標題 [kuso] 丹丹

 作者  EJH030623
(灣家阿幹)                                       
看板  joke
 標題  [kuso] 丹丹
 時間  Sun Oct  3
00:05:06 2010
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寶傑:新聞萬象,內幕追擊,歡迎收看關鍵時刻,大家好,我是劉寶傑,聽說最近台灣中南部速
食業-丹丹漢堡悄悄崛起,社會大眾都非常愛吃
為什麼這種中西合併的餐飲模式會有這麼多人去買呢?
而究竟丹丹漢堡到底是什麼東西?裡面有沒有什麼秘密?
 
好,我們今天也請到了五位來賓,第一位是大家非常 熟悉的資深媒體人馬西屏,
西屏你好
西屏:寶傑好,各位觀眾好
寶傑:你好,第二位是軍事專家張友驊,友驊你好
友驊:寶傑好,各位觀眾晚上好
寶傑:好,第三位是世界文化史專家眭澔平
澔平:寶傑好,大家好
寶傑:好,第四位是,資深的歷史文化導遊謝哲青
哲青:寶傑哥,大家晚安
寶傑:你好,第五位是媒體工作者黃創夏
創夏:寶傑好,大家好
 
寶傑,各位好,今天各家新聞皆有有關丹丹漢堡的報導,很多網友都很熱烈的在PTT上討論,\
但是他們究竟再討論什麼?還有丹丹漢堡到底是什麼?西屏你說你近也在吃丹丹漢堡是
真的嗎?
 
西屏:對,寶傑,我跟你講,你一定要要吃丹丹漢堡,丹丹漢堡真是太好吃,裡面餐點五花八門
,你只要點一份九號餐加上薯條,馬上就可以體驗前所未有的飽足感
 
寶傑:好,西屏,你等等,友驊你知道丹丹漢堡是什麼嗎?
 
友驊:寶傑,這種東西我最懂了,丹丹漢堡這個速食業新貴,據說一開始是在冷戰時期,蘇聯
為了對抗美國麥當勞跟肯德基的飲食侵略,跟中共共同研發出來的
 
寶傑:等等!友驊,你剛說丹丹漢堡在60年代就已經被發明了?
 
友驊:對,寶傑,全世界只有三個人知道這個歷史機密,一個是我,一個是阿丹,另一個我不
能說
 
寶傑:是的,哲青,剛剛聽西屏說,只要點一份九號餐加上薯條就會非常的飽,聽說歷史上也
有出現過這樣可以吃很飽的速食業?真的有那麼的飽??是嗎?
 
哲青:是的,寶傑哥,在中國元朝時,也就是大約朱元璋起義的這段時間,當時就有這樣的的
中西搭配的出現,只不過內容不太一樣,他們是由朱元璋集結的義士在民間以便宜的價格販
賣一種特殊燒餅來募款,只要你買了燒餅當場就再送你月餅,後來馬可波羅巧遇這種燒餅把
它帶回歐洲就成了我們現在所說的披薩
 

寶傑:好,澔平,我聽說你很久以前就吃過丹丹漢堡了,是嗎?
 
澔平:是的,我用說的觀眾可能都不相信,所以我拿出照片給你們看,看到了嗎?這個是我,我
手上拿的是鮮脆雞腿堡,我為什麼要拍下這張照片?這張對我來說有特別的意義,因為這是
我第一次吃到這麼大的雞腿堡,而吃麥當當的好像在吃銅鑼燒
 
寶傑:好,澔平,等等我們再來講你吃銅鑼燒的故事,我們廣告過後馬上回來
 

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◆ From: 114.26.66.28
→ rockman73:Very
Funny,
Peter                                    
10/03 00:06

jojos:每次看到友驊我就笑了XD                                   
10/03 00:06
推 cyp001:雖是老梗
但還是好笑                                     
10/03 00:07

waynechemi:你打這些打了多久XD                                  
10/03 00:13

rjasaodh:看到等等就忍不住笑了哈哈哈                            
10/03 00:14
推 mdxfive:XDDD
友驊                                              
10/03 00:15

dddooopp:每次到號平手上的照片我就失守XD                        
10/03 00:17

godmark:好有畫面                                               
10/03 00:18

eyestea:XD                                                     
10/03 00:20

umano:推有畫面XD                                               
10/03 00:22

MrSherlock:看到銅鑼燒笑了…….                               
10/03 00:24

hchs31705:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               
10/03 00:25

