標題 [無言] 親子丼

 作者  maloneran
(倫)                                      
看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言] 親子丼
 時間  Wed Apr 
7 14:38:45 2010
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前兩天去一家日式料理店吃飯~隔壁坐了一家三口~一對父母帶著一個小妹妹來吃飯
 
等參點來的時候~無意間聽到妹妹問說:把拔~~為什麼這碗東西叫作親子丼??
 
把拔很有信心地大聲回答:因為這碗飯是用雞肉和雞蛋做成的阿~所以合起來叫做親子丼!
 
小妹妹聽完都快哭了,說:蛤??這樣不是很殘忍~~~
 
把拔也驚覺好像說了不該說的話~~有點手足無措~~不知道怎麼說服妹妹吃下這碗飯
 
只聽到媽媽在一旁冷冷地說:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
沒關係~~那碗飯裡面的雞和蛋不是親生的~~妹妹快吃~~~~
 
       沒關係~~那碗飯裡面的雞和蛋不是親生的~~妹妹快吃~~~~
 
            
沒關係~~那碗飯裡面的雞和蛋不是親生的~~妹妹快吃~~~~
 
妹妹聽完就放心的把那碗飯吃完了……由衷佩服那位媽媽的智慧與…邏輯….
 
 
 
 
 

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smaitesai:笨板讓我快哭了…                                     
04/07 14:40

bambambam:這樣就不殘忍….好猛的小妹妹                         
04/07 14:42
推 fangsk0920:這位媽媽太強了 
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 
04/07 14:50

gfneo:我覺得…媽媽更殘忍…..沒有小妹妹的圖嗎?(誤)            
04/07 14:53

Hans14:XDD                                                     
04/07 14:59

sai1126:以後帶小孩千萬別點這道菜                               
04/07 15:01

aegisnaruto:                                                   
04/07 15:11

toy2R:媽媽太聰明了!!                                         
04/07 15:14
推 shopaholic00:笑到我都留眼淚了XD
心情不好看笨板最有用:D          04/07
15:27

kahn760310:媽媽心想:我跟你也不是親生的~~                       
04/07 15:29

jr00747848:媽媽也太強了!!                                      
04/07 15:39

ffiioonnaa:這個好笑XDDD                                        
04/07 15:47
推 callme5f:◆ 您權限不足,
無法推薦!                              
04/07 15:55
推 angelmax:我不爭氣的笑了
XDD                                    
04/07 15:56

pp14:好溫馨喔…感動到想哭                                     
04/07 15:59
推 chitai7101:靠..我一直以為親子丼是點來然後親子分著吃的..=
=      04/07 16:01

utb:       靠..我跟樓上的想法竟然是相同的..=
=                 
04/07 16:02

fangsk0920:快看樓上出笨點…                                   
04/07 16:02

fangsk0920:樓樓樓上                                            
04/07 16:03

noviage: XD                                                   
04/07 16:03
推 a2088149:分著吃+1
..                                           
04/07 16:05

butter1211:媽媽好棒XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              
04/07 16:08
推 Schluessel:為啥我想到的是:雞是雞他媽生的 蛋是蛋他媽生的….    04/07
16:17

hiphopper18:歐~~~~~                                            
04/07 16:24

bloodshine:有笑有推XDDDD                                       
04/07 16:24
推 p123i456g:XDDD
確實不會是親生的                                
04/07 16:26

lynnabc236:我覺得好好笑XDDDDDDDD                               
04/07 16:27
推 LeoSmith:溫馨!
XDDD                                            
04/07 16:30

papasu:你覺得此篇文章讓你感到:溫馨                            
04/07 16:31
推 eddiehotw:靠..我跟樓上的想法竟然是相同的..=
=                  
04/07 16:32

fadein:哪裡溫馨:                                              
04/07 16:33

minmin19:有笑有推XD                                            
04/07 16:34
→ eddiehotw:媽:靠…你也不是我親生的 趕快吃!    
妹妹:(驚)        04/07 16:34

huntersp:不是親生的你把肉給吃了也是很殘忍阿<–妹妹怎麼不這麼想  04/07 16:37

greenlack:媽媽好厲害XDDDDDDDD                                  
04/07 16:49
推 windmaster:媽媽好會騙小孩唷! 高手之高高手!!! chitai說法好溫韾   04/07
16:50

whitefacex:媽媽GJ!                                             
04/07 16:57

angie780315:原來親子丼背後既然背著這麼血腥的內幕阿…..        
04/07 16:59

angie780315:破壞我原本對他溫馨的想法….                       
04/07 17:00

angie780315:             
居然                                 
04/07 17:00
→ cj6u40:「女孩也不是__親生的…」媽媽選擇緘默,將真相永遠埋葬  04/07 17:16

