標題 Re: [閒聊] 想要為什麼不找我?…

 作者  pegtom
(蛤?)                                                
看板  sex
 標題  Re: [閒聊] 想要為什麼不找我?…
 時間  Tue
Jun  1 00:45:13
2010
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: ※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言:
: 想問問大家…
:
剛跟男友交往2個月的某天,閃光叫我去買早餐,
: 正當我買回來的時候發現他正在打手槍!!他是用電視放A片邊打手槍…當下真的很尷尬!
:
現在交往5年了,我知道閃光喜歡下載A片看,我會幫他下載然後存到他的MP5
: 我是不反對閃光看A片啦!
: 是這樣的,我很納悶!
:
因為今天早上我突然醒來看到閃光在看A片打手槍…
: 心理真的很不舒服! 我就在床上耶!想要不要來嗎?
:
之前有跟閃光反應說,他只說早上有時候會很想要,可是你在睡覺又不想吵醒你…
: 但真的是這樣嗎?
 
 
 
女人心海底針….
 
如果今天你男友早上想跟妳….再看看身邊的妳…
 

CASE 1.
 
       –
–                   

   <(
˙_˙)             
\(ˇ△ˇ)/ zzZZ
    /   ∞
\>             
/      \
嗯…..在睡覺,還是不要吵她好了….自己來吧~
 
 
 
                  
ˊ  ˋ
OGC 啊嘶~~~~ *\(=◎=)/*抖~
 
妳醒了之後….
 
(◎口◎)你….你怎麼這樣?!
 
太過份了~你是不是不愛我了?!你是不是嫌我身材不好~對我沒興趣了?!
 
你說你說~你給我說啊啊啊啊啊~~~
 
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
 
     –  –
  <(◎△◎)  
……….
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
CASE 2.
 
        –
–                   

   <(
═﹏═)             
\(ˇ△ˇ)/ zzZZ
    /   ∞ 
\>             
/      \
嗯…..在睡覺….管她的~還是上吧~
 
呼呼~~我來了~睡美人~
 
\( ≧▽≦)/
  /   ∞  \    
督督里嘟嘟
 
 
 
 
 
妳醒了之後….
 
 
 
              

◢▆▅▄▃爆(‵血′)氣▃▄▅▇◣   你。在。幹。嘛?!
 
      –  –
 <(;˙█˙)ㄏ  
不是啦~聽我解釋….
 
  ∞ 
(Q△Q) 太過份了~你是不是不愛我了?!你怎麼可以不尊重我!!你這樣是強暴是迷姦!!!
 
你怎麼會這樣?! 你說你說你說為什麼要這麼做啊啊啊~~~
 
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
 
 
 
 
 
     –  –
  <(◎△◎)  
……….
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
妳有完沒完吶
 

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06/01 00:47

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06/01 00:48
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=                               
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※ 編輯:
pegtom          來自:
114.24.115.121       (06/01 11:42)

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~~                     
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06/01 18:39
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中肯附圖不推不行阿!                               
06/01 19:32
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06/02 05:13
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可以沒地方打砲                             
06/02 09:20

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多多去想想你男朋友心裡在想什麼最重要…       06/03 22:00

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