Fice:GJ!!                                                      
10/03 00:26
噓 MrSherlock:純噓排版…害我不自覺讓他們講話速度變超快 =
=        10/03 00:27

s9415154:XDD                                                   
10/03 00:27

ghghfftjack:看到銅鑼燒整個爆笑                                 
10/03 00:28

qDaniel:這個好笑……                                         
10/03 00:28

cooljony0109:高雄人推丹丹                                      
10/03 00:29

jfarmar:沒吃過鮮脆雞腿堡欸                                     
10/03 00:29
推 kimimskimi:真的感覺講話超快的  可是還是很好笑
XD               
10/03 00:30

montes3388:XDDDDD 號平忘了要補充土語說法阿~~                
10/03 00:32

s5894143:記得看過類似的…                                     
10/03 00:34

ooXD:常吃推丹丹~~                                              
10/03 00:34

iversonok:非常有畫面XD                                         
10/03 00:34

jas0641:還不賴                                                 
10/03 00:34

mayday098765:XD                                                
10/03 00:35

joelin810204:XDD                                               
10/03 00:35

woajw:XD                                                       
10/03 00:37

acdcacdc:XD                                                    
10/03 00:39

Lamourcafe:我之前一個員工外號就叫丹丹..她是蘭嶼原住民正妹       10/03
00:40

neowilson:這萬用文超好套用的XDDDDDDD                           
10/03 00:40

auchen:畫面自動浮現XD                                          
10/03 00:42

kiwivino1023:XD                                                
10/03 00:43

implicit:創夏呢?                                               
10/03 00:44
噓 f9968106:創夏是不是被排擠啊 都沒說到話
哭哭…                 
10/03 00:44

ca11ll0:號屏科科                                               
10/03 00:47
推 aceral1916:我前幾天才在我學校看到 友驊騎腳踏車過去=
=           10/03 00:51

doublelll:鮮脆雞腿堡和雞腿沒有套餐有點遺憾ˊˋ每次都要再單點..  10/03 00:52

ray30825:丹丹難吃到炸開….                                    
10/03 00:56

JOGIBA:創夏被Dororo了…XD                                     
10/03 00:59
→ LoveCheer:看到銅鑼燒的地方爆笑+1
XDDDDD                        
10/03 00:59

jas0641:喜歡香酥米糕                                           
10/03 01:01
推 j022015:創夏來幹麻的
XDDD                                      
10/03 01:03

dddooopp:史官:丹丹魂將在PTT不斷流竄延續                       
10/03 01:05

devin0329:超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             
10/03 01:05

christiano:創夏整個不知道來幹麼的                              
10/03 01:09

baychi999:XDDDDDD                                              
10/03 01:11
推 ricky158207:沒看過節目倒看不少惡搞文 真的每集都這種格式在唬喔?  10/03 01:15

friendok:這篇很好笑,但輸在排版…(沒惡意,紅的明顯)           
10/03 01:21
推 x19890121:銅鑼燒 
哈哈哈                                       
10/03 01:23

Lowpapa:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!超棒!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  10/03
01:27
推 kobolin:創夏咧
工作要認真啊                                    
10/03 01:28

StoneOBK:XDDD                                                  
10/03 01:31

l810502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/03
01:41

sptcq81:買了燒餅送月餅…..哈哈哈                              
10/03 01:42

muker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           
10/03 01:48

ai211061:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             
10/03 01:48

freezesky81:XDDDDD                                             
10/03 01:52

truegod000:創夏領通告費不做事….                              
10/03 02:01
推 musha1989:浩平不夠力 
他還要扯到神祕與能量才是浩平!            
10/03 02:23

l6fm03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
10/03 02:35

LINGKING:創夏~要記得上工啊!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      
10/03 02:44
推 tcc740sd:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
10/03 02:50

marxboss3:GOOD                                                 
10/03 03:06

cashko:很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           
10/03 03:07

rssh0106:有感覺XD                                              
10/03 03:17

polar17:XDDDDD                                                 
10/03 03:29

pinkeypinkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
10/03 03:43

yang910228:XDDDDDd                                             
10/03 03:43

yanis:XDDDDDDDDD                                               
10/03 03:54

fromwilda:XDDD                                                 
10/03 04:19

ChickenEye:關鍵時刻梗必推                                      
10/03 04:28

maxmiller29:裡面沒有打了二十分鐘的手槍                         
10/03 04:32

mabikerry:每次都是看到有滑哥就笑了XD                           
10/03 04:44

doom3:看完之後有人被鬼隱了XDD                                  
10/03 06:12

taintain:關鍵時刻梗XDDD                                        
10/03 07:15

lkjh2584:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
10/03 07:59

Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            
10/03 08:39
推 StrangerDQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
幹校死我了XD                       
10/03 09:06

fishead1116:XDDDDD                                             
10/03 09:23

wangyc:原來那麼多人看過關鍵時刻                                
10/03 09:42

mjnaoki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     
10/03 09:51

LucAngel:XD                                                    
10/03 10:16
推 god46:老梗用不完XD 
創夏:還好我每次都有1350。                 
10/03 10:18
推 kniver999:澔平:十年前我在百慕達潛水,看到住在下面的外星人,他  10/03 10:24

kk5577238:友華梗真的用不膩XDDD                                 
10/03 10:24
→ kniver999:們也愛吃丹丹漢堡 還請我吃了一份
這是當時的照片        10/03 10:24