cuteangle30:我也一直到大學才知道是這樣..一直以為是親子一起吃的  04/07 17:24

stab22:           
你娘                                        
04/07 17:25

irishh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            
04/07 17:29

taxi0702:雞藍佛表示:何時才能一家團圓??                         
04/07 17:32

top068:XDDDDDDD                                                
04/07 17:44
推 barry1027gg:於是就一家團圓  
成了一碗雜碎麵!                   
04/07 17:47

ifenlinna:和不是親生的拌在一起,感覺更可憐耶ˊˇˋ…          
04/07 17:51

pumpkin534:XDDDDDDDDD                                          
04/07 18:07

crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             
04/07 18:22

andy7927:XDDDDDDD                                              
04/07 18:31

roda23139:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/07 18:41
推 regretless:媽媽真強者!!
果然為母則強XDDDDDD                    
04/07 18:51

canako:XDDDDD                                                  
04/07 18:53

yu0215yu:推媽媽幾爸昏啦!!!!!                                   
04/07 19:00
推 lovelyhsfran:真的要讓心情好
看笨版超有效                       
04/07 19:02
推 poiu1234:chitai7
有笨點                                        
04/07 19:06

frdabest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
04/07 19:09

jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
04/07 19:14

ppc:XD                                                         
04/07 19:16

iboxdoll:好冷靜~                                               
04/07 19:26

needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               
04/07 19:36
推 TrueTears:推媽媽
XD                                            
04/07 19:43

shaochun36:聽媽媽的話吧!                                       
04/07 19:46

Entropy1988:                  
這篇好發人省思啊~~~             
04/07 19:52

mike2025302:XDDD                                               
04/07 19:53

sportsyzm:XDDDDDDD                                             
04/07 20:02

elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    
04/07 20:11
→ morina0291:推媽媽讓孩子乖乖吃飯(不知小孩若挑食她會用啥理由)    
04/07 20:24

markcoke:>///////////////////////////////////////////////////<  04/07
20:33

kiewa:媽媽好幽默!!!                                            
04/07 20:37

timmyhuang:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           
04/07 20:54

v73659:教壞小孩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
04/07 20:58

RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 
04/07 21:33

mkmkmkmk:媽媽好妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          
04/07 21:49

tw751231:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/07 21:55

miksim:幾霸昏!!                                                
04/07 21:57

yunislove333:媽媽好強喔XDDDDD!!!                               
04/07 22:09

fromwilda:XD                                                   
04/07 22:20

aickcese:原來這就是親子丼的由來(認真!)                         
04/07 22:22

asangel:XDDDDDDDD                                              
04/07 22:28

eddy1217:XD                                                    
04/07 22:30

flypeach:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    
04/07 22:35

lvea:媽媽好強~~~~~                                             
04/07 22:36

kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwww                                         
04/07 22:47
推 shenasu:之前有推文 再加"卵服仔"
連爸爸到齊了…                
04/07 22:48

mei1989:不是親生的XDDDDDDD                                     
04/07 22:49

ooXD:我還以為是父母跟小一起吃一碗所以叫親子丼                  
04/07 22:51
→ ooXD:囧
跟上面一樣                                             
04/07 22:52
→ ooXD:丼←一直以為念ㄉㄨㄥˋ =
=                                
04/07 22:53

kelopi:好可怕的媽媽                                            
04/07 22:55

vaguecorner:有一種暖暖的感覺從背後…                          
04/07 23:05

Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/07
23:09

lovelykiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  
04/07 23:18

cj6u40:誠心發問:那個字怎麼念?親子_?                        
04/07 23:19
推 Elebea:親[おや]o ya  子[こ]ko 丼[どん]do
n                    
04/07 23:21
推 yjay:日文念ㄉㄨㄥ四聲 
國字要打ㄉㄢ三聲                        
04/07 23:22

ylunjay:好好笑~~                                             
04/07 23:26

paj:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                               
04/07 23:28

