標題 Re: [閒聊] 做愛被抓包的經驗

 作者  B0Y0
(逼零歪零/幹我不是柏油)                                
看板  sex
 標題  Re: [閒聊] 做愛被抓包的經驗
 時間  Tue Jun 29
23:50:22 2010
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看到這討論串,
 
不得不提一下當年的回憶。
 
 
 
還記得有次女友說她家裡沒人,叫我去陪她,
 
當時的我跟各位鄉民一樣的馬上單槍赴砲,
 
一進她家她便帶我到她的房間,
 
我們一邊看著PPS一邊亂摸、親吻,
 
最後終於上了床,
 
正當我們享受著魚水之歡時,
 
樓下傳來一男一女的聲音…….
 
幹!  她爸媽回來了!
 
 
 
而且最誇張的是她爸媽竟然跑到他們房間做愛,
 
(我女友房間在她爸媽房間隔壁)
 
聲音比我們還大,
 
我就趁著她爸媽在爽的時候趕快逃離她家。
 

只是說也奇怪,
 
剛出她家門口沒幾步路就看到一個長得很像我女友的中年男子,
 
手裡提著玫瑰花,
 
一直笑笑的說:
 
 
 
「今天是結婚20周年紀念日   老婆一定很開心 ^^」
 
 
 
 
不免俗的 … 留個習慣
 
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