標題 Re: [心情] 這樣算偷吃嗎?

 作者  kurtc
(夏日的誤會)                                 
看板  feminine_sex
 標題  Re: [心情] 這樣算偷吃嗎?
 時間  Mon
Jun 14 13:44:19 2010
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這種文章可以看出幾個重點 我也懶得爆氣了
 
一  娓娓道來男友很棒 但是卻不是自己認定能陪到最後的人
 
解析:先打好預防針 其實我跟他不會走太久 藉此消除後文的撻伐聲
   又能減輕罪惡感
 
 
 
二  前文暗暗說出男友缺點 後頭迫不及待補上新男人的優點 
 
解析:即便妳解釋再多 還是犯了變心者的通病
   
   不知不覺一直放大男友的缺點 不知不覺一直放大新男人的優點
   妳確定妳沒有變心?
 
三  說明自己本來沒有偷吃的意思 留異性友人過夜也只是單純的朋
   友關係 一開始都沒有邪念
 
解析:真的知道自重這兩個字 就不會讓異性友人留宿 最差的情形也
   會有第三人 甚至是家人或男友知情與在場 妳講了一堆 還舖
   了另一床地舖 都讓人家堂而皇之地進入妳房間過夜 妳心中不
   會有期待什麼事情發生?
 
   還是要解釋成 其實我以為他會叫我起床玩大富翁?
 
      是玩大老二吧….
 
四  總是剛好身體不是很好 或是剛好喝醉 又剛好表錯了情 讓對
   方誤會 又這麼剛好又以為對方是自己男友 於是就不小心發生
   了關係
 
解析:脫罪 合理化自身行為最好用的詞彙
 
   剛好 碰巧 誤以為 不小心 以為是 沒料到
 
   都這麼巧合這麼剛好 那一天K先先生也要來不小心一下
 
舉例:K先生本著朋友關係找了個普通女性朋友來過夜 我們各自有喜
   歡的人 所以都不會有邪念喔 剛好我那晚睡到一半 恥骨肌酸
   痛 碰巧女性友人幫我按摩恥骨肌 結果不小心按到小老弟 我
   又以為是老婆在幫我套 誤以為可以清槍了 就不小心發生關係
   了
 
   
   我承認都是恥骨惹的禍 那一晚恥骨痠痛 妳來按摩
   
   才會在剎那之間錯認了妳碰巧就來嘿咻~~
 
   這種集合碰巧 巧合 剛好的事件 我看連科南都沒辦法破案喔
 
 
 
五  講完之後 回頭補自己一刀 說自己有很深的罪惡感 男友何辜
   自己卻辜負了他 最文末營造後悔 不解 疑惑 茫然 感情不
   小心走到岔路出了亂子的處境 也順帶說自己還是愛著男友
 
解析:老話一句 明著說出自己有罪惡感 有錯 實際上是先說出來代
   表自己後悔了 然後再替男友說幾句話 表明自己只是一時迷途
   
 
   妳的罪惡感 只是建立在輿論上對於這種偷吃行為的撻伐 所以
   必需要在文章中加入了認錯的元素 妳已經開始變心 妳在得到
   這次的經驗跟新鮮感後 想必會有不同的體認
 
   妳大可大方地說 自己對這段感情膩了 在身心都忍不住的情形
   下 妳選擇了新的男人
 
   反正男未娶女未嫁 妳早早跟男友說好 分得乾淨俐落 投入新
   男人紳士體貼的懷抱 還需要這樣猶豫要不要告訴自己男友?
 
   人啊 身理都很老實想要新的肉體 內心卻一直欺騙自己 用盡
   各種藉口來告訴自己跟他人 其實妳不是劈腿 妳只是迷惘了
 
   老實地順從身心的渴望 早早斷了前緣 未婚前多交往多看是很
   正常的 何必自欺欺人 來這問妳是不是偷吃
 
   
 
   真的不要得了便宜還賣乖 想想妳男友的處境 妳這就是對他
   的愛?K先生笑而不語
   
 
   妳的罪惡感是建立在輿論上 而不是男友身上 放了他吧 對
   彼此都好 如果妳真的知道自己哪裡出錯的話
 
      言盡於此 人必自重而後人重之 
 
 
 
 
 

某日夜晚….
老婆:帶兒子去房間哄他睡覺了,記得放舒眠音樂。
 
十分鐘後….
老婆:媽的!!死老頭!!叫你哄兒子不是要你先睡!!
 

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(誤                            
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18:10

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>///<                                     
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19:29

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酸痛好哩哩                          
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一個齒骨痛                                 
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XDD                               
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><                                         
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推                                   
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必推                                           
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XDDDDD                           
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好好笑~~                               
06/14 22:20

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06/14 22:22

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06/14 23:07

CN091118:XD                                                    
06/14 23:08

jbs2000:原原po當然不是很令人認同,但您也別認為自己就是好人      06/14
23:17
→ tatol:樓上酸啥 他點說他是好人
笑死人                           
06/14 23:21

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推 gordonshi:K大中肯~ 原PO
你還是認清自己吧ˊˋ                   
06/14 23:27

shoya:很中肯(攤)                                               
06/14 23:39

laputaca:GOOD                                                  
06/14 23:40
推 sazabijiang:淚推簽名檔..我每天都比兒子還早睡著…
Orz           06/14 23:47

takumi412:K大出手,必屬佳作~                                   
06/14 23:53
推 av8dloveme:K嫂
你看他啦!                                       
06/15 00:04

sorawind:推XD                                                  
06/15 00:10

ilovepop:只能推了XDDD                                          
06/15 00:38

ailanous:超棒                                                  
06/15 00:40

lancenena:糟糕!又是K大的妙論奇觀!                            
06/15 00:57
推 DayFly0515:糟糕
太中肯了                                       
06/15 01:13

isitture:幹!超中肯                                             
06/15 02:29

iqoprev:超中肯~~                                               
06/15 02:38
推 victoryss:放了她吧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 哭哭 
K大講話操中墾!           06/15
03:09

robindidi:寫的太棒太中肯了..不愧是K大…                       
06/15 03:23

ijb:K大下一篇的要上演的劇情是恥骨痠痛?                         
06/15 08:00

ceiney:超棒~中肯!!!!不愧是K大~                                 
06/15 10:33
→ DareJ:恥骨惹的禍
我還照唱……                                
06/15 11:25

ihsan:K大出手就是不一樣                                        
06/15 13:12

oliver8043:K大必推!                                            
06/15 13:21

wesker0928:中肯的K大                                           
06/15 15:28
推 belucky:說的太精闢了  
推                                      
06/15 22:31
推 andy60214:又來不及百推內了 
K大真的太幽默了!!!!                
06/16 00:03

WillsonChen:恥骨肌酸痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             
06/16 07:54

ghostangel:K神阿!!!快拜快拜!                               
06/16 12:03

speoeplex:有神!!!快拜                                       
06/16 13:01

windguest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             
06/16 14:23

kungtemi01:K大啊!!中間那段不小心滑進去被K嫂看到不會有事嗎?      06/16
20:34

sk6:好文~                                                      
06/17 12:24
推 HNO3:等一下  科南只破命案喔 
這種案子是不會出現在科南裡面的     06/17 23:10
推 CALmice:確定是玩
"大"老二?~~XDDDDD                             
06/23 17:49

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