Knightaco:我笑了XD"                                            
04/07 23:39

kyouya:妹妹也很可愛,這樣就敢吃了喔…………                    
04/07 23:40
推 rainley:親子丼 =
滿門抄斬飯                                    
04/07 23:41

roseblood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/07
23:43

parking:聽媽媽的話                                             
04/07 23:53
推 mingkwan:XDDDDDDDD
好狠的媽媽XDD                               
04/07 23:58

rickel:別人的孩子死不完!!!                                     
04/08 00:01
推 breezekid:ㄉㄢˇ 或
ㄐㄧㄥˇ                                   
04/08 00:25

tako1214:媽媽酷斃了                                            
04/08 00:42

ping5350830:推滿門抄斬飯XDDDD                                  
04/08 00:46

lindy00015:oyakodon~~ 媽媽真強XD                            
04/08 00:52

andy20419:突然覺得媽媽好冷血XD                                 
04/08 01:24

libracrash:幫推!                                               
04/08 02:07
推 micaDanube:推 ifenlinna:和不是親生的拌在一起,感覺更可憐耶 XD   04/08
02:09
推 turemyth:其實那顆蛋在離開雞窩的時候,雞媽媽著急的吃不下也睡不   04/08 02:11

turemyth:著,而且也沒辦法下蛋了,農場主人只好心一橫,把雞媽媽   04/08 02:12

turemyth:賣到市場,沒想到。最後竟然奇蹟似的在碗裡相遇,雞媽媽   04/08 02:13

turemyth:也不埋怨命運的坎坷,她覺得。無論如何能跟孩子在一起,   04/08 02:14

turemyth:這也是為什麼這碗親子丼特別溫暖的原因。                
04/08 02:17

turemyth:\就很幸福了                                           
04/08 02:19

hellginnie:樓上花了十分鐘寫完這篇故事….                      
04/08 02:31

anubislee:有畫面~~我笑了~                                      
04/08 02:50

v73659:推turemyth                                              
04/08 03:39

azter:丼                                                       
04/08 04:38

frank730:以為分著吃+1….                                      
04/08 04:46

sara1201:媽媽真強!!!                                           
04/08 05:23

Yie:為母則強!                                                 
04/08 07:36

winddoor1227:這個媽媽真是太厲害了~~~推推!!                     
04/08 09:06

THKLuga:親子丼…只有我一個人糟糕了嗎….                      
04/08 09:11

Lazyyou:爆                                                     
04/08 09:16

smallcupid:老梗…..聽過很久了~                                
04/08 09:16

sowhatdudu:好厲害的媽媽XDDD                                    
04/08 11:21

v21233333:媽~~你太強了                                         
04/08 12:16

humanskull:親子丼>///<                                         
04/08 12:20
推 ctjh900805:推turemyth 
XD                                      
04/08 13:02

echo741163:媽媽是強者啊~~~                                     
04/08 13:19

ym920822:媽媽超強的啦XDD                                       
04/08 13:24

linshuyu:媽媽太酷                                              
04/08 13:42

sinonjo:媽媽好厲害XDDDDDDDDDD                                  
04/08 14:26

LittlePunk:XD                                                  
04/08 16:32
推 spacewatch:和3356篇笑點好像
XD                                 
04/08 17:00

youpa:日本人取這個名字也是夠變態的……                       
04/08 17:39

seeladys:這個媽媽有見地~~~~~~                                  
04/08 17:41

Sowhat1900:能分辯雞與蛋是否親生的神人…                        
04/08 18:16

happymuse:X-D                                                  
04/08 18:46

USSBAT:雖然以前就知道親子井的來由,但一直沒感覺,但有一次       04/08
19:07
→ USSBAT:用英文介紹這個名字給老外聽的時候…才說出口就…=.=     
04/08 19:08
→ USSBAT:the name means "parent and kid
"                        
04/08 19:10

BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDD                                   
04/08 19:23

Abric:XD靠北!這超好笑的!!!                                     
04/08 19:46

secretea:媽媽好強大XDDDD                                       
04/08 20:06
推 hyscat:告非 我沿路都沒笑竟然在看到turemyth花十分鐘寫故事的地方  04/08 20:17

hyscat:笑了啦XDDDDDDD                                          
04/08 20:17

JohnnyWalker:好強大的媽媽XD                                    
04/08 22:13
推 YmemY:妹妹:
那還說是"親子"?騙小孩喔                            
04/08 22:54
推 yona:XDDD 
我看到10分鐘的故事才笑+1                            
04/09 00:48

turemyth:是因為厚~用推文寫真的很不順才會花10分鐘的(羞)         
04/09 02:47

imaybe:XD                                                      
04/09 13:59

gorden00:                                                      
04/09 14:11

adio59999:原來不是親身的喔~~~                                  
04/09 14:42
推 bisconect:我一直都覺得這菜名很獵奇 
哈哈哈哈                   
04/09 15:41
推 bigangry:媽媽強者
!!!                                          
04/09 19:17

asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         
04/10 00:27
※ USSBAT:轉錄至看板
JP_Custom                                    
04/10 04:53

WYJ:水喔!真有急智!                                             
04/11 01:55

qekpwjnw:一碗飯裡的人倫悲劇XD                                  
04/11 02:31
推 enc06:好強的媽媽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 
04/12 18:26

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