kniver999:這是我,這是外星人,我們兩個手上都拿著漢堡           
10/03 10:25
→ kniver999:寶傑:等等 澔平你說百慕達的外星人也愛吃丹丹漢堡?    
10/03 10:26
→ kniver999:澔平:(笑)是的,這真是太神奇了 (笑著對鏡頭點點頭)    
10/03 10:27

drkkimo:XD                                                     
10/03 10:32

kniver999:請問可以借轉關鍵時刻板嗎                             
10/03 10:33

pololo61201:丹丹好吃XD                                         
10/03 10:35

princessmake:XD                                                
10/03 10:36
推 skyshine8:超有畫面的
XD                                        
10/03 10:49
推 smilegigi:看到老師被取笑
感覺好囧~                             
10/03 10:51

skyingpig:銅鑼燒…夠誇張                                      
10/03 10:51

TW185930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
10/03 10:53

kniver999:smile大的老師是哪一位@@?                             
10/03 10:54
推 motoloto:丹丹真的好吃  回家都會吃
:)                           
10/03 10:58

tisen:XDDD                                                     
10/03 11:26

dust909:銅鑼燒大爆笑XDDD                                       
10/03 11:41
推 io0i4410wa:模仿太像了
XD                                       
10/03 11:55

a00049g:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      
10/03 11:56

anper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           
10/03 11:58

SweetPower:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     
10/03 12:01

canonring151:XD                                                
10/03 12:28

dsilver:XDDDDDD                                                
10/03 12:30
推 allen501pc:推 smilegigi:看到老師被取笑
感覺好囧~               
10/03 12:31

blaxo:我開始相信你了                                           
10/03 13:01

kniver999:老師是指哪一位老師?我很好奇                          
10/03 13:09

dog5635:丹丹的鮮脆雞腿堡狂電麥當當的勁辣雞腿堡                 
10/03 13:23

nanocing:……………………….                          
10/03 13:26

SAGACAKE:XD                                                    
10/03 13:30

elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       
10/03 14:44
推 penolove:幹阿丹是三小=
=                                       
10/03 15:14
推 lineagekuro:超有畫面的
我笑了                                  
10/03 15:17

cccoco:xdd                                                     
10/03 15:27

zax81904:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         
10/03 15:34

Modchip:台北市沒有丹丹…                                      
10/03 15:37

yuliwang:XDDDDDDD                                              
10/03 15:42

walacat:另一個我不能說!                                        
10/03 15:53
推 teddy7166:XDDDDDDDD
推丹丹                                     
10/03 16:57

thegunsong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
10/03 17:31

e031charles:爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       
10/03 17:56

jack77823:推                                                   
10/03 19:29
推 ryrp:寶傑:等等再來講你吃銅鑼燒的故事 人家明明就是吃漢堡XDD    
10/03 19:37
推 thuyk:我要看王度啦
哈哈                                        
10/03 19:59

mingpsy:XD                                                     
10/03 20:07

jackie21015:借轉高雄版~感謝!!                                  
10/03 20:15
※ jackie21015:轉錄至看板
Kaohsiung                               
10/03 20:15

rockboy088:超有畫面的啦~~~~                                    
10/03 20:36
推 pow1126:丹丹便宜又大碗XD 
我記得是89元就有一套餐               
10/03 21:05

Anderpiece:XD超白爛                                            
10/03 21:22

laukinming:丹丹漢堡真是太好吃XDDD                              
10/03 21:26

easybaby:XD                                                    
10/03 21:41

Eryngium:XDDDDDDD                                              
10/03 22:30

stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/03
23:18

luk5151604:看到友驊我就開始笑了                                
10/03 23:36
推 howard3636:因為太愛吃丹丹
我胖了二十公斤                       
10/03 23:45

e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            
10/04 00:24

RosalineN33:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          
10/04 00:31

Pietro:XDD                                                     
10/04 00:34

lindx:XD!                                                      
10/04 02:37

kniver999:借轉關鍵時刻板謝謝                                   
10/04 06:02
※ kniver999:轉錄至看板
CTime                                     
10/04 06:02

Yie:XDDD                                                       
10/04 08:13
※ MartinLK:轉錄至看板
CTime                                      
10/04 09:31

ooXD:9號餐飲料要換成玉米濃湯!!                                 
10/04 09:58
推 momolomo:超有畫面的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDD                      
10/04 11:19

l1ViE:每次看到有友驊都噴笑XDDD                                 
10/04 15:28

hikki430:丹丹真的好好吃~                                       
10/04 21:39
推 blizzard1226:史稱 
丹丹之亂                                    
10/04 23:26

happys425:有沒有丹丹丹丹丹丹寄雷捏的八卦XDDDDDDDDDDD           
10/04 23:28

s51901:中肯XDDDD              
看完我突然好想吃丹丹和銅鑼燒> <  10/04 23:39
推 leader56:毫無意義
就只是一個創夏                               
10/05 07:26
推 NothingLeft:朱元璋起義的時候馬可波羅早掛點很久了吧=
=           10/05 08:02

Jaicabai:還是有華最好笑XDDD                                    
10/06 22:32
 
 
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