUPORN   06/13
00:24

xw668:連在一起吧XD                                             
06/13 00:24
推 rich780501:叫她睡你床上   你去廁所打槍  
如何~                 
06/13 00:28

IchigoMilk:系賀…                                             
06/13 00:28

lee210167:就說網頁中毒被綁架就好啦XD傻傻的XD                   
06/13 00:30
推 fatliu:啊~~~~~~~~~~~~電腦中毒了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~怎麼會這樣!!  06/13
00:30
推 Rivera01:跟他說故事 累了後…就說睡我床吧
比較軟               
06/13 00:32
→ even0213:所以我一直都有二個"我的最愛"..有一個是純潔版本的…    06/13
00:33

mastema22:原PO拍拍                                             
06/13 00:33
推 dreamtender:哈哈哈
沒望囉                                      
06/13 00:35
→ Rivera01:妳可以玩國王遊戲阿
之前某篇有超專業教法               
06/13 00:35

christiano:活該死好!!去尻槍吧你                              
06/13 00:37
好兇歐@@
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/13 00:37)

z6a6:新人王,請專心打球,別再上西捨了!!(誤                     
06/13 00:41

timk7:多練球吧!!國王的未來靠你了耶!                            
06/13 00:42

CR950111:屌=ˇ=                                                
06/13 00:47

gr1031:哀傷到破表了KER                                         
06/13 00:50

gemini0237:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               
06/13 00:52

k5408026:我覺得這是一個很好的機會進攻!!                        
06/13 00:53
推 marisaac:原PO有希望今晚肛肛好 http://0rz.tw/NqhvY              
06/13 00:55

kyle12377:拍拍                                                 
06/13 00:56

finaltrial:現在放棄就結束了!                                   
06/13 00:56

ilovedandan:…………………………………….        
06/13 01:11

humiya:叫回來推倒阿~~傻傻的                                    
06/13 01:11

poet0205:ㄎ                                                    
06/13 01:13
推 BrainDeath:請改用Chrome 
XDDDDDDD                              
06/13 01:24
→ rexagi1988:新人王再幹什麼=
=+                                  
06/13 01:41

withdrawn:結局就是過夜睡覺而已??                               
06/13 02:02
推 wagner:沒差吧 不覺的女生會在意這個
是男人都會看啊              
06/13 02:15

lunken:哈哈哈哈                                                
06/13 02:16

yi708027:至少你的gay片沒被她發現                               
06/13 02:17
推 payme:英文好的話
yourporn就馬上破功了                          
06/13 02:24

Alexi519:太假                                                  
06/13 02:25
噓 TiGoDa:太假了 要裝要幻想的完整一點
寂寞空虛的宅宅幻想文         06/13 02:32

love5566183:就說電腦中毒就好了                                 
06/13 02:53

Lighty:囧                                                      
06/13 03:27
推 soul5566:
幫原PO補血                                           
06/13 03:37

neptune0299:本龍一在yourporn彈鋼琴XDDDDDDDDD                   
06/13 04:24

yeaaah:誰叫你要裝酷                                            
06/13 07:19
推 bigbigword:原來有這個網頁 嗯嗯(點頭)
加入我的最愛              
06/13 08:07

lovero32000:請找安妮…                                        
06/13 08:49

huai0816:love5566183常用這招?                                  
06/13 09:14

ishikawa:拍拍..                                                
06/13 09:43

mahahap3b:這…….                                            
06/13 09:46

j7451797:結果呢?有沒有後續?                                    
06/13 09:56

OhHIyoPaNg:你該不會是高雄人吧…..還是山上那間學校………     06/13
10:07
你哪來的根據??我台北人耶

vincent0911x:XDDDDDDDD                                         
06/13 10:17

williams741:XDDDDDDDDD             
我很想知道後來怎樣了        06/13 10:20
現在大家都還在我家
感覺應該沒事了 哈哈
※ 編輯: TyrekeEvans     來自:
114.32.40.86         (06/13 10:36)

beer71997199:男人看A片沒什麼吧..直接跟她說不好意思點錯了就好啦  06/13 10:57

LDBBS:在你家過夜喔                                             
06/13 11:03

simon301:這網頁好慢!!XDDDDDDDD                                 
06/13 11:32

ms841102:轉就可                                                
06/13 11:38

Silversoul:請節哀順變                                          
06/13 11:40
推 iloveEG:女生來家裡前要清一下瀏覽器的紀錄 暫存檔 cookies(茶)    
06/13 11:40
→ iloveEG:以及先備份一下我的最愛
然後把不該出現的刪掉XD           06/13
11:41
推 n7810924:半夜的過程自己略過了:
(                               
06/13 11:44

sau0218:媽!我在這…                                           
06/13 12:44
推 vaca1:有笑有推
我也常常要點youtube點到youporn去..              
06/13 13:08
推 jason77626:女:你怎麼知道我也想看youporn
>////<                 
06/13 13:20
推 cch0927:一堆死阿宅眼紅鄉民亂噓
ㄎㄎ                            
06/13 13:30

kyoforever:別以為今年拿到最佳新人就得意忘形了~XDDD             
06/13 13:31
→ mindconer:現在沒事,以後也不會跟你有任何事。
>.o)b             
06/13 13:40
推 poleman:蠻好笑的 
XDD                                          
06/13 14:22

fordothings:別難過…搞不好可以藉機上了                         
06/13 14:23

LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      
06/13 14:33

hunterken:XDDDDDDDD                                            
06/13 14:47
推 ananas0228:男生看a網正常,跟她道歉!說你不小心開錯! 沒有別得意思  06/13 15:49

hsieh1218:還好吧
又不是開到a片                                 
06/13 16:01
推 yuanyu90221:她在等你按 Enter 啦
.                              
06/13 16:07

johnx072:轉笨版XD                                              
06/13 16:22
→ wei0806:搞不好還有機會
別灰心~~                                
06/13 18:33

williams741:                     
所以他後來也是假裝沒看到嗎XD  06/13 18:36

jay26227:我不爭氣的笑了XDXD原po加油~                           
06/13 19:06
→ lol404:你有我慘嗎 我是下載好在桌面上被看到
名字都沒變           06/13
19:35

rod13824:掰掰囉                                                
06/13 20:35

ggosiang:新人王拍拍                                            
06/13 20:36

wubai1119:XDDD等你按ENTER                                      
06/13 21:09

playerfan:XDDD                                                 
06/14 00:55

a246811:快換xvideos                                            
06/14 00:57

ponggan:推薦你youjizz.com                                      
06/14 01:10

Fayachan:你好好笑喔XDDDDD                                      
06/14 05:45

DannyFortson:這超好笑~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/14
05:56

littlegreen:推腎上腺素炸裂!                                    
06/14 08:09
推 yoqwqq:原PO拍拍 之前朋友在我手機放A片也被挖甲易的女生看到….   06/14
09:33
→ yoqwqq:還好她只說噁心耶 就陪我出去逛街了
好險XD                
06/14 09:34

lucky1017:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD                                    
06/14 12:16

guru0710:就永遠尻槍吧!!!                                       
06/14 13:46

vandersar:這樣就不理你…萬一在一起還有搞頭嗎?                
06/14 14:42

wind227:誰叫你要加在我的最愛                                   
06/14 15:32
→ smmoon:人家害羞躲開了
還不追上?                                
06/14 17:01

faldo:XD                                                       
06/14 19:24

Jesusmaycry:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                   
06/15 00:12

sunnyDay00:衝刺!!                                              
06/15 03:03
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01:42

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